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Billy Mays, tv infomercial pitchman, died today, at the age of 50.

Police arrived at his Florida home early this morning to find Billy hanging off a Hercules Hook on his bedroom wall, a bite of a big city slider trickling out of his mouth. His bedroom was meticulously clean, with the faint odor of Orange Glo drifting off his hardwood floors, and a bucket of oxyclean infused water at his bedside. Speculation mounted when police discovered what appeared to have been a large hole in the side of his neck. Investigators will not be able to analyze this hole, as it had been Mighty Mended back together, and will hold for many years to come.

His wife was unable to assist police in their investigation, as she was in the back yard digging 6' holes with the Awesome Auger when they arrived. She stated that she saw nothing that would cause her to suspect foul play.

An autopsy is expected to take several weeks. HERE'S HOW TO ORDER...