Stop making me laugh. Hate you.
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TC |
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Stop making me laugh. Hate you. |
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Fredo |
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Hey Teecee, youse got a message about those detox pads. Click
here.
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TobaccoRhoda |
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I don't see the pun. That pissed me off.
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Je Fa |
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footpad is an old word for thief
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TobaccoRhoda |
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I've heard of a thief being a cat's paw, but not a footpad.
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TC |
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I think he made that up.
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Eurytol |
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GIRL SINGER BEATEN BY NEGRO FOOTPAD; Thief Springs Upon Miss Turner as She Descends Steps in Morningside Park. FELLS HER WITH BLACKJACK Assailant of Retired Pastor's Daughter Jumps at Her from Bushes Whore He Was Hiding.February 25, 1916, Friday Page 6, 369 words George Toope of 521 East Eighty-fifth Street was walking through Morningside Park early last evening when he heard a girl scream, and found Miss Ethel Turner, daughter of the Rev. C.W. Turner, a retired Presbyterian minister of 420 West 119th Street, half conscious on a landing on the steps running down through the park to 116th Street. [ END OF FIRST PARAGRAPH ] / CBR-mode
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Eurytol |
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Sidenote: they really don't make newspaper headlines like they used to. "Footpad", "fells her", "girl singer", and
"bushes whore he was hiding" = pure poetry.
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Omnipponit |
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Aren't you afraid the pads will give you toxic sock syndrome?
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TC |
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I'm more afraid of totally disappearing.
See. That's what I was talking about. I flame me best. |
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Omnipponit |
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I should probably edit that to "toxin sock syndrome" before TC reads it.
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TC |
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It's ok. I don't read your posts.
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Omnipponit |
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Worst.disappearerer.ever.
I hope those things draw all the toxins to your feet, making your legs swell up really really big. :hint hint |
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yukugajoob |
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TC wrote:What. A. Maroon. |
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TC |
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It would be funny if I woke up laying in the opposite direction with the pads on backwards.
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Dances with Pigs |
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TC wrote:Not as much as I hate you. :c p |
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APG |
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Did you try the pads?
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Cuntella |
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TC wrote: This is so vulnerable of you! Because, like, these things have been 3000909% proven false but you love them. Good for you! Is this the point of the thread? |
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APG |
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It's like a security blanket. It doesn't actually protect you from monsters but you feel better.
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Atomic Plunger |
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