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Posts: 4748 (05/31/09 12:18 AM) Registered User |
mystery whore wrote: next time bring grandma home for some 3 way action. You can pick up some of the techniques that she has been perfecting for the past 50 years and still look good by comparison. Win-Win. |
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Piranhahaha |
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Posts: 12395 (05/31/09 12:27 AM)
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mrue_how-i-met-your-mother-cougar-traits_fun I doubt however there are a whole lot of Jane Seymours on the prowl. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 34 (05/31/09 12:56 AM) Non Sequitur |
Kimbob the Magnificent wrote: umm, maybe we talked one time. . . maybe you dragged me to this site. . . thanks for the memories |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 6668 (05/31/09 1:20 AM) Yes, smarter than you |
Yeah, I lied. I'm not a vapid teenybopper. Get over it.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 8886 (05/31/09 7:44 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Kimbob the Magnificent wrote: 
I bet you keep Tanjay in bidness. :button up flowered blouse |
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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Posts: 1079 (05/31/09 9:03 AM) |
Cougers put out, you hold out. Do the math.
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 302 (05/31/09 2:35 PM) |
As one who has experienced the wicked fun that is cougar riding, let me just state for the record...it's all about the sex. Younger women, especially
those with children, seem to be checking to see if a guy will fit into her "spousal mold" before agreeing to the horizontal bop. Cougars, on the
other hand, are not generally looking for a long term relationship. I have learned some outstanding technique from older women!
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Crappysucks |
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Posts: 8045 (05/31/09 2:38 PM) Registered user |
mystery whore wrote: I see you ran into TC out clubbing. |
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The Annoying Hater |
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Posts: 1604 (05/31/09 2:39 PM) |
Eugene Schwindlemyer wrote: |
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 1912 (05/31/09 7:39 PM) Registered user |
The Annoying Hater wrote: |
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Etxeverria |
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Posts: 772 (05/31/09 7:44 PM) Registered User |
Cougars know what they want and they do not give you the run around like the young ones do. In my case if I get divorced, I might put out to cougars as they
might be fun.
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 74 (06/02/09 5:35 PM) Non Sequitur |
Mature women = cougars. Teenyboppers = cunnies (old english for rabbits). Mature men = elands. Nancyboys = dikdiks. Darwin was right!!! Hey, America only
nation where people who don't believe in evolution get flu shots every year. If cougars pounce on dikdiks, then elands browse on cunnies. The way of all
flesh. . .
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 75 (06/02/09 5:47 PM) Non Sequitur |
harshaw66 wrote: On an abacus; slip the beads through her ass once first--trail run. I had a cougar girlfriend once. She = Japan (40); me= Stateside (20). Two kids; married when we met, divorced shortly after. Best sex in my life--true love. Then one day I just had to cut her loose. Common fate for cougars; sad memories for elands. Kimbob liks proverbs, from India: "If it lasts, it is love; if it ends, it is dirt." |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 18315 (06/02/09 5:50 PM) Registered user |
Visa Declined wrote: I was going to say something to that effect. Guys genetically like them younger. If a young guy settles for a middle-aged woman it's because he's desperate. So more power to those women then. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 77 (06/02/09 7:00 PM) Non Sequitur |
WylDawg wrote: VIDI, I'm sorry, your view may be statiscally correct, but in human terms it is crap. So all dikdiks loving cougars are "desperate"? Whoah, what love affairs aren't desperate--by defintion? More power to the women, sure, that is good english; more power to the dikdiks too; they may learn just a little about life. Run some abucai through your ass and get back to me |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 78 (06/02/09 7:10 PM) Non Sequitur |
mystery whore wrote: Wow, I can't help but feeling that we are really getting somewhere here--both to the bottom of Darwin and to the bottom of Marx (sorry from that nasty image). We're taling cougars, elands, cunnies, and dikdiks. Shuffles the cards. . . "I thought I knew what love was once; I never even shuffled the cards." |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3465 (06/02/09 7:15 PM) Registered User |
mystery whore wrote:YOU LEAVE WORSTDOG ALONE! |
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