Hunterdonn wrote:if jamar makes it to the top 12 in 2010, gokey hate will be alive and well next year in the form of jamar: gokey 2.0.
Jamar making it on to the next round... vomit. The guy is such a huge tool, and he friends with the Goketard. Need we say more?
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Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever
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Posts: 837 (06/23/09 9:39 PM) Registered User |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 4687 (06/23/09 10:04 PM) Registered user |
Sheri wrote:Slack off?? You ARE kidding, right? The tour hasn't even begun! There will be plenty to hate then. Unless everyone who goes to the concerts dies from the stank of Chokey sweat and farts. They'll smell dead people, y'all! This is one tour where you won't want a meet and greet with the Idols because you may not make it out of the backstage area alive if he's hongry enough! |
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eternaljoy |
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Posts: 3276 (06/23/09 10:20 PM) Registered User |
Death to the douche.
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SardonicallyIrrelevant |
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Posts: 20206 (06/23/09 10:30 PM) Registered user |
As long as this guy has a mouth and/or a twitter account, there will be fresh fodder for additional hate.
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Posts: 476 (06/24/09 4:57 AM) I don't get |
just sneaking in for a peek to get my will to go on laughter! Waves to everyone and continued good postings here!
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 3314 (06/24/09 7:03 AM) Registered user |
This thread will always be alive as long as he posts his retarded douchey tweets.
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Posts: 3752 (06/24/09 12:04 PM) Registered user |
ok, ok, todays paper had a brief article on the finalists rehearsing for their tour. Quotes from Gokey include "I'm not feeling the backup vocals...". "At one point, Gokey delivers a full-blast note and, adding his own colorful commentary declares the 'crowd is in shock and awe.' Later, the former Milwaukee church music
director playfully exhorts the room, 'If God's been good to you, I want you to say yeah!' "
How can they stand rehearsing with him?????? 
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Posts: 443 (06/24/09 12:17 PM) |
^ He has serious delusions of grandeur.
And Viva la douche on Twitter.... Does anyone want to cook breakfast for me.........?????? Please!!!!!! Here is a novel idea, get his fat ass out of bed and make his own breakfast? Im hungry, I need a haircut, and I need a shower. Im still laying in bed wanting more sleep.......Mr. Sandman where did you go!!!!!! Mr Sandman? Could he be a bigger doucher? He is thirty right? man.... What up peeps. I'm laying in bed wishing my stupid phone wouldn't have woke me up!!! I was enjoying my sleep......grrr!!! It's woken me up. And of course he was sleeping at 9 am, because Gokey is a lazy fat douche.
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Posts: 1454 (06/24/09 5:00 PM) Registered User |
I hope the sound crew fucks with his mike throughout the tour.
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Posts: 3334 (06/24/09 5:33 PM) Registered user |
Hunterdonn wrote:Lolz. He eats sarver's sausage every morning and he's still not full? What a fat pig. |
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Posts: 2666 (06/24/09 6:01 PM) |
oh.my.GOD!!! I don't know if I can keep reading this shit b/c every post of his stupid comments makes me want to fucking hunt him down and pound him with
a shovel! What a dumbass delusional shit encrusted windbaggy arrogant fuggo ego bloated douchebagging piece of fucking SHIT!!!!!!
What kind of god would let this asshat stand on a stage and not drop a light fixture on his fucking head? jesus christ I don't know if I can sit thru this twat's performance at the show. What does it take to get this fucker to choke on a chicken bone and put him out of his misery? |
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Posts: 1101 (06/24/09 6:57 PM) |
LeeLeeRaRa wrote: Here's the sad thing. When Danny__Gokey (the fake Danny) posts, it's only slightly exaggerated because the real Danny himself is a walking caricature and lampoon.
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Posts: 2671 (06/24/09 7:27 PM) |
He's so fucking pathetic it's not even funny anymore, but he thinks he's cool. His 400 lb hausfrau herd doesn't help his delusions any.
Deluded doesn't even begin to cover it. Twat.
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Posts: 3220 (06/24/09 9:26 PM) Registered user |
GOKEY HATE
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Posts: 20221 (06/24/09 11:53 PM) Registered user |
Just finished my set in my rehearsal!! Why is my voice so hoarse?? I better start warming up MORE before I get to "sang'n" Whoop Whoop!!Danny's latest twitter. 
Is he just now realizing that he sings like Rod Stewart with a cold? |
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Posts: 4690 (06/25/09 6:34 AM) Registered user |
SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote:Ouch! No fair insulting Rod Stewart like that. Or, preemptively, Tony, Jackie, Amii, or any of the other celebrity... oh, heck, ANY... Stewarts out there. 
Supposedly he was a church music minister, IIRC -- I know he's recorded some Christian music which has been linked here. One would think that he would have learned by now that he should always warm up his voice and take care of it so he can minimize hoarseness. Thursday morning hot humid miserable Gokey HATE! |
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Posts: 444 (06/25/09 7:31 AM) |
Danny is such a professional douche! His voice is hoarse because he doesn't know WTF he is doing. Can you just imagine this douche trying to do concerts?
Well don't worry, it will never happen.
C'mon!! You all dont want me to do the "scream" on tour??RT@PBMom Hopefully it isn't hoarse because you were doing "that scream" again. LOL> Not necessary Danny. I think making a fucking fool out of yourself that night was enough for an entire lifetime.
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Posts: 4986 (06/25/09 6:08 PM) Registered User |
Holy Shit! He killed Farrah and Michael!!!
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Posts: 110 (06/25/09 6:24 PM) |
sniffles11 wrote:This is what happens when no one fixes breakfast for him.
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Posts: 2676 (06/25/09 6:38 PM) |
sniffles11 wrote:This is what happens when no one fixes breakfast for him. After effects of Scream On, the fucking bastard! |
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