A moment ago you were saying that my pussy is a hunk magnet and now you're saying it is diseased. Do you even see the ridiculous inconsistency in your
"witty responses"?
FAIL WHALE ALERT!
FAIL WHALE ALERT!
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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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Posts: 4159 (07/03/09 8:44 PM) |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10253 (07/03/09 9:07 PM) Registered User |
As if desperate men will shy away from a pussy...diseased or otherwise.
To be REALLY talented is to get men interested in a poopy buthole like I do...SUFFER, BEE-YOTCH!!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4160 (07/03/09 9:32 PM) |
Why should I suffer? Unlike you, I am secure enough in my youth and beauty to know that there are plenty of men who adore me, so I don't waste my bile
being jealous of the diseased cock-cheese covered maggots you attract to your poopy butthole.
ETA: New page - time for a Maria photo! 
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10254 (07/04/09 7:32 AM) Registered User |
Let me take this moment to wish you a Happy Whoreth of July.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4161 (07/04/09 7:45 AM) |
I accept your apology.
I'll spare your lonesome friendless self a thought while I'm partying away with my hot friends! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10255 (07/04/09 9:20 AM) Registered User |
Shoving a Roman Candle up your twat and moaning as it shoots off sparks for the enjoyment of dirty old men in a third-rate strip club may qualify as
entertainment, but it is not "partying with hot friends"
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4162 (07/04/09 10:13 AM) |
Why did your old friends call you "Smegma Addict"?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10258 (07/04/09 12:05 PM) Registered User |
Is it true that your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was a whore living next door to Betsy Ross who not only sewed the first American thong, but also is the one who gave George Washington syphillus? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4163 (07/04/09 7:26 PM) |
It's syphilis, you stupid coot. Syphilus was the name of the first man said to exhibit the symptoms of the disease.
And there is only one L in that word. GOD. You are such a failure. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 19262 (07/04/09 7:33 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
o.o
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4164 (07/04/09 8:02 PM) |
Don't ogle. Suity gets very self-conscious when people stare at the bandaids around his pee-pee.
Told him he shouldn't have stuck it into the mouth of his neighbor's Rottweiler, no matter how desperate he was... |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10259 (07/04/09 8:39 PM) Registered User |
Says the woman who shoved SPAM into her twat and let a pack of wild dogs have their way with her.
Have a good 4th Miss Alley? Did you show your patriotism by entertaining the troops? |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10260 (07/04/09 8:41 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Pardon me for not having as much hands-on and mouth-on experience with VD as you do. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4166 (07/04/09 8:46 PM) |
Oh, I had a wonderful time attending a GQ photoshoot and getting to flirt with all those hot models in and out of their suits...
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4167 (07/04/09 8:48 PM) |
Pardon me for not having as much hands-on and mouth-on experience with VD as you do. Don't be so defensive. Barely literate redneck twats like you can't be expected to spell well... |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 19272 (07/04/09 10:35 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Miss Alley who's in your avatar?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4168 (07/04/09 10:57 PM) |
Robert Buckley - Lipstick Jungle, Flirting With Forty, and soon to be in
One Tree Hill.
Isn't he gorgeous? He's like the love child of Simon Baker and Scott Speedman. 
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10261 (07/05/09 7:07 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Being a restroom attendant must be such a rewarding career. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4169 (07/05/09 7:49 AM) |
It has to be, since you hate me for it.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10262 (07/05/09 8:43 AM) Registered User |
In your case, GQ stands for Goloryhole Quality.
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