"i'm the world's worst diabetic"
jimmy (while eating an entire cake)
jimmy (while eating an entire cake)
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Posts: 32567 (06/04/09 3:32 PM) Sexy asshole |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 8942 (06/04/09 3:33 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I thought we'd be getting some Jimmy quotes from you!!
eta: you just cockblocked me from yourself!! |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 32568 (06/04/09 3:34 PM) Sexy asshole |
"my girlfriend's about an 8"
jimmy |
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Anne Boleyn |
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Posts: 3061 (06/04/09 3:56 PM) A subnic, please |
"Do not log into server. Server is reset being."
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superguppie |
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Posts: 25912 (06/04/09 3:57 PM) Registered user |
 Sounds like he's the world's BEST diabetic, actually.
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 1728 (06/04/09 4:24 PM) |
Schwindlemyer works with Debbie Downer
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UndifferentCow |
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Posts: 803 (06/04/09 4:35 PM) |
I have a stupor...Just now from this retard at my house, I have no clue what he means.
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pinkdolphin |
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Posts: 8758 (06/05/09 1:54 PM) Registered User |
"Yes I wear a size 8 now". Says the lady who I swear has the BIGGEST muffin top ever. Watching it jiggle is facinating.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 18105 (06/05/09 1:56 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
"while you're in switzerland, be sure you go to eat pasta"
- from the person who eats pasta every meal, and spends at least half of their meals overseas at mcdonalds |
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MightyMom2 |
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Posts: 342 (06/05/09 2:30 PM) |
Is the US in the northern hemisphere or southern hemisphere?
Asked by a customer service rep. |
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escapist |
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Posts: 222 (06/05/09 8:38 PM) |
"Thanks for being such a bitch" - my boss, this morning.
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1876 (06/05/09 8:57 PM) Registered user |
My boss, yesterday morning:
"As a way to start the meeting, I thought it would be nice to go around the room and let each of us tell a little something about ourselves that nobody else knows, perhaps a memory of an incident from our childhood, and that way we can all get better acquainted." You never saw so many eyes roll in unison in your entire life. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 135 (06/05/09 9:03 PM) Non Sequitur |
Eric in San Diego wrote: "corporal tundra" classic, ask him/her how to spell F-y-b-r-o-m-y-a-l-g-i-a |
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Magdalyn |
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Posts: 8466 (06/05/09 9:17 PM) Registered User |
I work with a girl from El Salvador.
(regarding the kidnapping case of a young girl) - OMG! They kidnapped her, sexed her, and then killed her! (us.. "oh shit! Hahah... you can't SAY that.") You can't? People don't say "sexed"? - I have to out and get more postages. And at random points during the day she'll sing out "BALLIN!" or "SWEETNESS!" in a high voice. She makes me laugh so hard. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 136 (06/05/09 9:23 PM) Non Sequitur |
Maybe PTSD from too many civil wars; sounds sweet. though; Salvadoreans nice. WTF, "Balin"?
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 14698 (06/05/09 9:48 PM) this won't end well.
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"I'm mad at a muslin!"
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 1973 (06/05/09 9:53 PM) Registered user |
I have anger issues towards fabric too.
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NewOrleansIsSinking |
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Posts: 11102 (06/05/09 9:58 PM) Registered user |
I compared Expedia and it's family of websites to McDonald's and Chipotle yesterday to a guest.
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snowboarders only |
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Posts: 5806 (06/05/09 10:01 PM) Registered User |
"One day, I'm going to win the lottery. And then I'll invite you and everyone else to a cookout down in Rhode Island"
- a guy who works at the fitting room at my Target who says this at least once to every employee |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 32593 (06/05/09 10:06 PM) Sexy asshole |
a cookout you say???
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