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Shemeji's like one of those relics of the past, a dirty old hippie who's brain is a little fried and still living in 1968.
He/She/It didn't go corporate like the rest of the Baby Boomers, instead it hitched rides from city to city, bartering for hotel rooms and food in exchange for poorly woven dreamcatchers and crudely carved Cherokee Indians in coloured, glycerin soap. And then it found the internets.

So now it takes bits and pieces from all the religions it has tried on for size, coupled with whatever flashbacks it can conjure up through long and annoying bouts of hum-singing, what it terms "spectral meditative wish fulfillment". And since it has no children (or the kids got wise and ran the fuck away) it has decided OT is desperately in need of the wisdom only one such as he/she/it can provide.

How close am I???


GODDAMN I HATE THE BABY BOOMERS AND THEIR SELFISH TYRANNY. QUIT TRYING TO SHOVE THE SIXTIES DOWN MY THROAT FOR FUCKS SAKE >:c(