You know this hurts me more than it hurts you...
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Things all Dads say :\
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 holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3378 (06/21/09 4:42 PM) Registered User |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 387 (06/21/09 4:49 PM) Non Sequitur |
More pricks than kicks (all dads say that)
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 2121 (06/21/09 4:53 PM) |
now pay attention , I'm only going to show you how to do this once.
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 389 (06/21/09 4:56 PM) Non Sequitur |
My dad said one time: Read Conrad. . . and floss
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 392 (06/21/09 5:03 PM) Non Sequitur |
it's funny to fuck the same chick your dad did
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15029 (06/21/09 7:03 PM) this won't end well.
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are you listening to me?
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 1373 (06/21/09 7:06 PM) |
Has "Look at you, you're a fucking whore" been said yet??? |
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 2371 (06/21/09 7:06 PM) Registered user |
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HazelEyes48 |
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Posts: 2473 (06/21/09 7:18 PM) |
"Fucking god damn bitch"
All Dads say that...right? 
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yukugajoob |
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Posts: 1323 (06/21/09 7:19 PM) |
Your wife's hot!
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GnarlsInCharge |
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Posts: 3698 (06/21/09 7:21 PM) Registered user |
Thank your son and or daughter for that wonderful Father's Day present.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15030 (06/21/09 7:22 PM) this won't end well.
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you can't be mine.
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yukugajoob |
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Posts: 1325 (06/21/09 7:23 PM) |
Wear a rubber
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Geish |
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Posts: 1042 (06/21/09 8:17 PM) Registered user |
look at me when i'm talking to you!
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15032 (06/21/09 8:19 PM) this won't end well.
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we'll see.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6552 (06/21/09 8:21 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
that always means no!
::stomps off to room |
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yukugajoob |
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Posts: 1328 (06/21/09 8:39 PM) |
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 434 (06/21/09 8:44 PM) Non Sequitur |
I love it when dads say, "Bless its pointy little head. . ."
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15036 (06/21/09 8:49 PM) this won't end well.
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sit down and shut up.
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yukugajoob |
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Posts: 1330 (06/21/09 9:00 PM) |
Actual quote from my dad about a year ago:
"I read somewhere once that a man is a success when his kids are better people than him. Thanks for making me a success." Yeah, my eyes got all watery. |
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
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- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
