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I hate when I have to shit at work
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 Yeaster |
I hate when I have to shit at work |
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Posts: 6493 (06/22/09 11:13 AM) Registered User |
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Posts: 11162 (06/22/09 11:14 AM) |
So not only are you a gold digging prostitute, but you're a work shitter too!
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BillGuido |
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Posts: 1660 (06/22/09 11:14 AM) |
It seems to me that when this horrible event occurs, all the other males get some silent calling to come take a shit too. Nothing worse than trying to squeeze
one out with 4 other pairs of legs in their own stalls trying to do the same thing.
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 9733 (06/22/09 11:16 AM) Registered user |
i won't do it. i'll go home before i would do that in a public restroom.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 10538 (06/22/09 11:18 AM) Registered user |
That's the worst.
I don't even know how I lived through my first semester of college when I had to use the community floor bathroom. |
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Ethan Dumont |
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Posts: 635 (06/22/09 11:25 AM) Registered User |
I once worked in a place that was basically a big room with a washroom cut into the one side of the office. They must not have put sound barrier because we
heard everything, including when someone had a gas aided shit at work. Even if you were lucky enough to miss the noise, the smell was unreal right afterwards,
it would fill the entire office.
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RoMa |
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Posts: 38254 (06/22/09 11:25 AM) |
I hate it too, cause your ass smells nasty
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Dave715 |
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Posts: 2730 (06/22/09 11:28 AM) Registered user |
I have my own bathroom, so not a prob for me. Hated the big ones at former jobs though.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 18296 (06/22/09 11:40 AM) 10 per day, bitches! |
wear a diaper.
yw. |
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Cydonia Leo |
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Posts: 1039 (06/22/09 11:56 AM) Registered user |
Its horrible for girls too because there are ALWAYS women in the bathroom. Its even worse when you've got a build up of gas because you've been holding
it in. To make it even worse, we girls all like to wear different shoes, so finding out who is gassy, who took a shit and stunk up the bathroom is easy. I
won't even begin to talk about other bathroom horrors at work.
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Yeaster |
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Posts: 6494 (06/22/09 11:57 AM) Registered User |
GrenadeJumper85 wrote:Hey now! I may have slight gold-digging tendencies, but I have my own cash too! If they're going to offer to pay everything, why not take advantage of that? =P Nothing worse than trying to squeeze one out with 4 other pairs of legs in their own stalls trying to do the same thing.Isn't it?!?!?! Jesus Christ. And it happens to me all the time. I usually go a floor above or below mine so that I don't get recongized. |
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Screerider |
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Posts: 24779 (06/22/09 3:48 PM) Registered user |
What? You're getting paid to poo! It's dumb NOT to.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 32834 (06/22/09 4:03 PM) Sexy asshole |
gary, you need to eat your fiber and go at a regular time BEFORE work.
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 UndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1142 (06/22/09 4:05 PM) |
Activiiiiiia!
Yea, I sang it 
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X Bilkis |
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Posts: 2696 (06/22/09 4:17 PM) |
going to a different floor is the crucial move
i wouldn't have been able to get through my freshman year without it |
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yeastersmom |
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Posts: 111 (06/22/09 4:26 PM) Registered User |
Lordy Gary, don't embarrass me like that.
Did you do a courtesy flush like your dad taught you? |
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sadllama |
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Posts: 6833 (06/22/09 4:38 PM) |
Shitting at work owns. Its like an added break. Granted, most of the jobs I've had where I shat at work have had one person bathrooms and not stalls.
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Yeaster |
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Posts: 6498 (06/23/09 7:35 AM) Registered User |
dmb154678 wrote:I feel like I eat too much fiber. I have to go all the time! And I workout in the mornings, so I won't have enough time to go before work.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 32844 (06/23/09 8:30 AM) Sexy asshole |
you need to take a little extra time. you know what works? get up, down a slim fast before your shower, and waalaaaaa, before you leave, you'll do your
little gary business.
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Pixelthetic |
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Posts: 248 (06/23/09 9:13 AM) |
I once did some consulting for a small business that was based in a converted garage. One day when I was at their site, the owner decided to try and talk me
into hiring on with him just as one of his employees was taking a shit in the thin-walled bathroom about 5 feet away.
His pitch somehow lost its effectiveness as I had to sit there nodding my head and trying to keep a straight face through every echoing fart and plop. He apparently was well-practiced at ignoring it because it didn't phase him a bit. I didn't take the job. |
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drain mah balls |
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Posts: 3 (06/23/09 9:15 AM) |
Have you ever shit all over a public toilet seat just because you felt like it? I did. It's like releasing a dozen white doves at a wedding.
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