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Closing Confessional

Naomi: ... and that's why we want to aim for the third vertebrae and not the fourth, for maximum incapacitating power.
Janice: Can't you take care of all the cartoonish violence? I'm really much more of a lover than a fighter. Or I would be if you hadn't chained me to our 'discussion table.'
Naomi: It's best you learn these things in case I come under attack by a troupe of assassins.
Janice: Um, that rarely happens on this race.. in fact, it never happens. You have to stop taking this all so seriously, you're giving me a headache. Though that could just be the semen withdrawals.
Naomi: You have to fight through that pain. I will not race with anything less than a fellow warrior. I plan on shaping you up... or taking care of you the same way I took care of the queen of the seacows.
Janice: Has anyone ever told you you're a psycho?
Naomi: Yes. I rip their skulls out and continue my path to glory.
Janice: *under breath* I never thought I'd say this but... goddamn I miss Tyra. I wish she was here to eat our way out of this.

*back in Portugal*

*Tyra's hand bursts through the soil*

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