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viva la blonde |
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god i hope you're pointing to hell. please be pointing to hell
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kf59 |
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If you're taking the bus to Manitoba and some psycho saws off your head and throws it towards the front of the bus at the exact speed that the bus is
moving forward, would your severed head appear stationary to someone on the ground?
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Seahawketti |
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GROSS GROSS GROSS. Ack. Enough with the gory visuals. |
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QualityBobby |
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And better yet, would the blood spatter be circular or would it be affected by the forward speed of the bus in relation to the velocity of the throw?
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kf59 |
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I would assume the spatter from the head to remain constant while the arterial spurting from the gaping neck hole would depend on a variety of factors, i.e. is
the torso falling? What is the victim's blood pressure? Is it affected by their hands flailing everso?
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Hamdingers |
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My therapist says I really shouldn't take part in this thread any further.
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QualityBobby |
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I suppose if someone had the window open, the air resistance from the wind blowing in would have an effect as well. Damn, they make high school physics way
harder than when I took it.
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DelosWorld |
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What happens if you jump up in the air just before the bus crashes into a concrete barrier? Also, is there any red matter on the bus? Is Obama driving the bus?
Does Obama throw you under the bus for illegally jumping in the bus, bouncing the suspension, and lowering the bus' fuel efficiency?
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Dances with Pigs |
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I like to go riding the bus with my sister.
*INAPPROPRIATELY LOUD VOICE* |
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kf59 |
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You have to warm up the tires of the bus if you want to take advantage of the grounds effects. This is what killed Aryton Senna at San Marino.
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Gregoire |
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If you were standing in the bus, and the bus happened to be moving at near the speed of light, you would actually land in the same spot but a different
time then observed by somebody else watching you from the back of the bus.
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kf59 |
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What if the observer was ILL wanking at near the speed of light? That could collapse all dimensions of time and space, right???
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QualityBobby |
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Wouldn't you rub off all the skin doing it that fast? And the friction....MAH GOD THE FRICTION!!!!!
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kf59 |
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There could be chafing.
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Seahawketti |
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Seriously, how can you go back in time? Would there be another me that I would meet? It's just not possible.
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Hamdingers |
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You could meet yourself but it wouldn't be you. It would be you.
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Seahawketti |
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Hammy, I think you should listen to your therapist. Or draw a diagram. One or the other.
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Dances with Pigs |
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When I ride the bus with my sister, the trees outside go faster.
*impish giggles from other riders* |
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merkyl |
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Show us on the Mobius Strip where your therapist touched you, Hammy.
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Hamdingers |
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I'm going back in time and killing Al Gore's mother.
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