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Small Town Boy wrote:

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Kitty, why the fuck are you so mean and rude?

Do you feel good about yourself ripping these people apart? Jeez

Because I'm awesome.

And yes, yes I do.

265. Rita Verreos (Survivor: Fiji - 14th Place)

Rita's another one of those older women that tries to act like she's young and fit in with the young girls, and it just bothered me. Hell, her entire boot episode was pretty much everyone on the tribe, other than Michelle, being annoyed as fuck by the fact that this bitch was in the game. Also, she ruined Earl's perfect game, which I'm still conflicted as to whether that's something worthy of praise or something worthy of hatred. I like Earl, so I'm leaning more towards the hatred side of things. She was just another dud casting choice in Fiji, although I think MOST of the women in Fiji were good, save for Rita and two others, it's just that they were all pre-merge boots or were screwed by a twist. Even Lisi, who I hate, was a decent enough character. But Rita was a total dud and irked me with her very presence, since I'm sure there was a sassy Latina like Sandra out there somewhere, chompin' at the bit for Rita's spot.


264. Blake Towsley (Survivor: Guatemala - 14th Place)

God I love Guatemala's cast if the only two people that even remotely pissed me off were Cindy and this guy. Blake was yet another of the many alpha males on Nakum, which makes me question what the fuck they were thinking when dividing the tribes. Four alpha males and Jim against two alpha males and Brian/Rafe? Anyway, Blake started off like a little bitch, being all sick and crap, and he would laze about camp while the others were working to try and get things squared away. Yet for all his laziness, Blake was a goddamn barrel of energy when it came time for challenges, and he cost Yaxha quite a few of them. The swap happened and he SHOULD have been in a good position in the majority, but he couldn't shut the fuck up and maybe keep his mouth closed about his girlfriend's tits long enough to get his tribe to boot the players in the minority. He just bugged me, and I knew he would too, because Blake, like Matty's last name of Whitmore, just sounds lik the kind of name a snooty douchebag would have. Fortunately, he was booted early, sparing a more interesting player.


263. Melissa McNulty (Survivor: Fiji - 20th Place)

Since we're now getting into the section of my list where I either found the players to be too bland or too boring for me to care about either way, what better way to start that section off than with the girl who was never even on the show. Melissa was cast for Fiji, yet dropped out literally one or two days before the season began due to panic attacks. Without Melissa, we had our first nineteen person season and it probably sucked because of that, what with the haves/have-nots twist, the women getting absolutely decimated, and the only white girl left getting booted in the first episode. But I don't blame her for that. She was recruited. I blame the producers for recruiting someone who has panic attacks to play a game where you're living out in the elements with very little comfort for the ideal amount of 39 days. At least she'll live in infamy as the only person ever to quit before the game even began, possibly ruining an entire season. Also, her elimination leaves Sekou as the number one ranked 20th placer. Hooray!


262. Jeff Varner (Survivor: Australia - 10th Place)

Jeff is a real enigma to me. I didn't even know he was bisexual until I came to Sucks (much like how I never would've known J.P. was gay before coming to Sucks either). A lot of Australia is a blur to me, but Jeff Varner was a gamer who seemed to envision himself as the second coming of Richard Hatch. This is despite the fact that the Christian Coalition on his tribe was outplaying him every step of the way. Apparently, he instigated the infamous Alicia/Kimmi chicken fight, which gets him points in my book, yet he also stepped down, out of the merge challenge, knowing he was the only player on Kucha who had anything to fear due to the tiebreaker rules. In essence, Jeff cost Kucha the game, and I liked Kucha more than Ogakor. I still do. Not much else to say about him, although he apparently got a job on E! or Access Hollywood or something, which goes to show just how much of a springboard to success Australia really was, what with Colby's movie career and Elisabeth's View career.


261. Dave Johnson (Survivor: Amazon - 9th Place)

This guy is the very definition of generic white guy. Hell, even his NAME is fucking generic. Dave Johnson. The only unique thing about him was the fact that he was a rocket scientist (a fact that is much more interesting in conjunction with Misty Giles), and he blew that away in the first episode when he got beat at solving a puzzle by a Jesus freak and a boat captain, or whatever the fuck Jeanne does for a living. He then went on to further make himself look like a dumb jock by basically splitting up the power alliance of Jenna/Heidi and then keeping Heidi around over Jeanne, probably because Heidi made him happy in the pants region. He was completely owned at the merge because he was the only guy who seemed able to tolerate Roger (aside from Butch, who was also old, so it's understandable), and then he got voted out for being a physical threat. Oh, and his jury question is generic too, as I can't remember anything unique about it. Yeah.