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OH , you Bitter Bettys! I had a more exciting storyline today. I was driving to work. Stopped at a red light...it turned green. I proceeded through a MAIN INTERSECTION (remember..this is Sunday , 8am) and this guy in a huge SUV is driving 6O mph and smashed into my car! I was in shock. Man, talk about seeing your life flash before you eyes. Then, he blames me!! He was a real WEASEL ...taking advantage of my shock..but I stuck to my guns and THEN 2 handsome witnesses came up and TOLD HIM OFF...HE WAS ON HIS CELL PHONE, SPEEDING, NEVER EVEN BRAKED THROUGH THE RED LIGHT and butchered my car.

Okay, back to the show. Sorry you're all hating it but I really liked the Sharon to Red Quad yesterday. I'd go into it with lots of detail but everyone is bitter and I'm just REALLY HAPPY I'M NOT DEAD. Red was talking to her brain-dead child with Nick watching over 'all t*eary-eyed' having flashbacks of Cassie in the bed. Sharon was feeling so blessed (talking to that God of her) for letting them have this wondrous opportunity via Cassie's last words: "they would have a daughter (Faith) together" and it's happening. But, after turning her phone on to see if Clay called...she finds out that Summer had an allergic reaction. So, she is watching through the room window as Red falls apart....she knows that she can't go through with telling Nick (well, duh if you read spoilers) and she goes back to the Church to ask God 'what to do?' How could she tell Clay, he needs to be with Summer...she can't share anything so life-altering (in t*ears)... begging for help to make a decision.
Back to the window (Red has gone and Nick turns around to see Sharon watching him.) She quietly leaves.

Next: After Jack/Billy talked about how late Sharon was getting back to them about the results. Billy cheered that it must mean they are not the Dads! But, Jack was bummed..then, Sharon walks into the bar to tell Jack he is the father.

Chloe basically let Mac have it about thinking she was going to FIX BILLY and that Billy would never 'be fixed'...he is who he is. Her mission is simply a fantasy flight to nowhere. Mac also got the news (with Chicklet present) that he slept with Sharon and may have , yet, another bambino on the way. Billy was furious with Chloe and Mac stormed off saying they both seem to enjoy their sick and twisted relationship.

Adam called Heather for HOT SEX after an hour long 'cleansing' shower re: sex with Raf. He begged her to come over (has to be a real man again) and she whisked over for hot Adam Sex. Adam had this very odd look on his face: FRANTIC re: what he did with Raf. Then Raf called to tell Adam 'he felt the same way about him'.... Adam, "oh...great! yup, that's just great!"
I could add more but I have to find the rest of my missing limbs from my trashed vehicle. :)

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that 'gem'. It was so funny when he passed his hand in front of the stuffed cat's face and made that odd grimace expression. I guess his eyesight must be going!

or, maybe he's considering doing the same to Sepato way down the road and wants taxidermist info. from M.J.
I'm rather creeped out that Victor just keeps getting his 'women' knocked up while his own children are having his grandchildren. He's just a dirty old man. And where's MURPH? GONE FISHING?

Thank-you Regardless! It does pay to have people advising as this is not my area of expertise nor do I profess to know how to attack these issues. I will see a Doctor (I'm going tomorrow) but I feel okay. Good to make sure I date/write everything down. My car is 'in the lab' getting assessed and I go to pick up a rental car tomorrow am. It's been a real drag. But, at least the Cell Phone Lily-Guy is getting dinged for all the damage! Thanks again!

Today:
Victor on a quiet rampage. He got cornered by the black-mailing Jeffy Pop (with Gloria in Paris Hilton sunglasses and a big hat..trying to look distant) Jeff ranted on (and it was funny) about Victor having a Happy Hooker on the side. He wants his 'money' back from the island mess but Victor did his 'shrug' and 'what do I care' performance. Jeff really thinks he has Victor over a barrel... as TGVN walked out, he leaned over to Gloria and said, "YOU PICKED THE WRONG SIDE!" (her sunglasses went down and her eyeballs almost exploded) I loved it! Later Victor called on Jill to trash Glo/Jeffy. She faked she knew nothing but wanted to black-mail TGVN a bit too..."HIRE ME AT NEWMAN AND I'LL MAKE IT GO AWAY"...well, Victor doesn't play possum for anyone. He told her to basically f-off..and she wanted him out of her home.

Meanwhile: Nemo Nina went to Neil to warn him about who Lily 'may or may not' be married to. Neil defended Cane but took Nina's words to heart. He spoke to Lily later and she was 'not happy with Daddy Winters' making it look like Cane had secrets. BUT, she did ask Cane (near the end of the show) "You would tell me if something was wrong, right??" OF COURSE HE WOULD!
The blood test (DNA YET AGAIN) was done in front of an audience of Lily, Nina, K. and Jill. Cane 'pretended' to hate needles and wanted the test done privatly but, Nina spoke up and he gave in to having an audience. K. is 'not well' she basically got all FAINTY when Nina warned Lily of Cane not 'talking about his past'. It got tense. Lily is not fond of Nina pushing so much. But, Dumb-Lily did mention to Jill that some guy named 'Langley' , an Uncle of Cane's was called about 20 x's on Cane's cell phone. YOU THINK IT'S A BIT ODD TEXT-LILY??? HA...dumb noodle.

The rest was Red and Brainchild Summer. More hectic messes as Mary-Jane gets in the middle of it all. She arrives at the hospital after all the Newmans have paid their visits and plays 'best buddy to Red'. Red is wired about Clay-Nick not being around, as he's hunting for God-seeking Sharon. M.J. had a talk with Brain-Child Summer about how she must find yet ANOTHER WAY to keep Red away from Jack, as Jack shows up and shows more love for Red. Seething M.J. had a PINK TEDDY BEAR while telling Summer she was so sorry she over-dosed her with poisonous peanut power. She NEVER meant it to go this far...but, now she's got a NEW PLAN.
and the PLAN: well, the Mole arrived to find her Pappy and tell Red she was so sorry. M.J. saw the Mole and faked 'speaking to herself' about how Red was desperate to get Nick back and well...poisoning her daughter 'a bit' was desperate..and welllllllllllllll, yes, it did bring Nick back but what about Summer's life???
The Mole naturally questioned Mary-Jane about her babbling. Now the HUNT is on to convict Red of trying to off her own child to save her relationship. M.J. is a sick puppy-kitty.

ETA: OH YEAH...you're right Scoop..he does have a fish/tackle store so he probably had a hand in stuffing the cat. I do see him in the preview for tomorrow....so, he's still getting a paycheck! LONG LIVE THE MURPH!!

Why thank-you B.G... but, I have to work today. SO IT SUCKS!
Daniel is really pushing Kevin hard to get that cell phone in lock-up. Kevin has said 'no way' about 10x's and Daniel just nags him. This is a bit out of character for Daniel to carry-on like this. I think Daniel is going to try to get the phone himself. Apparently he feels the numbers on it will lead to whoever set him up. Amber still believes it's ALLABOUTAMBER and it involves her shady past. She told Michael...he paused and gave her a 'NOTEVERYTHINGISABOUTYOUAMBER' look....but expressed that she should share her demons with Daniel first. And, no she hasn't.

K. had a mild stroke which Jilly likely brought on by yelling in her face for the entire show. Jilly is sure Nina is still a rotten little vamp who wants to destroy her. EVERYONE WANTS TO DESTROY JILLY..put me in the line-up. She driving me nuts. But, everyone is catching on to 'Langley' and Text-Lily knows that Cane is worried about Langley because he's texting more than she is..AND THAT'S JUST WRRRRRRRRRRRONG!! Never out-text Lily or you'll be under suspicion.

Devon finally got caught with his pants down. He put his girlfriend on MUTE and did the nasty. Auntie Tyra walked in as they were zipping and buttoning items. Devon ripped into Tyra for trying to push her way into their home while Neil-Daddy is just 'hot off the press'..she basically told him to grow up and grow some. We all know this outrage from Devon comes from LUST...a Deadly Sin he has adopted for his Auntie Tyra.

Billy was praying in the Sex Kitten Hospital Church and asked God to spare his Granny cuz 'she's the best ever'. Naturally Mac walked in and saw that side to him she fell in love with. Caring, loving Billy. Finally thinking of someone other than himself.

I don't think so. I do think it's Nick's daughter and due to Summer's sad Summer story-line Sharon will keep with her PROMISE TO GOD because of what they both went through with Cassie. I do believe this is a sure thing: Nick being the father. One more DNA issues and I'll explode my DNA all over the telly.

I know...it's rather dramatic of me to post something so 'dark'.