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El Bingo Gringo	Nose Bleeding	Lead	[-]
Posts: 8575 03/01/12 07:59 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I put pressure on the bridge of my nose and the back of my neck and presto, no more blood. Ice does nothing. except make a drink cool. heh
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Aunt Pappy		#1	[-]
Posts: 32355 03/01/12 11:16 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I found this wandering on Page 2 with a goose egg in the reply column. I'm sorry El Bingo...had I known, I would have bumped it sooner.
2manypixiestix		#2	[-]
Posts: 17250 03/01/12 11:34 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is this a spontaneous nosebleed or an I got punched nosebleed?
El Bingo Gringo		#3	[-]
Posts: 8575 03/01/12 11:46 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	do you get punched often? I was just talking aboot the dry nasal cavity bleed or whatever it is
Visa Declined		#4	[-]
Posts: 12003 03/01/12 12:14 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	do less coke.
El Bingo Gringo		#5	[-]
Posts: 8575 03/01/12 04:38 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm a pepsi person. oh neve
Screerider		#6	[-]
Posts: 33341 03/01/12 06:42 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	As a frequent victim of nosebleeds, I found just pinching the nostrils and leaning forward works well enough. A neighbor who's a nurse said you're supposed to push on the angel-indentation above your upper lip. I think she's off-base.
ScruffyGuy		#7	[-]
Posts: 24474 03/01/12 06:55 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The indentation is called a philtrum. Toss that out at parties! You won't ever be invited to another party but you can gloat about it. Yeah, she's off base. A lot of nurses mistakenly believe they have knowledge to pass along. Silly. Never had a nosebleed which would require any sort of attention. Maybe snotted out a few clots of blood in a goober-booger here and there. I always thought continual bleeding from the nose was just a general sign of weakness.
Screerider		#8	[-]
Posts: 33341 03/01/12 07:12 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh... maybe she actually said to stick your finger up under your lip, beneath the philtrum, and press down. Allegedly a vein going to the nose lives there? At least I know you DO NOT pinch off your nose and look up. Unless you want to fill your stomach with your own blood. And, really, how else are you going to accomplish that?
StanleyStatistic		#9	[-]
Posts: 298 03/01/12 07:12 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You are implying nurses aren't knowledgable and trustworthy? I know some I'd trust over some doctors.
Screerider		#10	[-]
Posts: 33341 03/01/12 07:20 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No, I love nurses. This one's got a fantastic ass, too. However, she's got book mainly knowledge, whereas I have life experience. She was telling me this technique as her son got his FIRST nosebleed. I was trying to help, but I think it PO'd her.
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Mullane		#11	[-]
Posts: 3179 03/01/12 07:21 PM I hardly know which way is up or which way down Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've never had a nosebleed. Booyah!
ScruffyGuy		#12	[-]
Posts: 24474 03/01/12 07:21 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It wasn't an implication. I came right out and said it. 40% of the reason I did so was to instigate the nurses here who will sniff that out instantly and go on a major defensive. Like they always do. 60% of the reason I said that was because I know several nurses at the moment who are trying to kill a few people I happen to like and one ex-nurse who recently molested me and I like to pretend that bothers me every few days even though I really don't care. Also, notice how kindly I used percentages to appeal to your stupid ghostie name. Likely that's the last time I address you, ghostie. Usually I don't talk to ghosts. But now and then... it can be an interesting dalliance.
StanleyStatistic		#13	[-]
Posts: 298 03/01/12 07:22 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I wonder if she knows something about skin tags. Then my fantastic ass can meet hers.
Screerider		#14	[-]
Posts: 33341 03/01/12 07:25 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Funny. I have skin tags too. Symmetrically placed in all four pits (arms and thighs).
ScruffyGuy		#15	[-]
Posts: 24474 03/01/12 07:28 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dude... get those snipped off, OK? TresGay has posted that she does it at home all by herself and with her doc's permission to boot. But matching lesbian bravery is difficult, even for the best of us. So make an appointment with a dermatologist and go get yourself all pretty again. Thanks.
r		#16	[-]
Posts: 8113 03/01/12 07:30 PM Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You have had a month to come up with a quality thread and this is it? I'll give you that as interesting threads go this is not a total miss but is this the best in your arsenal?
LurkerAtWork		#17	[-]
Posts: 10208 03/01/12 07:32 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I broke a blood vessel or some shit (I am not a doctor and can't recall) up my nose some years ago. It was bleeding..and then flooding..and CHUNKS of gore fell out. It was disgusting. I wouldn't recommend it.
Screerider		#18	[-]
Posts: 33341 03/01/12 07:33 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My PCP wasn't concerned about the tags, so removing them would be elective ($). They do seem to be getting larger and squishier as I age. As long as they don't turn brown, I think I'll be okay.
ScruffyGuy		#19	[-]
Posts: 24474 03/01/12 07:45 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Perhaps in 2014 ObamaCare will help you with the costs of elective skin tag removal. If you were a school teacher in Buffalo they would pay for cosmetic surgery for you. It's a huge scandal. So big, in fact, that Anderson Cooper got into it. Exacto knife. Direct pressure, but for a LONG time, say two hours. Styptic powder. Peroxide. Butterfly bandages. Good to go. But if you can live with it, God bless ya. May as well give them names in that case.
Screerider		#20	[-]
Posts: 33341 03/01/12 07:50 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Liquid nitrogen sounds like the way to go.
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