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spnintendo wrote:

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Oh great does this mean I have to update again?

12. Storm

played by Destiny's Champion

Why she's #12 - Lol finishing in your exact placement on this ranking ftw? Can't really complain right? Storm had mad potential in this game <3 DC had just come from winning the Nightclub so I knew he defo had the strategic prowess to pwn some foo's. I think she had a strong start in the beginning. But when she landed with the Oogas, she basically just became the 4th wheel to Angel Dust (still don't really get the name, especially since Angel isn't in it), some of the most active, most social players in the game. Storm kinda knew she wasn't at the top with them and wanted to do something about it. When the Love Tribe was formed, she immediately ditched the Oogas and worked to undermine them. Except Cable had his bases covered with the Horseman alliance. :iiam what really would have happened at their first TC, because it never happened. Stupid Koror tribes causing so much strategic tension. There was an early merge at 12, and Storm quit the game for personal reasons without ever attending a single TC. How Jenna Morasca of her. Actually let's call it a Gary from Fiji medi-vac.

Why she's not higher - I'm starting to realize all I do in the first thing is just give a summary of the player's game. It doesn't really explain "why" they're ranked where they are does it? Well I loved Storm going into the game because DC is a very close friend of mine. And I honestly didn't believe he'd be able to pull off winning two games in a row, like bitch please. Only me and chad6 can pull that off (). While she wasn't exactly outspoken on the boards or anything, she was a big part of why her team never lost with her many contributions (not that they ever would have with Cable aboard ). Also, a big part of why I enjoyed Storm as a character is because she thoroughly kept the hosts updated in her confesh. She had one of the most organized confessionals in the game and you really got inside her head and understood what she was doing every step of the way. Too bad it was much ado about nothing, for the most part. But of course...her quitting prevents her from getting any higher on my ranking. Then again she may or may not have been booted that round or at F11 anyway. Such lulz.

What I remember most about Storm - Her having to withdraw from the game for personal reasons. We don't get too many people who pull out of games these days, at least from what I've seen so it was quite saddening to watch, especially as his close friend <3

Oh and she had quite the sauciness in her confesh too. =O

On Polaris telling everyone Storm was their 4th wheel:

For a bitch who thinks she's all that with her social game, Polaris sure is pretty stupid for saying something like that to the non-Oogas. Arrogant bitch, you talk too much.

On her scandalous "relationship" with Cyclops:

Cyclops seems very happy about what I'm doing for him and how I saved him from danger. He most recently said he orgasms whenever he gets a PM from me. Hmm... maybe he makes me orgasm too.

More Polaris hate (its a recurring theme ):

Sorry Polaris if I can't stay on the board for as many hours as you and send 100 PMs a day. Get a life, ya ugly skank and get that stick outta your ass.

Wish this rivalry played out in a more dramatic fashion <333


Now time for the first real shocker on this ranking. o_O

11. Mystique
played by Unruly discharge

Why she's #11 - I know, I know how can the person who made F2 be ranked this low? It doesn't really have too much to do with Mystique herself, it's all the other characters being more deserving of being ranked higher <3 What a convoluted explanation. Sigh...what can I say about Mystique as a character? UD is good, we all know that. I think he effortlessly got into the majority alliance on the Bitches. Then effortlessly got into the majority alliance on the Love Tribe. That alliance (her exact position...being the 4th wheel to the Horsemen, at least for quite a long time) would get her all the way to the F4, because the opposition failed to get it together. I didn't really...know anything about her game, because she never talked about it in her confessional. There was basically nothing there, aside from the challenge threads. Now I know players aren't required to write, especially not one who plays as much as UD. Writing that round 7-8-9 confessional must get quite tedious the 20th time. And since hosts on stupid invision boards can't access PMs without logging onto the player accounts themselves (which I never did) all I had to go on was what others said about her. And what others said about Mystique was..."Who?" Well no...she was the nice chick who aligned herself with the cocky assholes. Go her!

Why she's not higher - Mystique came within one vote of winning the game. o.o That would have been quite the funny. As a host I was rooting for NC much more, because I understood his game much more, even if his confesh was almost just as lacking. Not that Mystique would have been a "bad winner" per ce. A bad winner by my definition is someone who has no idea what they're doing and lucks into winning. Which was not the case for Mystique. But when you look at that F4, we had the 3 Horsemen and...their ho. XD I don't mean that in a disparaging way. One of the things Mystique was most memorable for was cybering anyone and everyone. In fact, one night she got drunk and got it on with Quickie. I just had to find out what all the fuss was about so I took part <3 But aside from the endless sex Mystique was quite laid back and forgetable. A little too much so.

What I remember most about Mystique: Coming out of nowhere to almost win the game. o.o Yeah I knew a lot of people liked her on the jury <3 Beast wanted to make it a 7-0 Mystique victory. Um...I'm glad the outcome was much more exciting.

Responding to Funky telling her she had the hawtest avatar:

Thanks. I'd love to have your monkey cock inside my purple pussy. kthx.

(That should win most UD-like post of the year, except it came from UD himself. =p)

Mystique expresses her frustrations at the pivotal F8 TC:

OK people...yes I KNOW what a big threat Cable is I don't need to hear it.

UGH UGH UGH. I hate this.

[and after the vote]

That may have been a stupid choice but Cable's always been up front with me. I can't risk going with the other side when I don't talk to half of you. Sorry

Mystique comments on getting to the end in a confesh entitled "F2 again" (touche ):

I apologize for giving this game a crappy ending, lmao.
I never expected to be here.

I have no clue what to say or do tomorrow other than pray they respect me for being honest and not treating them like shit.

If you're still in the ranking I guess you just made the top half. =P

cardswin5 wrote:

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I hated Storm. She was a boring emotionless robot. Eventually it got to a point where the only time we ever talked was when she started a convo with one of her trademark mass PMs. But I bet DC creamed himself that him quitting made Cable flip shit on me.

I actually wanted Mystique to win from LL. NC was antisocial and cweepy.

Omg if I get 10th again you are getting cut SP seriously. *waits to see my final words*

spnintendo wrote:

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Jk. I don't like to edit. <3 You're only get one at a time from now on. *rawr*

10. Rogue
played by Funkey01

Why she's #10 - Rogue was such a Survivor. ^_^ She was the last standing HTLU, when she didn't even start with the Jujus...but was rather separated from her dysfunctional Leftover clan at the swap, and still managed to survive TC after TC. I think she went to 12 in total? How Stephenie of Palau of her. =O Everyone loves a good underdog story. Unlike the Oogas and their overdog Koror-like ways. The reason why she's only #10 is that...there isn't really anything too outstanding about Rogue. She was just a nice gal in a group of crazies. Hence why they all got booted before her. The "Jujufruits" as she called them were either psychotic, overscheming, obnoxious, or all three. There wasn't a normal one in the bunch (lmao you know I <3 y'all) and obviously a normal person like Rogue would be more attractive to keep around. So it was really just the circumstances she was in that made her someone to root for. Not that funkey wasn't awesome in his own right. ^_^

Why she's not higher - Once again, it's just a case of other people being more entertaining. There's nothing wrong with being an UTRP person. In fact it's a surefire recipe to get far, especially if you wind up in the minority <3 Like Rogue did, pretty much the entire game. She'd make my inner "my tribe sucks ass yet I prevail anyway" ORGer proud. Oh and at the F9, when people questioned whether it was her or Cable who was the 5th vote for Beast, she was smart enough to send people a screencap. Such quick thinking <3 I'm starting to wish I ranked her higher. But I started writing this and it's too late to back-out now, bitches.

What I remember most about Rogue - Aside from being the minority surviving go.ddess, something that was really hammered home when she got to the jury by Beast:

"I have to log off right now but I can talk to you about everything tomorrow sometime during the day. "

Apparently that was Rogue's catchphrase. How c00t. Maybe she just didn't wanna talk to him? >_> Oh and how she hated 7pm challenges cuz she had to work. Ewww @ being in MST. Who the hell lives in that timezone, srsly.

Rogue comments on losing so much:

To the hosts YOU BETTER FUCKING MERGE US NOW! (Just kidding! Our numbers are just getting WAY too low!)

And fuck Cable with his OTT doing well in every damned challenge.

And guess what, this was while she was still on the Leftovers. XD Oh boy...little did she know.

Rogue laments her shitty position post-switch:

That tribe switch last night really screwed my game. Pretty much everyone I was closest with ended up on the Loved Ones tribe, including Cyclops and Nightcrawler (for whom I would do anything to get us to the end). Plus, I got stuck with the entire Jujugasm tribe?!! Talk about making things easy for them to pagong me out.

I for one was quite glad she was the only one to overcome the odds <3

Rogue pulls out an immunity win right when she needs to:

Well, color me purple and smack my ass. I ended up winning.

I guess I'm not going home tonight!

which is then quickly followed by...

Meh! the fucker survives again! and my loyal buddy Cyclops goes out! Damn, this sucks!!!!!!

Sigh, I do love a good tragic story, and Rogue's was one of the best the game had to offer. ^_^

spnintendo wrote:

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Madhackrviper wrote:

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OMG YOU'RE ALREADY AT 10???

Slow down so I can catch up FOR GOD"s SAKE

How about no? =O Catch up on yo' own time slowass <333

Omg this is getting so difficult.

9. Polaris
played by cardswin5

Why she's #9 - At least you made the jury this time right? Polaris was so screwed in this game. She was part of the dominant alliance on the dominant tribe, a tribe that never went to TC pre-merge () and thus all of their pre-merge dynamics are just speculation all around. Apparently her and Storm didn't get along, which was lulz. Her tightest allies the whole game were Psylocke and Cable, and yup. That's about the extent of it. When there was an early merge at 12, her and Psylocke wanted to flip to the HTLU and dismantle the other LTers. Unfortunately it wasn't meant to be when there was another twist at F10 that put everyone on random tribes of five, and Polaris totally got Michelle'd. For the record, I hated that twist, on the show and in ORGs. Blame the Prof. It's a little too random for my liking. Her bitchy legacy was totally cut short, resulting in cardswin just missing the jury for the umpteenth time. How depressing.

Why she's not higher - Polaris would so be higher if her inner raging cuntress was allowed onto the jury <333 But the LLers were dull as dishwater and I can't for the life of me remember anything about them (aside from Shadowcat <3). She did get majorly creeped out by NC sending her nasty sexfics. Guess it's funnier now knowing it was Kitty. In fact Polaris seemed to be have something against various males hitting on her. Bitch plz, thrive in it <3 She was a dynamic duo with Psylocke and I was in tear.s that they were seperated so soon. Polaris' bitchy persona will live on in our hearts forever. ^_^

What I remember most about Polaris - Getting majorly robbed by that F10 twist, and fulfilling the cardswin curse. Even though it may or may not have happened if the tribes stayed the same anyway. The whole point of that twist is for someone to get "shockingly" booted, isn't it?

Polaris had plenty of bitchy quotes in her confesh (yay @ actually using it this time). I'm too lazy to go through them all, but here's a couple just from a quick skim:

Jubilee is the most annoying bitch on the face of the planet. Good job casting department. And whats even more disgusting is that she's like running her team according to Wolverine. Jujugasms for the epic fail.

Stupid Angel keeps trying to flirt with me in the threads but he is so horribly unfunny and annoying. I can't stand him and it feels like he's like stalking me. Ugh.

And speaking of bitches, how about that Scarlet Bitch? Here I was thinking she was really nice and fun to talk to, then out of nowhere she snaps at me for my reply not being long enough. WTF is her problem? She can fuck off.

I actually kind of like Mystique. She can help me out for sure, we seem to have the same mindset about a lot of things. But she always tends to bring the conversation back to nipples.

What kind of sex deprived cast do you have here?

It was always a bitchy party with Polaris <333

DevilChild255 wrote:

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Chart for Omnisurvivor: Xmen (defo not as good as SP's though)

Spoiler [+]

eta: I defo didn't realize till I looked back that so many ppl self voted this game

Mikester wrote:

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And while we're at it, Cable is overrated, too. And Psylocke. And Beast. And Jubilee. And Cyclops. And Rogue.

NC/Mystique eternal <3333

Pulau Tiga wrote:

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Mikester wrote:

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And while we're at it, Cable is overrated, too.

Aw, hell nah. I would've had your back in this debate, but not anymore. You might beat Polaris in this ranking because spnintendo is a pussy who will only divert from the boot order if he knows he can get away with it without any flak, but in my ranking there's a damn good reason Polaris is still in it and you ain't. SO THERE, WHO'S UNDERRATED NOW BITCH?

Katy Carney wrote:

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Consider this entire thread GAMBITOWNED.

Kitty Pryde1 wrote:

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notremojo wrote:

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Kitty Pryde1 wrote:

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That's 8th at worst. I think I can outrank Beast, Jubilee and maybe Gambit. But Cable, Psylocke, Wolverine, Cyclops are probably ahead of me.

your end is near and you can't outrank Beast.

Gambit next...

Anyone who advocates VFTW cannot succeed.

Katy Carney wrote:

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btw, if I had been in this game I would have been this diva blonde HBIC



And I would've won the game and been #1 in all rankings.

Your loss.

yope3041 wrote:

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Kitty Pryde1 wrote:

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notremojo wrote:

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Kitty Pryde1 wrote:

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That's 8th at worst. I think I can outrank Beast, Jubilee and maybe Gambit. But Cable, Psylocke, Wolverine, Cyclops are probably ahead of me.

your end is near and you can't outrank Beast.

Gambit next...

Anyone who advocates VFTW cannot succeed.

There are cases where vote for the worst is a good idea. Unfortunately, retrospectively, this game was not one of those places. Can I apologize for my Mystique vote, she got it because she'd pretended to show remorse when I was voted out. NC played a much better game.

Also, Gambit wasn't THAT bad. He was nice enough in PMs and at least once I decided to talk to people who weren't on the Juju tribe, and he talked strategy. Or feigned strategy.

notremojo wrote:

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Pulau Tiga wrote:

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Kitty Pryde1 wrote:

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And we were scrambling to throw the challenge because Beast was already plotting to vote you out by throwing the challenge.

Except throwing the challenge didn't give you any say. You had to win it if you wanted to determine who went to TC. We won the challenge, so I had to manipulate the votes to prevent Beast's plan to blindside me.

I wanted to get rid of Cyclops I had to tell everyone I wanted you to go to get everyone to be okay with it.

VFTW would be voting for NC for me.....your said something about me being the only person you had to be fake with....why would I vote for you to win?

Mister Plum wrote:

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Why are people so mad????

I think Katy was a lurker?

if Cylclops goes Polaris/Rogue/Jubilee/Beast/Psylocke can vote someone out at F9 without having to rely on Cable in the first place.

How about if Cable goes Polaris/Rogue/Jubilee/Beast/Psylocke can vote someone out at F9 without having to rely on Cyclops in the first place.

Pulau Tiga wrote:

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notremojo wrote:

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p.s. does anyone remember when Katy Carney was relevant to anything that happens and didn't just follow Mikester around so she could back him up when he is wrong in the first place?

Honestly, no.

Pulau Tiga wrote:

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spnintendo wrote:

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Bitch the last time I checked you didn't win the fucking game. Say wut? >_> I mean...that other girl didn't.

lolz I'm just making antagonistic remarks to push us to the next page now. <3

Katy wrote:

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But I will still go wherever it takes to put pathetic stalker haters in their place, like that one guy from before whose name I can't remember.

Sorry, notre's a better asshole than you. <3 him for it

Katy Carney wrote:

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Mikester wrote:

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notremojo wrote:

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and I can't wait until Mikester gets hit by a proverbial ORG bus it would do your ego a bit of good.

Considering how obsessed with me/Gambit you are, I expected you to have actually done your research on my ORG-history. If you did, you would know that I am not even that good in ORGs and don't have an ego about them. I just have opinions and they're more relevant than anyone elses. yw.

And I don't even know what an org is.

Mikester wrote:

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I just think me > everyone else, regardless. I don't understand what's egotistical about that.

Shalomo wrote:

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Katy Carney wrote:

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y'all ain't ready

Did you get Palau Tiga's permission to post his picture.


Sorry about ruining your thread spnintendo, you know I <3 you!

Pulau Tiga wrote:

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spnintendo wrote:

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I totally had this moment with Paris like two days ago.

And then, let me guess, you post whored your way past her? I hate all you CTS people who came out of nowhere and jumped to thousands of posts in no time at all. SUBSTANCE, PEOPLE, SUBSTANCE.

*gets a new idea for a ranking thread*

spnintendo wrote:

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Wtf @ random Sucks outage.

*picks a name out of a hat* [insert Nelson laugh here]

8. Gambitch

played by Mikester

Why he's #8 - I thought it'd be fitting since Mikester always seems to come thisclose to getting 8th in games, but then magically escapes. Well here it finally is buddy! ^_^ What is there to say about Gambit(ch)? He was a sexy beast, no doubt about that. *nods* But out of the dominant Horseman alliance, he was like...the "Michelle" of Destiny's Child. Hmmm...is that a good a good analogy? I don't think I need to point out who the Beyonce was. He had talent, but your focus was always elsewhere. On the attention whore, or the compulsive liar. Not that he played a bad game by any means. In fact Gambit's greatest move seems to be ensuring the opposing alliance didn't vote for him at F8, when he was most volunerable with his past votes. After that, his alliance had complete control, and even when he got to the F4, he had Cable completely snowed into thinking he was his number one. Kinda sounds reminscent to Arcus. We all know how that ended up. After messing up the endurance, NC and Mystique cut a quickie deal to put that shit to rest, and it was lights out for Gambit. If he had gotten Mystique to take him anyway after NC dropped out his legacy would have been much better.

Why he's not higher - I dunno really. Gambit was a very polarizing character. He seemed to really rub a couple people the wrong way and came off as not very social or something? I think it's because Tocantins started near the end of X-Men, a game myself, Gambit, Cable, Mystique (I forget who else) were all a part of. Multi-tasking ftl. Gambit defo had a case to make at the end. I wouldn't know if he would have won against either Mystique or NC, but Gambit did many things right in the game and Mikester certainly has my respect as a player. Too bad he didn't speak in a sexy French accent. Though that might be hard to pull off just with words on a keyboard. Oh and his rivalry with Beast was intense lulz. At first I thought it was just for laffos/irony, but apparently they really did hate each other <333 Or one of them does and the other doesn't. I forget which is which.

What I remember most about Gambit - Mikester gets 3rd. Again. It was so Malaysia-like I wanted to puke. Fucking win an endurance challenge already or make yourself a beter-looking goat, yw. Your win...long time coming kthx.

Gambit is paranoid on his initial tribe (zomg I just realized he's the last BoB standing. RIP):

I don't like my tribe. I wish I had thrown the stupid challenge last night. Oh, and Brotherhood of Bitches? That's what I get for being so kind and gracious and allowing them to chose the tribe name. Thank god I stepped in about the color of we'd be fucking turquoise.

I don't trust any of them and I think they're voting me out first if we lose.

Being paranoid is a recurring thing <333

Gambit asks some very thought provoking questions:

Anyway, Psylocke has pulled in the HTLUs and Cable to boot me. (Why is kind-hearted Gambit always the target? )

Ugh, screw them, seriously, with their anti-Gambit agendas </3 Don't they know who I am???

Gambit vents about the whole Cable thing:

OH and apparently the rest of us are all too retarded to realize that Cable is a threat. We're completely blind and we're all up his ass, and we all really really really want to go to the f2 with him. I repeat:

Eventually, Cable is going to have to go. I just don't think last round was the right time.

Gambit bitches about the jury who he suspected were totally bitch at him (he was right of course):

I'm thinking this is probably a very unpopular f3 with the jury (and everyone else, too.) But whatever, because I'm not a huge fan of the jury. This whole game they've all tried to act like the three of us were completely stupid and just riding Cable's coattails and taking orders from him. Now that they're voted off, they suddenly know everything about what was going on in the game? PLEASE.

Oh and for the record, Gambitch's confesh >>>>> NC/Mystique's.

Mikester wrote:

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The correct ranking:

1 - Gambit
2 - Mystique
3 - Magneto
4 - Scarlet Witch
5, 6, 7, 8 - the other Leftovers
9. Shadowcat
10, 11, 12, 13, 14 - the other Oogas
15. Colossus
16. Jubilee
17, 18, 19 - the other Jujus
20. Beast

yw!