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Posts: 6151 (06/28/09 8:29 AM) |
*Travel by rented car to Worsley Old Hall* (Only if team previously rented a car) (1U)
Melanie: Moar Ronaldo hotness. Look at that ass! <3 Cynthia: Thanks but you sound exactly like an obese British football fan going gaga. You're some scary shit, girl. |
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Posts: 5160 (06/28/09 8:30 AM) Registered User |
Closing Confessional
Gus: This leg, we inadvertently challenged Shawn's manhood. Shawn: *grumbles* Did not. Gus: So why were you being such a wuss today then? Shawn: *exasperated* Gus, I can't believe you're doing this to me! Gus: Doing what? Humiliating you? Shawn: Of course! I'm not pleased by you. At all. You are so unsupportive Gus! Gus: Shawn, I don't know what your problem is, but please, man up and feel secure about your sexuality. How the hell do you think I put up with all the crap you throw at me? Shawn: Maybe because you're gay. Gus: Shawn, I'M NOT! Don't make this about me now, it's about you! Shawn: Why, things are about me now? So you agree! That's fantastic. Gus: Whatever, Shawn, you're still a pussy. Shawn: And you'll still be taking part in the embarrassing tasks, Gus. Gus: *sighs* You're beyond help. 33 GBP remain
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Posts: 4508 (06/28/09 8:32 AM) Registered user |
Wan: I debated going on Ninja Warrior once. Then I got pregnant.
Oscar: Really? Wan: Yup. Another reason I HATE that BITCH of a daughter. Chung: Aw, family love. Team five, thanks. 1st Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 2nd Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) 3rd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227) 
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way to the village of the Worsley, and to the Worsley Old Hall, the first ever Pit Stop of the race. The Old Hall, the home of Lord Bridgewater, is still open to the public, although its main use today is that of a restaurant, ajoining a nearby hotel. Teams will find Wan & Chung up in a tree on the grounds, with the mat underneath them. The last team to check in here...MAY be eliminated. Post *Run up to Wan & Chung and land on the mat* and post your remaining cash. Post *Run out of transport and to the grounds* 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) *Travel by rented car to Worsley Old Hall* (Only if team previously rented a car) (1U) *Hire a taxi to Worsley Old Hall* (-20) (2U) *Take the bus to Worsley Old Hall* (-10) (5U) Post *Receive and read clue* 
In Madchester, teams must travel by foot to a local record store and purchase a copy of any single released by one of three legendary "Madchester" bands: either the Happy Mondays, James, or the Stone Roses. Teams will then have to listen to the song and sing it themselves; if they finish the song, they will receive their next clue. The trick is that teams will not know which song they have chosen until they start singing - which means they will not be able to tell how long their song is, and how much they must sing. Waterfall by The Stone Roses: Post *See the steeple pine The hills as old as time Soon to be put to the test To be whipped by the winds of the west Stands on shifting sands The scales held in her hands The wind it just whips her away And fills up her brigantine sails* 7th Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) |
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Posts: 4072 (06/28/09 8:32 AM) Registered user |
*See the steeple pine
The hills as old as time Soon to be put to the test To be whipped by the winds of the west Stands on shifting sands The scales held in her hands The wind it just whips her away And fills up her brigantine sails* Janice: Mmm.. the steeple pine. I'd like to be licking the length of a big piece of wood right about now. Naomi: *eyes glow with rage* What did I say?! Janice: Hey, old habits die hard. Mmm... hard. Like an erection. Naomi: Yes, I got where you were going with that.. |
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Posts: 2590 (06/28/09 8:32 AM) Registered user |
Olivia Munn...
I need to take a shower. Be right back. |
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maximillian |
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Posts: 6152 (06/28/09 8:33 AM) |
*Run out of transport and to the grounds*
Melanie: Look at those HUGE balls just below his legs! Cynthia: Yes and I feel like stuffin' my feet at 'em. And some whore's mouth too. |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 4509 (06/28/09 8:34 AM) Registered user |
1st Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane)
2nd Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) 3rd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227)
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way to the village of the Worsley, and to the Worsley Old Hall, the first ever Pit Stop of the race. The Old Hall, the home of Lord Bridgewater, is still open to the public, although its main use today is that of a restaurant, ajoining a nearby hotel. Teams will find Wan & Chung up in a tree on the grounds, with the mat underneath them. The last team to check in here...MAY be eliminated. Post *Run up to Wan, Chung and special guest Cristiano Ronaldo and land on the mat* and post your remaining cash. 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) Post *Run out of transport and to the grounds* *Travel by rented car to Worsley Old Hall* (Only if team previously rented a car) (1U) *Hire a taxi to Worsley Old Hall* (-20) (2U) *Take the bus to Worsley Old Hall* (-10) (5U) Post *Receive and read clue*
In Madchester, teams must travel by foot to a local record store and purchase a copy of any single released by one of three legendary "Madchester" bands: either the Happy Mondays, James, or the Stone Roses. Teams will then have to listen to the song and sing it themselves; if they finish the song, they will receive their next clue. The trick is that teams will not know which song they have chosen until they start singing - which means they will not be able to tell how long their song is, and how much they must sing. Waterfall by The Stone Roses: Post *She'll carry on through it all She's a waterfall She'll carry on through it all She's a waterfall* 7th Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) |
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Posts: 4073 (06/28/09 8:34 AM) Registered user |
*She'll carry on through it all
She's a waterfall She'll carry on through it all She's a waterfall* Janice: Oh my God my cock sense is tingling! I smell... Cristiano Ronaldo! I've never had him! Naomi: And you never will, you old banshee. Focus on the task. Janice: I will, I must get to that pit stop before Melanie sucks the life out of him! THROUGH HIS PENIS. |
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Posts: 4510 (06/28/09 8:37 AM) Registered user |
1st Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane)
2nd Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) 3rd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227)
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way to the village of the Worsley, and to the Worsley Old Hall, the first ever Pit Stop of the race. The Old Hall, the home of Lord Bridgewater, is still open to the public, although its main use today is that of a restaurant, ajoining a nearby hotel. Teams will find Wan & Chung up in a tree on the grounds, with the mat underneath them. The last team to check in here...MAY be eliminated. Post *Run up to Wan, Chung and special guest Cristiano Ronaldo and land on the mat* and post your remaining cash. 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) Post *Run out of transport and to the grounds* *Travel by rented car to Worsley Old Hall* (Only if team previously rented a car) (1U) *Hire a taxi to Worsley Old Hall* (-20) (2U) *Take the bus to Worsley Old Hall* (-10) (5U) Post *Receive and read clue* 7th Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) |
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Posts: 4074 (06/28/09 8:37 AM) Registered user |
*Receive and read clue*
Naomi: Give me that! *snatches clue from Janice* Janice: Hey, Tyra always let me do the rippy thing! She said she just wanted to make me happy. But I actually think her fingers were too fat. Naomi: Well you're looking at the kind of slender, youthful hands here that only devil worship can get you. I don't want your calloused old claws roughing our clues up any more. |
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Posts: 8915 (06/28/09 8:39 AM) Registered user |
Boo @ yope not showing up.
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 4511 (06/28/09 8:40 AM) Registered user |
1st Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane)
2nd Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) 3rd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227)
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way to the village of the Worsley, and to the Worsley Old Hall, the first ever Pit Stop of the race. The Old Hall, the home of Lord Bridgewater, is still open to the public, although its main use today is that of a restaurant, ajoining a nearby hotel. Teams will find Wan & Chung up in a tree on the grounds, with the mat underneath them. The last team to check in here...MAY be eliminated. Post *Run up to Wan, Chung and special guest Cristiano Ronaldo and land on the mat* and post your remaining cash. 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) Post *Run out of transport and to the grounds* *Travel by rented car to Worsley Old Hall* (Only if team previously rented a car) (1U) *Hire a taxi to Worsley Old Hall* (-20) (2U) *Take the bus to Worsley Old Hall* (-10) (5U) 7th Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) |
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Posts: 6153 (06/28/09 8:40 AM) |
*Run up to Wan, Chung and special guest Cristiano Ronaldo and land on the mat*
47 GBP remain Melanie: RONALDO! Oh my sexy god, would you please stick your tongue in my mouth? My vagina? My ass? Oh lord! Cynthia: You're scaring him. Melanie: *blushes* Cynthia: Say something! Melanie: *screams and runs away* Cynthia: These fanatic bitches.... I thought my internet went dead again! Oh my!
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Posts: 4075 (06/28/09 8:41 AM) Registered user |
*Take the bus to Worsley Old Hall* (-10) (5U)
69 - 10 = 59 Janice: Come on, let's take a taxi! I want to get to that dreamboat Ronaldo as soon as possible! Naomi: NO! I'm now in charge of money! In fact, I'm in charge of all race decisions! You've become complacent, it's time for me to whip you into shape. Janice: But the only person I want to be whipped by is Ronaldo. *frowns* With his genitals. |
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Posts: 4512 (06/28/09 8:43 AM) Registered user |
Melanie: CRISTIANO!
Cristiano:  Yes?
Melanie: ...wait, what!? You're not Cristiano! Chung: Well, his name is Crisitano Ronaldo. I'm sorry if you got confused and thought it was someone else. Melanie: I was sooooo excitied, too. Wan: Well, serves you right, team six. Janice: *quietly*...help me! Naomi: What did you say!? Janice: Nothing, nothing... Chung: Yeahhhh...you're team number seven. 1st Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 2nd Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) 3rd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227) 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 7th Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) |
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Posts: 6154 (06/28/09 8:47 AM) |
Melanie: Who the hell is that guy? Ew. Scary. Pathetic.
Cynthia: I have some surprise for you, Mel...
Spoiler
Ronaldo: Come to my embrace, baby. Melanie: What..? Where did you-- Cynthia: Don't let him wait, dear. Melanie: You...you...would you mind if I dance with you? Ronaldo: Not at all! *Cristiano and Melanie dance to a slow song* |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 4513 (06/28/09 8:48 AM) Registered user |
So, yeah, this is for Gesell and yope.
Gesell gets $128, yope gets $127.
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Posts: 8916 (06/28/09 8:49 AM) Registered user |
GO YOPE!!
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Posts: 4076 (06/28/09 8:52 AM) Registered user |
Janice: Where is he? Where's Ronaldo?!
Cristiano: I'm here, chica. Janice: Oh.. well, that's slightly disappointing. But I guess you'll do in a pinch. *starts to drop to knees and unzip Cristiano's fly* Naomi: *yanks her up* What do you think you're doing?! I told you, no more blowjobs! You're running this race the Naomi way now! Grim and efficient! Janice: But this is a pit stop! I'm a grown, menopausal woman! I should be able to blow whomever and whatever I please in our time off! Naomi: Time off?! I don't think so. From now on all we do at the pit stops is discuss strategy while eating celery sticks. Janice: *under breath* Help me, Tyra.. |
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Posts: 6155 (06/28/09 8:56 AM) |
Cynthia: Where is she now?
Cristiano: She fell asleep. What a girl, huh? Cynthia: I know. She's been crazy over Cristiano Ronaldo. She's like yabbing this all the time. Cristiano: She did try to grope my ass TWICE! Cynthia: Sorry that I have to put you through this, but you're lucky she didn't try to rape you already! Eh, how much do I owe you anyway? Cristiano: Um, 50 pounds per hour. And that was... 1 hour and 14 minutes. I have to round up, sorry, ma'am. Cynthia: Sheesh, you frugal jerk! "Cristiano": I have a business to run, ma'am. And I need to feed my eight children too! Cynthia: Eight children? What are you? A stallion? Damn, I'm pretty sure you could get more going to the lookalike competition. Just charge me fifty! "Cristiano": Fine, fine. I take it as a compliment though. Your friend seems to like Ronaldo a lot! Nice doing business with you, ma'am. Cynthia: Thanks, handsome. |
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