I haven't pooped in over a week.

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Ann Margret Thatcher		#181	[-]
Posts: 7732 (05/25/09 9:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Salads and enemas?! He's already pooped once, let's not overdo it. Baby steps.
factoryhurl		#182	[-]
Posts: 8451 (05/25/09 9:57 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	after you get through this blockage, take 1 swiss kriss pill daily or half a teaspoon if it is the loose herbs. that is half the recommended dose. it will keep your pipes clean and nothing explosive. louis armstrong took it for cripes sake-he was their spokesperson! any of the vitamin shops and health food stores sell it. and drink a lot of damned water-every day
dmb154678		#183	[-]
Posts: 32441 (05/25/09 9:57 AM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i know, i was just thinking that. it's like he likes it. right up until he seizes up at about 2 am and is in such incredible pain that he'll think he's having a baby. THEN he'll wish he'd listened to me. eta; ^^^that only makes sense if it follows kooyahs post i'm not wasting my holiday worrying about this crap. i've had my say.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#184	[-]
Posts: 6487 (05/25/09 9:58 AM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My step-son got impacted when he was four. They had to pretty much dig him out. He cried a lot. So will you. ENEMA, dude.
IFY0USEEKATE		#185	[-]
Posts: 1860 (05/25/09 10:00 AM) Lost soul Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
SirPaulMuaddib		#186	[-]
Posts: 6400 (05/25/09 10:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	factoryhurl wrote: after you get through this blockage, take 1 swiss kriss pill daily or half a teaspoon if it is the loose herbs. that is half the recommended dose. it will keep your pipes clean and nothing explosive. louis armstrong took it for cripes sake-he was their spokesperson! any of the vitamin shops and health food stores sell it. and drink a lot of damned water-every day I"m going to the health store right now....I hope they have it.
lilnubber		#187	[-]
Posts: 11184 (05/25/09 10:15 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Stop taking fiber pills. I used to take them because I had the same problem as you. Then I was reading a client's medical records and the doctor told him to take fiber pills FOR DIARRHEA to bulk up. I was all WTF? Welll, guess what? Fiber Con is BULK FORMING. I didn't need that. I needed softening. So I stopped taking them and I'm pretty regular now. I do drink a ton of water every day and eat lots of salads with romaine lettuce. Oh, and dmb is right. Get an enema, mister.
CBRetriever		#188	[-]
Posts: 27331 (05/25/09 10:18 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	he needs stool softener then - ducolax (sp?) is what a doctor recommended for the Mr and it works for him changed stoll to stool Last Edited By: CBRetriever 05/25/09 10:36 AM. Edited 1 times.
Mister Peepers		#189	[-]
Posts: 3784 (05/25/09 10:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SirPaulMuaddib wrote: Alexander the Pretty Good wrote: I had this problem and my doctor told me to take Miralax. He told me to try epsom salt if that didn't work. The Miralax worked so I didn't have to use the epsom. Mine got so bad that I was puking. My body would take any more until I made room. How long before the Miralax kicked in? Was it gentle? Or was it like a grenade going off in the butt? It took a few hours. It was not explosive. I told my doctor that I wanted to avoid ass explosions at all costs. Epsom would have been the bomb (not in a good way).
Kimbob the Magnificent		#190	[-]
Posts: 6492 (05/25/09 10:44 AM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
ScruffyGuy		#191	[-]
Posts: 9829 (05/25/09 11:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't have time to read 10 pages of CRAP (literally) but I just wanted to stop by and say how deeply sorry I am to have missed this! I should have been in on the ground floor of a poop thread, especially a SirPaul poop thread. Dude, you are going to start eating three to four tablespoons of wheat bran flakes every single day. You may choke and need CPR the first few times but you will get used to them in less than a week -- if you survive. This is Mr. Scruff's personal plan of action for smooth sailing bowel function. I'm sure in 10 pages someone has already said it, but: I hope everything comes out OK.
wrsrules		#192	[-]
Posts: 1243 (05/25/09 11:07 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Drink a bottle of magnesium citrate oral solution, you and your toilet will spend hours together.
NickF227		#193	[-]
Posts: 9115 (05/25/09 11:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	STOP IGNORING THE ENAMA SHIT YOU DUMBASS. Someone doesn't understand basic mass. "oh heyz lets just keep shoving shit in through the top!!11111!"
Minkster1973		#194	[-]
Posts: 463 (05/25/09 11:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm now questioning SirPaulMuaddib's sexuality. Someone who has so many issues with his asshole must be a fairy. The fact that he completely ignores discussion of an enema is mind-blowing. By now, his shit is all nice and moist on the inside and hard as a rock on the outside and down below. He's making this far more painful than it needs to be. Enemas don't hurt! They feel GOOD. (I'm seriously considering this for my signature.)
growsonwalls		#195	[-]
Posts: 3365 (05/25/09 11:41 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You know a shitload of grapes I bet does the job better than epsom salts.
ZippyDoDa		#196	[-]
Posts: 10695 (05/25/09 11:42 AM) Such a naughty monkey Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Quaffetti		#197	[-]
Posts: 5731 (05/25/09 12:04 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SirPaulMuaddib wrote: I may go tomorrow and get checked out......(today's a holiday, I don't want to spend time in the hospital on a freaken holiday) I'm afraid of what getting "checked out" will involve. Has anybody had this issue? What do they do?????????????????? I'm skeert. Has anyone answered this? I'm too lazy to read. But really, they will x ray your abdomen and see if you have free air and other stuff in there. If you have a bowel obstruction they will shove an NG tube up your nose and down to your stomach and hook it to suction to decompress your bowel. And some poor nurse will have to give you tap water enemas until you poop significant amounts.
NewOrleansIsSinking		#198	[-]
Posts: 11069 (05/25/09 12:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You've pooped. You're fine now. Now you just want to go again. You've pooped so there's not a major blockage unless you pooped pencil thin or just had poop juice coming out. No fiber pills/psyllium because yeah it causes bulk, not frequency. You take those for loose bowels. You're not straining or in pain so just wait it out. Eat some bran flakes daily with brown sugar. Much better with brown sugar, Scruffy. Have some fast food that will make you go. Everyone has something that works. Taco Bell, A&W, MickeyD's If you can get yourself to the hospital, then you're perfectly fine. I wouldn't have been able to either drive or walk there since I could barely stand.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#199	[-]
Posts: 6493 (05/25/09 12:23 PM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
NewOrleansIsSinking		#200	[-]
Posts: 11071 (05/25/09 12:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Turn that statue's face around and learn about child's pose. That's all I'm saying.

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