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suckshardcore

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05/16/10 11:26 AM

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That would be totally gay and retarded. The egos surely couldn't co-exist.

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ghettofabman

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05/16/10 05:28 PM

I don't get
most of the jokes

This thread is so full of win. Loving the hate.

Funny I always thought Manatee was gae...

taks

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05/16/10 05:33 PM

Holy hell. Just read the IICD stuff and I thought I'd never hate anyone more than Gokey but this lardass is quickly proving me wrong. Who the fuck does this guy think he is? It's not enough for him to be a bland, untalented karaoke singer but he's gotta add arrogant douchebag to the list?

Wensleydale

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05/16/10 06:26 PM

The LA Times Idol Tracker blog has the bootees fill out a questionnaire. At the end they ask them to draw a picture. Manatee drew something that probably is himself,except it's got hair. None of the other contestants have drawn themselves. No surprise Manatee's ego wouldn't let him draw anything else.

great personality

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05/16/10 07:24 PM

oh, Lordy

Why oh why did the judges feed his ego even MORE by saving him?

Thom Thom

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05/17/10 10:14 AM

Wensleydale wrote:
The LA Times Idol Tracker blog has the bootees fill out a questionnaire. At the end they ask them to draw a picture. Manatee drew something that probably is himself,except it's got hair. None of the other contestants have drawn themselves. No surprise Manatee's ego wouldn't let him draw anything else.

That is an odd drawing. Curiously slim. I wonder if Fat Mike really believes all those pounds and pounds of blubber on him is toned muscle? I think he does.

NeonTetra67

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05/17/10 04:23 PM

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Thom Thom wrote:
Wensleydale wrote:
The LA Times Idol Tracker blog has the bootees fill out a questionnaire. At the end they ask them to draw a picture. Manatee drew something that probably is himself,except it's got hair. None of the other contestants have drawn themselves. No surprise Manatee's ego wouldn't let him draw anything else.

That is an odd drawing. Curiously slim. I wonder if Fat Mike really believes all those pounds and pounds of blubber on him is toned muscle? I think he does.

LOL I agree. I think Mike has reverse anorexia. When he looks at the mirror, he sees a thin, cut person but in actually he is a sack of loose Crisco.

Drew B

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05/18/10 09:19 PM

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highwind44029 wrote:
LeeLeeRaRa wrote:
holy shit I'm starting to think the Gokey was actually a pretty decent guy and that makes me hate this asshole even more
Gokey's vileness was about 80% presumption and/or exaggeration on Sucks's part (personally, I thought he was just a dense idiot with no sense of political correctness esp. when it came to his dead wife.) On the other hand, this whale's douchiness is absolutely 100% concrete and he is completely aware of what he is saying.

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blmetsfan

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06/26/10 08:39 PM

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His twitter description:

Michael Lynche is a new hop artist best described as a cross between Gnarls Barkley, Outcast and R. Kelly. Part soul machine, part booty shaker, part baby maker

http://twitter.com/bigmikelynche

taks

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06/26/10 10:21 PM

blmetsfan wrote:
His twitter description:

Michael Lynche is a new hop artist best described as a cross between Gnarls Barkley, Outcast and R. Kelly. Part soul machine, part booty shaker, part baby maker

http://twitter.com/bigmikelynche

Well he got one part right.

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Sardonically Irreverent

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06/27/10 01:59 AM

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I forgot all about this blimp.

Drew B

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06/28/10 12:55 PM

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blmetsfan wrote:
His twitter description:

Michael Lynche is a new hop artist best described as
a cross between Gnarls Barkley, Outcast and R. Kelly. Part soul
machine, part booty shaker, part baby maker bloated never-was available for weddings and bar mitzvahs

http://twitter.com/bigmikelynche

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AlsoKnownAsJer2002

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06/28/10 01:09 PM

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Sardonically Irreverent wrote:
I forgot all about this blimp.

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SurvivorLDog93

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07/03/10 08:56 AM

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taks wrote:

blmetsfan wrote:
His twitter description:

Michael Lynche is the latest American Idol castoff trying to find a niche in the music business. Part Manatee, part Shar-Pei, part dirigible, he is wanted by Scotland Yard for questioning in the cruel murder of Eleanor Rigby.

http://twitter.com/bigmikelynche

Well he got one part right.

Fixed.

BigMikeLynche

8trackmind

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07/03/10 09:35 PM

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The hate, while justified, is slightly misplaced. In spite of boasting of many singers much better than Mike (eight, IMHO), there is currently just one 4th place finisher who has an actual singing career-- Chris Daughtry. Mike will probably never even get a record contract. We have nothing to worry about.

managerr

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07/05/10 02:25 PM

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Gokey's vileness was about 80% presumption and/or exaggeration on Sucks's part (personally, I thought he was just a dense idiot with no sense of political correctness esp. when it came to his dead wife.) Gokey's vileness was about 80% presumption and/or exaggeration on Sucks's part (personally, I thought he was just a dense idiot with no sense of political correctness esp. when it came to his dead wife.) On the other hand, this whale's douchiness is absolutely 100% concrete and he is completely aware of what he is saying

No, he intentionally went out of his way to pimp his dead wife on many instances. He was a different type of vile.

SurvivorLDog93

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07/25/10 01:22 AM

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8trackmind wrote:
The hate, while justified, is slightly misplaced. In spite of boasting of many singers much better than Mike (eight, IMHO), there is currently just one 4th place finisher who has an actual singing career-- Chris Daughtry. Mike will probably never even get a record contract. We have nothing to worry about.

As far as #4s go, Josh Gracin hasn't done badly, either.

Perhaps this error of nature Manapei, or whatever he is, can realize he's not good enough to post DisGracin numbers, and DIAF or summat.

pjadedd

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08/01/10 03:48 PM

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Until Mike does a 20 minute version of "Over the Rainbow" and writes a song about leprechauns, rainbows, and pots of gold, he'll be nothing, especially in terms of 4th place finishers.

LeeLeeRaRa

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08/01/10 11:52 PM

No way will this fat fuck get a recording contract. No one wants 10 tracks of a manatee mating call that was originally kicked out in 9th place.

Liquidsunshine

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08/02/10 11:42 AM

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The judges' pimping of this ridiculous, untalented fool will forever be a stain on the show and one of the final straws for me. It was when I turned from "this show is ehhh" to "omfg, end this show and kill the retarded judges."

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