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I don't remember Hunter's Final Words. What were they?

"I was camping with a bunch of knuckleheads, and I'll tell you that to your faces when I see you again." -Hunter

22. Brian and Ted/Brian and Helen/Brian and Clay




Memorable Quote(s):
"Brian has confirmed that he is committed to me all the way to the end, and I am committed to him all the way to the end." -Ted
"Remember, he is a used car salesman. What do they sell? They sell lemons." -Ken
"Losing the Challenge was a big disappointment to me because I hate losing. But I was also shocked that Brian did pick Clay. The fact that he did select Clay kind of tells me that their bond is much closer than I thought it was." -Ted
"I have an agreement with Ted, my agreement with Clay is another. I have to see which option is going to work best for me down the road." -Brian
"I trust Brian and I don't trust Clay. Morally, I know that I wouldn't be this far in the game if it hadn't been for Brian. So, could I begrudge him a million? No." -Helen
"I have three 'ins' to the game. One person is disposable: Jan. I have a loyal soldier in Helen, and a good friend in Clay. When I choose to use them against each other is yet to be seen." -Brian
"Cause and effect. You caused the effect." -Brian (voting for Helen)
"To the three of you left in the game, I just want to say break a leg. And I mean it." -Helen


I've never understood why Thailand is considered extremely predictible. I know there was a huge Pagonging, but in terms of Brian being an incredibly obvious winner makes no sense to me. Same goes for the Clay/Brian final two. Ted and Brian were the first shown allied pair in the game, so wouldn't a predictible outcome have those two sitting together in the end with Ted winning? And didn't most people think Helen would win before the finale? Whatever. Talk about rewriting history.

Heidik was the first and, as far as I can remember, only person to successfully have final two alliances with multiple people without being with a larger group. I guess you can count Chris, but Twila and Scout were closer to each other than him. I was heavily rooting for Chuay Gahn, and I was ecstatic when they were the final 5. At that point in the game, Brian had hand crafted good enough relationships to take an easy ride to the finals. Jake calling out the boot order didn't phase him, and Ted was quickly blindsided the next round. Brian and Clay used Jan's vote to take out their biggest threat in Helen, and Jan stood no chance in the final IC. This was simply brilliant gameplay by the Lord and Master, and it was purely awesome to watch his strategy work to perfection. I was in awe watching a robot dominate the game of Survivor.

With all that said, I really liked Ted, and I was sad to see him leave over the sometimes funny but basically worthless Jan. I was in love with Helen, and I was devestated when she didn't get her million dollar check like I predicted. Clay %%!!*@ might be the funniest castaway of all time, yet he came just short of winning the money he desperately needed. While Brian was only my third favorite Chuay Gahn member, he still deserves more props than he gets for pulling off what no human has ever done.

















21. JAYE (Jonathan, Ami, Yau Man, Eliza)



Memorable Quote(s):
"I hope [Cirie] doesn't fall for their garbage." -Eliza
"I thought we were solid, and they've come up and they've said things to you that has put doubt into your mind. But I have not done anything to you to put that doubt in your mind." -Jonathan (to Cirie)


When the third episode of Micronesia aired, I was pissed off. I don't know why because Eliza annoyed the crap out of me during her first run, I hated Ami in Vanuatu, and Penner was almost as overrated as Michelle Yi. My only personal favorite from this alliance was Yau Man, so why was I so ticked off? Well, they were against two people I hated more than Ami the first time around, Parvati and Ozzy. Especially arrogant Ozzy who got more undeserved love than Penner. Then, there was James and Amanda. While I liked James, and I loved Amanda during China, they were contaiminated by their showmance partners. They made the other four favorites look like the most likable players of all time, so I, along with the rest of Sucks was pulling for them, and why not? Ami was getting more likable. Eliza was more funny than annoying. I was understanding the Jonathan appreciation, and Yau Man is Yau Man.

Fairplay quit in the premeire leaving us hanging for two weeks without knowning whether good would overcome evil. Guess what happened? Fuck you, Cirie.



















20. Crystal, Ken, GC, Kelly



Memorable Quote(s):
"I could tell GC that the sky is blue and he's gonna argue with me, and Kenny, he is like Mini Me to GC." -Randy
"When I saw Kelly on that mat and she was the last one picked, I knew I could sway her to my side because she did not get along with Kota." -Ken
"Eat your rice." -Crystal
"He wants to go home, then let it be." -Crystal
"I definitely think that Crystal crying in front of the Kota Tribe and our tribe shows a sign of weakness. Like, you could take it either which way, you know. Like, she can explain it to us, but she can't explain it to the Kota Tribe." -Kelly
"It gets frustrating Kelly, it really does. We've been down and out since day one, but you wouldn't understand it because you came from a winning situation! I'm not crying over no daggone danishes!" -Crystal


Both incarnations of ClusterFang (I'm taking full credit for the name) before Corinne and Charlie came along at the second swap were hiliarious and entertaining in every form imaginable. Well, everyone except for Jacquie. So why are they so low? Well, GC had to be a pussy, and Matty had to be a dumbshit. I wish I could be less vulgar, but there is no other way to put it.

Once Gillian left, there were two factions on the original Fang. Crystal, GC, and Ken versus Randy, Matty, Susie, and Dan. We don't know for sure whether those would have been the lines had they lost again because Matty liked Ken, and Susie liked Crystal. What we do know is that there was a tribal swap after the third episode. They had the pick 'em, and Ken, Crystal, GC, and Matty all ended up staying on Fang. Ken picked Kelly in a genius move, and the three pulled her into an alliance. With her on their side, it didn't matter if Matty wanted to jump over and help Jacquie and Ace because they had majority. The only boring person on Fang left, and Sugar joined the tribe. Once that happened, Crystal told GC to eat his rice, and he went off crying like the little bitch he is. He ended up wanting to quit, and the other three had no choice but to get rid of him. Now, the alliance would maintain majority as long as Matty went on board, but Matty, like the idiot he is, made an alliance with Ace (an alliance which showed up way earlier in the list). Because of GC quitting, it was now a 3-3 split in the tribe. Since Ken and Crystal weren't going to risk a purple rock for Kelly, they had to send her packing. Luckily, things changed the very next episode, but the four person alliance was a huge failure no matter how entertaining they were.

GC and Ken's relationship was hysterical. The thug and the gamer had no buisness talking to each other. Same goes for Crystal being a mom to GC and helping him lose it, Kelly talking to anyone in general, and, of course, Crystal and Ken's relationship.

I'm one of the few people who didn't hate GC. In fact, he had one of the best and most developed storyline for a pre merge boot in a long time. That's one of the reasons Gabon was such a great season. GC, Gillian, Michelle, and Ace all managed to deliver great storylines as early boots. While I hated GC for being a quitter, I went from hating him with the rest of Sucks to being enamored by his internal struggle, and Kelly was always good for a ridiculously stupid yet amusing quote.

I was ticked off when this group imploded, but they did. That is the only reason they are this low. At least the implosion contributed to my second favorite tribal council discussion of all time. The fight between Ace, Kelly, and Crystal was comedy gold.

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Thailandsurvivor wrote:

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I hated Ozzy during Cook Islands because he was cocky, arrogant, and a retard with less strategy than Denise. I hated Parvati because she was a vile do nothing in CI and didn't deserve to be in Micronesia. Those are two perfectly good reasons to root for JAYE. I ended up doing a complete 180 with both Parvati and Amanda, but I loved Amanda the first time around.

What does that even mean? What was vile about her? Was it because she was pretty or because she flirted to get ahead? Or was it because she was survivor's version of the popular girl? I don't get the hate and I think siding with JAYE, especially in spite of the couples alliance, is just a "root for the underdogs" thing which I hate. Not to bash you or anything, just my opinion.

She was a do nothing because she didn't do anything other than have a showmance with Nate and bash JP. She was vile because she was associated with Adam, and she was lazy. The main thing I remember about CI Parvati is her not knowing how to scale a fish at the final 8. Not a great impression.

I rooted for JAYE for two major reasons. I grew to like the people in it, and I despised Ozzy.

Parvati was the best player on pre mutiny Raro. Agreed. Jonathan was a shitty player. Agreed. Had the entire season not been filled with ridiculous twists, Candice wins.