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Posts: 10241 (07/01/09 7:12 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Actually, I think you are a Gay man and Miss Alley Shack is just your fantasy cyber-self. No mere woman is capable of being as big of a bitch as you are...for that, it takes a homo. |
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Posts: 4140 (07/01/09 7:20 PM) |
You want me to be a gay man because you're in love with me.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10242 (07/01/09 8:44 PM) Registered User |
No, I want you to be a gay man so I can give you a good ass-fucking and teach you a lesson. Maybe THEN you'll stop picking on Poor Wes!
Oh wait...I forgot...you actually DO take it up the pooper...but I understand you charge a full dollar for that particular service, well and above your usual two-bit bang. |
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Posts: 4141 (07/01/09 8:57 PM) |
Oh my, someone is trying to sound like a tough guy. Big talk, Suity, for an old geezer who couldn't even lift his own toothbrush in the morning.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10243 (07/01/09 9:24 PM) Registered User |
At least I still have use for a toothbrush, unlike you. Though I know your customers might enjoy an all-gum BJ.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4142 (07/01/09 9:30 PM) |
Well, they love my BJs. You couldn't give away your oral favors for free even to hardened criminals languishing in a Venezuelan prison.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10245 (07/02/09 8:38 AM) Registered User |
Who am I to argue with you...you are clearly the expert. So nice of you to volunteer for Whores Without Borders.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4147 (07/02/09 9:13 AM) |
I see you have finally learned to accept defeat at the hands of an expert like moi.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10246 (07/02/09 1:14 PM) Registered User |
Referring to yourself as "moi"...OK, maybe you are not really a Gay man, but you are diefinately a Gay Man Trapped in a Woman's Body and all of
your anger towards me is just pure jealousy over the fact that I get to be a Real Fag <TM>, and not just hang around them between cheap sexual trysts
with men that use you as a third rate cum receptacle.
Poor Miss Alley. It's all rather sad. <sniff, sniff> |
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Posts: 4148 (07/02/09 6:05 PM) |
Are you done babbling convoluted nonsense to yourself?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10248 (07/02/09 7:18 PM) Registered User |
Sorry...I forgot to send you a Whore/ English Dictionary so you could translate.
Side note: Did you all know that with Michael Jackson now dead, David Archuleta is now the #1 Semi-Transgender ManBoy Pop Star? |
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Posts: 4154 (07/02/09 9:27 PM) |
Speaking of transgenders, my condolences to you over your botched "treatment" at the Guatemala clinic. I told you to stick to the top-notch Brazilian sex-change specialists, but no, you wanted it cheap...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10249 (07/03/09 8:42 AM) Registered User |
Yeah...I hear that Brazilian doc did a great job on you...he cut off your dick and gave your pubes one hell of a wax.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4155 (07/03/09 5:36 PM) |
Well, you heard WRONG, you half-deaf decrepit relic. I'm 100% all natural, just the way God made me so beautiful!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10250 (07/03/09 5:46 PM) Registered User |
Oh please...100% natural my ass. Is that why your Tripple D Titties don't move as you jump up and down the pole and have a UPC code on them? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4156 (07/03/09 6:50 PM) |
I have no idea what you are talking about. Do you honestly think a refined hot babe like me would resort to pole dancing to attract men? Don't hate me just
because you artificial dick and balls fell off after only 3 weeks - hate the cheap Guatemalan doctor you went to.
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Miss Alley Shack |
Maria graces the new page | ||
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Posts: 4157 (07/03/09 6:52 PM) |
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Posts: 10251 (07/03/09 7:53 PM) Registered User |
It's amazing what one can do with Martha Stewart's Lower Class Even YOU Can Afford It Collection which is available exclusively at K-Mart. And I
really admire Maria's surgeon...I hear he also does the major crime bosses in Gotham City:
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Posts: 4158 (07/03/09 7:55 PM) |
Does this mean you will be recommending the surgeon to Wes? Those bags around his eyes have to go. Balding Wes could use some hair transplant to.
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Posts: 10252 (07/03/09 8:27 PM) Registered User |
Well, God knows he can't any of your pubic hair for transplant. It's down to mere fuzz from years of fighting off sores for skin space.
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