Ode to Assface
Thou art a clouted crook-pated idiot,
and I do believe, induced by current circumstances,
that thou art a villainous cunt.
Thou reek of hedge-born horn-beast
and hath the countenance of
an onion-eyed foot-licker.
Thou art a beslubbering fly-bitten clotpole.
With a pribbling fool-born codpiece
thou hath a pottle-deep strumpet for a wyfe.
Thou art a qualling half-faced
haggard bat-fowling ratsbane.
Your wyfe art a dissembling swag-bellied lout.
And you art a goatish tardy-gaited malt-worm.
Thou art a clouted crook-pated idiot,
and I do believe, induced by current circumstances,
that thou art a villainous cunt.
Thou reek of hedge-born horn-beast
and hath the countenance of
an onion-eyed foot-licker.
Thou art a beslubbering fly-bitten clotpole.
With a pribbling fool-born codpiece
thou hath a pottle-deep strumpet for a wyfe.
Thou art a qualling half-faced
haggard bat-fowling ratsbane.
Your wyfe art a dissembling swag-bellied lout.
And you art a goatish tardy-gaited malt-worm.
