Coachebag...Douche Bag for All Seasons

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Charming Nemesis		#5761	[-]
Posts: 5071 (05/22/09 1:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Everyone eventually comes around to Coach love.
Coach Ben Wade		#5762	[-]
Posts: 101 (05/22/09 2:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Sunday night proved that I was the star of the show. Weeks from now, remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
FishNChips		#5763	[-]
Posts: 147 (05/22/09 3:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach, At the reunion you said it was Heroic to go to Exile? Well Taj went there many times, what does that make her? You made it sound like it was so hard to do. It is if you have no skills like yourself. Can't start a fire, can't set a snare trap, can't fish, all you did was ruin the beans with river water in the rain. When you were tripping on those mushrooms you were dreaming you were actually Charlton Heston in the Planet of the Amps Movie with those prop/sticks at the top of the dune, swinging that stupid Dragon Cane, then later called your "staff". I will give you this much, you are the biggest Renaissance Douche Bag in Survivor History. Even the cameraman said you were gay. The way you dropped the vote in the container for Sierra when Tyson got blindsided was the Gayest wrist action in the history of vote drops. And when you were telling people at Tribal you were always a leader and you started talking about assistant coach's, we knew right then and there you were insecure for a short man, and a cry baby when things did not go your way. And the next time you go out in public, why don't you wear a few more rings and watch's, bracelets and accessories. You looked like a Guinea from Boca Raton with all that Gold Plated hardware. Is that the Warrior Starter Kit? Renaissance Douche Hate
Charming Nemesis		#5764	[-]
Posts: 5076 (05/22/09 4:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ERINN LOVES COACH TOO!!! Despite being an outsider, Erinn said she remains close to several people, including Debbie (who will be "in my life 'til the end of time") and Sierra-and also Coach. How can she be friends with Coach even after the way they clashed? (Her "Who is this jackass?" remains one of my favorite lines from the whole season.) "I wish we have seen Ben, beause Ben's fucking awesome. He's a really cool guy. There's a really huge part of him that's Coach," Erinn said, and "he's pretty cool and sometimes sort of annoying. He's a good guy wrapped up in a giant ego, and this game, that ego got bigger than he was. It turned into a monster." Just accept the fact that Ben Wade is awesome. Everyone knows it and has come to accept it.
hossc		#5765	[-]
Posts: 22975 (05/22/09 4:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	FishNChips wrote.. It is if you have no skills like yourself. Can't start a fire, can't set a snare trap, can't fish, all you did was ruin the beans with river water in the rain. When you were tripping on those mushrooms you were dreaming you were actually Charlton Heston in the Planet of the Amps Movie You really are that stupid, aren't you?
FishNChips		#5766	[-]
Posts: 151 (05/22/09 5:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	boss hog, go F yourself yoy fat slob
hossc		#5767	[-]
Posts: 22977 (05/22/09 5:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yoy??? How old are you, ya retarded cocksmear?
Coach Ben Wade		#5768	[-]
Posts: 103 (05/22/09 5:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Sunday night proved that I was the star of the show. Weeks from now, remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
AuntiPC		#5769	[-]
Posts: 3470 (05/22/09 8:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just found out that this douche is from my beloved Knoxville. I don't know if it has been posted but apparently, Douche's parents couldn't fucking stand to watch his cuntiness: Knoxville native Ben Wade says his experience on "Survivor: Tocantins" was especially hard on his family. "They stopped watching the show halfway through (the season)," says Wade, who grew up in Knoxville and graduated from the University of Tennessee. "They said it was too hard for them to watch, seeing me being made basically a fool out of on national television. So that was tough on them. "That grieves me." Wade, known on the CBS reality show as "Coach," is the son of UT math professor William Wade and his wife, Cheryl Wade. His parents still live in Knoxville, and they were not supportive of their son going off on a "Survivor" adventure. Once they saw their son on the show - referring to himself in the third person as "The Dragon Slayer" and revealing outlandish stories to his disbelieving tribemates of his past adventures around the world - the Wades decided not to watch this season of "Survivor" anymore, he says. They didn't watch even though Wade was in the game's final five, being voted out the episode right before the season finale. "I know I am not conservative. I am not as they are," Wade says of his folks, "... and they have suffered through some of this stuff. I think this has been very tough on them, and I didn't want it to be tough on them."
Renaissance Douche		#5770	[-]
Posts: 118 (05/22/09 9:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am a different fake Coach from the one who was spamming. Each of my posts was an original Masterpiece.
Coach Ben Wade		#5771	[-]
Posts: 104 (05/23/09 5:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Real Deal always has more appeal. Yes, my parentals were jealous of my superior skills as far back as grammar school, so I understand. As I understand the envy of the fake Coach , as there is only one Dragonslayer. Oh... Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Sunday night proved that I was the star of the show. Weeks from now, remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
LadyGrinningSoul		#5772	[-]
Posts: 362 (05/23/09 9:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thanks for the article, AuntiPC! Even his parents couldn't bear to watch him.. so much for "good tv!!" Oh, the shame. I wonder what the exact moment during this disaster was when they couldn't take his jackassery any longer. I wish they would have elaborated on how his parents first smashed their television and hurled it out the nearest window, then went around the house ripping up every photo of Coach and burning them for good measure.
Samoa Joe		#5773	[-]
Posts: 91 (05/23/09 11:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They should bring Coach back for Samoa & other future seasons.
ActingDude17		#5774	[-]
Posts: 16 (05/23/09 4:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Samoa Joe wrote: They should bring Coach back for Samoa & other future seasons. Coach on Tribe 1 and Shane on Tribe 2 in Samoa. Both make it to the merge and watch what happens.
co coach		#5775	[-]
Posts: 202 (05/23/09 5:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Massive crystal gets first ASS 2 boot after trying to talk smack to coach and getting dragonslayed.
horsefeathers31		#5776	[-]
Posts: 101 (05/24/09 12:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Charming Nemesis wrote: ERINN LOVES COACH TOO!!! Despite being an outsider, Erinn said she remains close to several people, including Debbie (who will be "in my life 'til the end of time") and Sierra-and also Coach. How can she be friends with Coach even after the way they clashed? (Her "Who is this jackass?" remains one of my favorite lines from the whole season.) "I wish we have seen Ben, beause Ben's fucking awesome. He's a really cool guy. There's a really huge part of him that's Coach," Erinn said, and "he's pretty cool and sometimes sort of annoying. He's a good guy wrapped up in a giant ego, and this game, that ego got bigger than he was. It turned into a monster." Just accept the fact that Ben Wade is awesome. Everyone knows it and has come to accept it. No, Erinn just hasn't gotten to know the REAL Ben Wade yet. The REAL Ben Wade is a bigger douche than Coach ever was. AND Erinn is less intelligent (and therefore not threatening) to Ben AND she's under 30. Wait people, if she gets to know him better? She'll come around. The man is the world's biggest asshole masquerading as a 'born again Christian.'
horsefeathers31		#5777	[-]
Posts: 102 (05/24/09 12:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	AuntiPC wrote: Just found out that this douche is from my beloved Knoxville. I don't know if it has been posted but apparently, Douche's parents couldn't fucking stand to watch his cuntiness: Knoxville native Ben Wade says his experience on "Survivor: Tocantins" was especially hard on his family. "They stopped watching the show halfway through (the season)," says Wade, who grew up in Knoxville and graduated from the University of Tennessee. "They said it was too hard for them to watch, seeing me being made basically a fool out of on national television. So that was tough on them. "That grieves me." Wade, known on the CBS reality show as "Coach," is the son of UT math professor William Wade and his wife, Cheryl Wade. His parents still live in Knoxville, and they were not supportive of their son going off on a "Survivor" adventure. Once they saw their son on the show - referring to himself in the third person as "The Dragon Slayer" and revealing outlandish stories to his disbelieving tribemates of his past adventures around the world - the Wades decided not to watch this season of "Survivor" anymore, he says. They didn't watch even though Wade was in the game's final five, being voted out the episode right before the season finale. "I know I am not conservative. I am not as they are," Wade says of his folks, "... and they have suffered through some of this stuff. I think this has been very tough on them, and I didn't want it to be tough on them." And they didn't come to the finale either. Huh. I wonder why? Maybe it's because they realized their son's ego has gotten so huge that it might crush to death anything that gets in its way?
Mega64		#5778	[-]
Posts: 10417 (05/24/09 8:30 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ben's dad is a class act, so I guess I'm not that surprised that he didn't bother watching his son's bullshit. It doesn't make the news any less hilarious, though.
azasaur		#5779	[-]
Posts: 80 (05/24/09 11:29 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm just glad that this season is over. I don't have to watch his bullshit once a week anymore. That is WAY more than the recommended daily dose of douchebags for one month. I get most of my dose from being in a middle school all week with people I can't stand! Thank GOD that this is all over...
co coach		#5780	[-]
Posts: 209 (05/24/09 12:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mega64 wrote: Ben's dad is a class act, so I guess I'm not that surprised that he didn't bother watching his son's bullshit. It doesn't make the news any less hilarious, though. Every hero has a parent whos pissed their kid doesnt stay home and carry on the family trade. But Coach knew he was destined for greatness in dragonslaying, not lameass math proffing, and didnt need to listen.

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