I haven't pooped in over a week.

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Omnipponit		#21	[-]
Posts: 5728 (05/24/09 7:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	First you have to remove the blockage. Reach up in there and dig your boyfriends missing watch out of your colon and it'll be like opening Hoover Dam.
SirPaulMuaddib		#22	[-]
Posts: 6377 (05/24/09 7:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was going to take something Friday....I probably should of.....
Minkster1973		#23	[-]
Posts: 439 (05/24/09 7:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Senokot
SmrtAss		#24	[-]
Posts: 6084 (05/24/09 7:07 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Suppository time!
SirPaulMuaddib		#25	[-]
Posts: 6378 (05/24/09 7:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Minkster1973 wrote: Senokot In general, we say a person is constipated when he or she is experiencing discomfort as a result of infrequent, irregular or difficult bowel movements. In terms of frequency, what constitutes normal differs greatly from person to person: it may mean as many as 3 bowel movements a day or as few as 3 or 4 bowel movements a week. That is why healthcare providers often rely on a person's report of the uncomfortable effects of constipation - such as bloating, excessive gas, straining and even pain due to hard, dry stools - as the best indicator that he or she is really experiencing constipation. Constipation is the most common gastrointestinal complaint in the United States. About 4 1/2 million people nationwide say they are constipated most or all of the time. If you are constipated, there are many things you can do to relieve your discomfort, beginning with diet and lifestyle changes, and possibly using an appropriate laxative. If your constipation lasts for more than a couple of weeks, you should see your doctor to make sure it's not a sign of something serious. ...oh crap....
SmrtAss		#26	[-]
Posts: 6085 (05/24/09 7:08 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you wish
Quaffetti		#27	[-]
Posts: 5729 (05/24/09 7:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Seriously, you need to take some Milk of Magnesia or Ex Lax TONIGHT. If you don't go by morning, call your doc. You could have a bowel obstruction, which might sound not very serious, but it is very serious. Although if you're not nauseated and/or bloated and you're still passing gas, you probably don't have a bowel obstruction. If you do have a bowel obstruction, your intestines may start doing reverse peristalsis, which means everything goes the wrong way, and you end up throwing up poop. Or part of your bowel may just die, in which case, you have to have emergency surgery, or you also die.
SirPaulMuaddib		#28	[-]
Posts: 6379 (05/24/09 7:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just took some milk of magnesia... Usual this works like clockwork...it takes two hours to kick in..... <cries> 1:59 MINUTES, AND COUNTING....
sealbach		#29	[-]
Posts: 5034 (05/24/09 7:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	pics please
Minkster1973		#30	[-]
Posts: 440 (05/24/09 7:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Take a knife to the bathroom with ya. It's gonna be a biggun'.
cindidindi76		#31	[-]
Posts: 18132 (05/24/09 7:35 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	apparition wrote: If its truly been a week, you should probably take something. It will get extremely painful. I would think it would be already.
SirPaulMuaddib		#32	[-]
Posts: 6380 (05/24/09 7:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm watching some queerbait film to pass the time......."Were the World Mine".....it's a teen angst musical thingie.
Meanpeoplesuck1		#33	[-]
Posts: 1593 (05/24/09 7:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Horror Story Printed On Toilet Paper In Japan In Country, Ghosts Traditionally Believed To Hide In Loo TOKYO -- In a country where ghosts are traditionally believed to hide in the loo, a Japanese company is advertising a new literary experience -- a horror story printed on toilet paper. Each roll carries several copies of a new nine-chapter novella written by Koji Suzuki, the Japanese author of the horror story "Ring," which has been made into movies in both Japan and Hollywood. "Drop," set in a public restroom, takes up about 3 feet of a roll and can be read in just a few minutes, according to the manufacturer, Hayashi Paper. The company promotes the toilet paper, which will sell for 210 yen ($2.20) a roll, as "a horror experience in the toilet." Toilets in Japan were traditionally tucked away in a dark corner of the house due to religious beliefs. Parents would tease children that a hairy hand might pull them down into the dark pool below.
HazelEyes48		#34	[-]
Posts: 2216 (05/24/09 7:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	lulz http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080705004141AAmezaz
SirPaulMuaddib		#35	[-]
Posts: 6381 (05/24/09 7:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i hope they didn't die.
TAR Addict		#36	[-]
Posts: 691 (05/24/09 8:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	omg! are you Bruce????
Meanpeoplesuck1		#37	[-]
Posts: 1596 (05/24/09 8:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They didn't die, but you might Don't shoot the messenger.
SirPaulMuaddib		#38	[-]
Posts: 6382 (05/24/09 8:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If I don't poop by morning at latest...I will go see a doctor. I hate doctors.
goner1		#39	[-]
Posts: 6985 (05/24/09 8:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	is there actual blockage, or have you just not eaten anything other than fiber pills and supplements and what not? are you eating something resembling a normal diet?
SirPaulMuaddib		#40	[-]
Posts: 6383 (05/24/09 8:15 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've been eating normal.... I don't know what the issue is...if I take fiber pills or aloe vera pills...that always works....... but not this time.