Religious Deal Breaker?

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Posts: 8300 (06/19/09 10:47 AM) Registered Abuser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My wife's sister came to visit recently. She is recently divorced and pretty hot. Then I found out she is some fundamentalist Christian who believes in Creationsim. I dunno - That seems kind of like a deal breaker to a Pastafarian such as myself. Other than a 1-night stand, I don't know how I could accept somebody who believed in such nonsense. Er, I mean: Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...
ilikelissie		#1	[-]
Posts: 15222 (06/19/09 10:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Religious nutjobs can be maniacs in bed. See: Angie
Kimbob the Magnificent		#2	[-]
Posts: 6886 (06/19/09 10:48 AM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ask yourself, WWFSMD?
kf59		#3	[-]
Posts: 8301 (06/19/09 10:51 AM) Registered Abuser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Touch her with my noodley appendage?
Baby Jesus Jr		#4	[-]
Posts: 386 (06/19/09 10:51 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	God schtupps many a nutter while they sleep. Especially those wearing gimmicky foot toxin pads. Don't fret.
Eurytol		#5	[-]
Posts: 7708 (06/19/09 10:59 AM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I tried dating people outside my religious beliefs when I was younger. It didn't work unless there was a whole bunch of alcohol involved.
Simone		#6	[-]
Posts: 510 (06/19/09 11:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I recently went out with a guy several times and really really had a great time. Then we went out to dinner for the first time together and he wanted to say a prayer before we ate. It totally changed my whole attitude about him.
Jazzy		#7	[-]
Posts: 1444 (06/19/09 11:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is Simone my ghost? This happened to me a few weeks back. I couldn't get out of the date quick enough.
Eurytol		#8	[-]
Posts: 7711 (06/19/09 11:10 AM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did you not know that he was religious before that happened? If you had a really really great time, you should get him drunk and violate his body before moving on. (seriously though, I think that's kinda cute... the prayer thing not the drunken sex thing)
Notkf59		#9	[-]
Posts: 248 (06/19/09 11:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I went out with a lapsed Mormon once - She told me her crazy stories about the golden tablets and angels and shit. Then we fucked like minx.
Eurytol		#10	[-]
Posts: 7712 (06/19/09 11:12 AM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did the Mormon chick call you Daddy?
Snakes And Arrows		#11	[-]
Posts: 4915 (06/19/09 11:12 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No, Prophet.
Baby Jesus Jr		#12	[-]
Posts: 391 (06/19/09 11:14 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Simone wrote: I recently went out with a guy several times and really really had a great time. Then we went out to dinner for the first time together and he wanted to say a prayer before we ate. It totally changed my whole attitude about him. Yeah, 'cause someone who believes in the power of JAYYYYYYSUS! in your kid's lives would be a bad thing, as opposed to some loon non-believer. Hallelujah!
Eurytol		#13	[-]
Posts: 7714 (06/19/09 11:14 AM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Way to ruin my joke, asshole.
OuijaBroad		#14	[-]
Posts: 9687 (06/19/09 11:16 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I could NOT raise a kid with a fundie. Ick.
tarzan groupie		#15	[-]
Posts: 9044 (06/19/09 11:23 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I would always wonder when my date was going to start proselytizing, if he prayed during a dinner date.
Eurytol		#16	[-]
Posts: 7715 (06/19/09 11:27 AM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There are people out there who don't feel the need to press their religion on others... viewing it as a private thing. So long as he doesn't try to make you change your beliefs (this is assuming you don't want to enter a religious discussion), I don't see what the big deal is if he happens to pray before a meal. Now if you're about to enter a serious relationship with him, that's a different story.
Hamdingers		#17	[-]
Posts: 16047 (06/19/09 11:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I used to date a woman who prayed during sex. She was really concerned about poverty in the world, I think. "Dear God, make it stop", or something like that.
Eurytol		#18	[-]
Posts: 7716 (06/19/09 11:37 AM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Your woman on worldwide poverty: "oh god, there's so little of it!"
Sloansalad		#19	[-]
Posts: 3925 (06/19/09 11:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	~ note to self~ if I ever wind up on a date with a fatsy fuggo, pray so they don't wanna date again Last Edited By: Sloansalad 06/19/09 11:44 AM. Edited 1 times.
Eric in San Diego		#20	[-]
Posts: 568 (06/19/09 11:41 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	kf59 wrote: My wife's sister came to visit recently. She is recently divorced and pretty hot. Then I found out she is some fundamentalist Christian who believes in Creationsim. I dunno - That seems kind of like a deal breaker to a Pastafarian such as myself. Other than a 1-night stand, I don't know how I could accept somebody who believed in such nonsense. Er, I mean: Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me... Ok...call me old fashioned or whatever, but shouldn't you just concentrate on being faithful to your wife? Just sayin'... Religious or not, sexy or not, WHATEVER...leave your sister in law alone!

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