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ApprenticeDerek |
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YAY - 100 Pages! My Cum Lives On Forever!
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SuitSnob |
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ApprenticeDerek wrote:Well, at least until I give my anus a good washing.... |
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Cousin Oliver |
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ApprenticeDerek wrote: Congrats to Derek for 2000 posts of cum-filled love! |
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SuitSnob |
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What do you say we dedicate the next 2000 posts to discussing his enormous penis?
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SuitSnob |
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It truly is a shame that Miss Alley is not here to enjoy this celebration of Derek's semen. My guess is that she is watching Wes' commerical over and
over as she masturbates herself into a frenzy.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Talk about a lack of fortitude... |
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SuitSnob |
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I just assumed you were busy entertaining the troops on MemWHOREial Day. I understand that you were quite the public utility for the sailors in NYC during
Fleet Week.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Well, you know me. As long as they have the President, the Washington, they can find solace with me.
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: fixed. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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That's a bit crude. No wonder guys are scared to patronize you...
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SuitSnob |
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They will be lining up around the block once I reach 10,000 posts. How are you planning to mark this momentous occasion where I join the 5-digit club?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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I'm sorry, but is this "momentous occasion" something I should care about or is this another one of the moments that are worth celebrating only
in your head?
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SuitSnob |
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I would hope that you'd find this to be a source of personal pride, knowing you are a Grade D Fag Hag to someone who is now in the Sucksters Elite. I
would also hope that you will enjoy watching me climb towards 20,000 posts, assuming that you don't bleed to death from all of those open sores all over
your Lady Parts.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Hmm, it looks like it's time for me to seek more erudite company then. See ya!
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SuitSnob |
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I'll get back to you as soon as I look up "erudite."
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SuitSnob |
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What better way to use up my final 4-digit post than to say:
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Miss Alley Shack |
Announcing my new boyfriend! | |||||||
Sam Worthington. <3 him and want to do naughty things to him so so much in Terminator Salvation.
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SuitSnob |
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Beats the hell out of Bible-thumping Gokie.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Your uneducated opinion is not asked for.
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SuitSnob |
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I think Gokey is a Classic Choir Closet Case...you know the type: Wants to be a devout Christian but can't help being faggy at the same time so becomes a
choir director.
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