I still can't get over the fact that this fat bastard thinks he can be a model.
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Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever
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Posts: 1381 (05/25/09 3:13 PM) Registered User |
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Sheri |
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Posts: 646 (05/25/09 4:19 PM) |
I'm so glad that people are keeping this thread alive. We're less than a 1000 posts from overtaking the Porkchop hate thread.
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 214 (05/25/09 4:21 PM) |
Am I the only one who notices he licks his freaking lips alllllll the time when he sings?
I have a theory, he's hungry and the microphone reminds him of a drumstick so he salivates, and salivates, and salivates |
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bumlets1 |
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Posts: 987 (05/25/09 4:24 PM) Registered user |
I love how the second he said he wanted Kris to win, Kris did his best to distance himself from being associated with him. I can see it now- Palin/Gokey 2012.
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 216 (05/25/09 4:25 PM) |
Loving Kris calling him a jerk.
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 216 (05/25/09 4:25 PM) |
'Double post in double chins hate thread...
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Sheri |
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Posts: 648 (05/25/09 4:33 PM) |
Aren't most male models short, fat, myopic, hairy, fundamentalist, homophobic assholes with eating disorders?
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 220 (05/25/09 4:35 PM) |
Yes, and add to that slimy perverts.
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bumlets1 |
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Posts: 990 (05/25/09 4:37 PM) Registered user |
How long before he gets caught on "To Catch a Predator?" I can see it now- "Why did you ask the underage girl to smear herself with
butter?"
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taks |
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Posts: 318 (05/25/09 4:42 PM) |
bumlets1 wrote: Okay that one had me LOLing. |
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Posts: 1879 (05/25/09 5:01 PM) Registered User |
bumlets1 wrote:OMG...pul-leeze!! You know when 2012 comes around it'll be "Sarah & Friends..." starring Bitsy, Miss Cali & Ghoulkey doing the goodwill thing. I fully expect some Wisconsin Sucksters to be reporting on the Ghoulkey robo-calls in the future 
"Hi everyone, this is Danny Ghoulkey, former Top 3 finalist from American Idol Season 8 & founder of Sophia's Heart, a for-profit foundation that touches everyone's wallets by uniting people, organizations, companies, & receiving charitable donations. Sophia's Heart aims to reach out & touch the hearts of children from ages 0 through 18. The uniting factor among these children will be the need for restoration in various areas of their lives. So please give until you can't give anymore. Additionally, the President thinks he can fool us. He's a bad guy who supports love between men but in the most ungodly of ways! YUCKY-BLUCKY!! He told gay organizers in Packer Country he would be a stronger advocate for special rights than even Sargeant Shriver. Now, it's time for the Palin Train...scream on! AAAAAaaaAAAaaAaAaaAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaa!!!!!11!1 Vote for Palin in 2012!! Woooo!" |
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Sheri |
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Posts: 651 (05/25/09 6:48 PM) |
bumlets1 wrote: He's dieting??? Sophia had to wear peanut butter, bacon, fluffernutter, nutella, bananas and pie before they had sex. They said her poor heart couldn't stand the weight of the food AND Fatty Gokey Arbuckle. |
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Posts: 2343 (05/25/09 7:02 PM) |
Never thought I'd see the words "diet" and "Gokey" in the same post. He'd probably eat Jenny Craig if she got close enough.
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bumlets1 |
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Posts: 992 (05/25/09 7:04 PM) Registered user |
My 1000th post is coming up and I can't decide whether to use it on Gokey Hate or Lambert Love.
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 222 (05/25/09 7:31 PM) |
Look at his hideous shoes. Seriously handicapped fashion sense Goketard.
Here is one of his "model" poses, what the hell is he doing on that box, trying to hump it? 
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charcas |
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Posts: 1423 (05/25/09 7:42 PM) Registered User |
On Larry King Live tonight it's revealed that Gokey was the biggest slob and the room he shared with Anoop was the messiest. Anoop tried to talk to him
about the mess. I bet Sophia's heart condition was exacerbated having to clean up after him.
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 223 (05/25/09 7:50 PM) |
I remember Jokey saying Adam has the messiest room. Ha ha ha, douche!
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LeeLeeRaRa |
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Posts: 2346 (05/25/09 8:03 PM) |
Fat Fuck projecting his douchiness on Adam hate! I've read the neatest room was Kris and Adam's, it's just Adam had sooooooo many glambertizing
products in the bathroom. All the product in the world won't help Douche.
He looks like he's ready to leap down on and consume unsuspecting prey. |
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 225 (05/25/09 8:05 PM) |
Unsuspecting minor girls with red hair named Allison.
Yep, he's going to be a supermodel! |
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sadllama |
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Posts: 6512 (05/25/09 8:10 PM) |
Allison owned him on LKL. Seacrest asked if they would do a duet on the tour and Allison jokingly asked "wanna do Dream On?"
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