Boy, Poor old Ed McMahon really got the bum's rush on this one, eh?
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Michael Jackson - "You know he's dead, he's dead......you know it!" R.I.P.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 26215 (06/26/09 11:48 AM) Registered User |
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 19689 (06/26/09 11:50 AM) super badass |
I would have gone with the 12 year old nuts one. It's less recent.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 15404 (06/26/09 11:51 AM) Registered user |
What's the difference between Disney films and Michael Jackson?
Kids will continue to be touched by Disney films for years to come. |
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mystery whore |
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Posts: 209 (06/26/09 11:55 AM) |
Q: How did michael Jackson die?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack due to all of his up coming dates were canceled. They were named James(aged 9) and Thomas(aged 11) Q: How is Michael Jackson now officially known?
He was hit by.. He was struck by.. A failed venrticle Isn't it ironic that Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcet........ One did Majors and one did Minors!!! |
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percadans |
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Posts: 535 (06/26/09 11:58 AM) |
What do Michael Jackson and cheese have in common?
Both like to cum on white crackers. |
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PieceOfSquash |
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Posts: 12400 (06/26/09 11:58 AM) Registered user |
i'd say that post was only about 10% funny. michael deserved better paedo jokes than that.
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Yeaster |
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Posts: 6536 (06/26/09 11:59 AM) Registered User |
percadans wrote: Ew |
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high dudester 2 |
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Posts: 536 (06/26/09 12:00 PM) |
Jackson wasn't found unconscious in his rented LA home due to cardiac arrest, he was actually at the playground when he had a stroke.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 16183 (06/26/09 12:01 PM) |
Why is Michael Jackson going to Hell?
Because he fondled little boys! LOLOLOL |
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Yeaster |
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Posts: 6537 (06/26/09 12:01 PM) Registered User |
I'll never be able to watch Scary Movie 3 or 4 the same again.
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jessica has spoken |
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Posts: 6947 (06/26/09 12:03 PM) Registered User |
McDonalds is running a special in honor of MJ's death: 50yr old meat between 12yr old buns
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high dudester 2 |
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Posts: 538 (06/26/09 12:07 PM) |
Breaking news, autopsy results: They found out it wasn't a cardiac arrest after all. It was food poisoning from a 10 year old wiener.
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PieceOfSquash |
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Posts: 12402 (06/26/09 12:09 PM) Registered user |
breaking news: all of you are unfunny and should kill yourselves.
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minerva |
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Posts: 6009 (06/26/09 12:10 PM) Registered user |
Jesus Christ. SHALL I POST A PIC OF HIS KIDS???11!!?
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 15405 (06/26/09 12:10 PM) Registered user |
Did you guys hear how he died?
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jessica has spoken |
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Posts: 6948 (06/26/09 12:10 PM) Registered User |
What's the difference between astronauts and Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson fucks little boys. |
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Pixelthetic |
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Posts: 337 (06/26/09 12:13 PM) |
I think the "meat" version of the joke was funnier than "weiner" or "nuts".
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Posts: 19690 (06/26/09 12:16 PM) super badass |
bump
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Posts: 5625 (06/26/09 12:17 PM) Registered User |
Do you people know who's a little weird, it's that Michael Jackson guy
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