Tarek's puffy, curly hair Appreciation Thread in The Apprentice Forum

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Tarek's puffy, curly hair Appreciation Thread

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Miss Alley Shack		#6081	[-]
Posts: 10110 02/18/12 09:05 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The opium dens back during in the Gold Rush, you mean.
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SuitSnob		#6082	[-]
Posts: 1430 02/18/12 11:20 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Will you need bail money for when the Grammar Police comes after you for that sentence?
Sigvold		#6083	[-]
Posts: 16158 02/19/12 04:11 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Miss Alley Shack wrote: Whatever. Going to meet Mark Foster and the Foster The People dudes up close and personal this weekend, how exciting! Did you pump up your kicks when you met him? Is he a nice guy? I heard he used to be a junkie but cleaned up his act through music and Jesus. I also like that tall blonde guy -- did you get a chance to rim him too? I bet he smells like gardenias and frangipangi down there. Just like Tarek.
Miss Alley Shack		#6084	[-]
Posts: 10110 02/19/12 10:39 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I don't indulge in trashy sexual encounters with guys I don't know a few minutes into meeting them, Siggy. I generally wait until the fourth date. But they are rather weird and stand-offish - I guess they buy their own legend, which is a shame because, let's face it, this band pretty obviously has a short shelf life.
SuitSnob		#6085	[-]
Posts: 1430 02/19/12 10:44 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh please...you are about as demure as an 8th Avenue street whore.
Miss Alley Shack		#6086	[-]
Posts: 10110 02/19/12 10:45 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You shouldn't assume that everyone woman is like the trashy slags from your family.
SuitSnob		#6087	[-]
Posts: 1430 02/19/12 11:04 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would have thought you were busy touching yourself every time Clay lisped.
Miss Alley Shack		#6088	[-]
Posts: 10110 02/19/12 11:58 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I have no idea why you'd even imagine that I'm a Clay fan. In S2, I was all about the fabulous TRENYCE. Paybee <3
SuitSnob		#6089	[-]
Posts: 1430 02/20/12 08:56 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was thinking you'd rather find yourself in a Reuben sandwich.
Miss Alley Shack		#6090	[-]
Posts: 10110 02/21/12 12:11 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You can think?
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SuitSnob		#6091	[-]
Posts: 1430 02/21/12 06:20 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why yes...unlike you my brain has not been ravaged by that nasty strain of The Clap you picked up back in '67.
Miss Alley Shack		#6092	[-]
Posts: 10110 02/22/12 12:45 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Your obsession with STDs is as predictable as it is tedious.
SuitSnob		#6093	[-]
Posts: 1430 02/22/12 07:59 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, at least I don't consider them "souvenirs" like you do. Can't you collect Precious Moments figurines like most old ladies?
SuitSnob		#6094	[-]
Posts: 1430 03/05/12 10:00 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This was on page TWO! Just because Tarek moved to South America does not mean he is not a vital part of our board. ESPECIALLY during lent!
SuitSnob		#6095	[-]
Posts: 1430 03/19/12 10:11 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	CanineFeeline, here is a brief thread dedicated to Tarek. We await your thoughts and impressions.
SuitSnob		#6096	[-]
Posts: 1430 03/21/12 10:18 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Happy Post #18,000 to me!!!
Miss Alley Shack		#6097	[-]
Posts: 10110 03/22/12 12:04 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	How sad, you need to entertain yourself this way because the rest of the world refuses to validate your existence...
SuitSnob		#6098	[-]
Posts: 1430 03/22/12 03:47 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If it were not for me having to defend myself and Wes from your constant slander, I would only be at about post 512. I will admit in all fairness that I was a fool not to take your advice regarding Claytards more seriously. They are scary and dangerous, and I appreciate your attempts to warn me.
Miss Alley Shack		#6099	[-]
Posts: 10110 03/22/12 07:51 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If only you will listen to me more. I told you that an ancient old fool like yourself should not be a flasher. Serves you right that your knees gave way in the cold.
SuitSnob		#6100	[-]
Posts: 1430 03/22/12 07:59 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I told you, it was an interpretive dance flash mob! And my penis was a highlight.
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