1. Fuck you, Jeff Probst for effectively spoiling an already unsuspenseful season with your blog. "Most likeable winner ever." Fuck you and your
idiotic commentary.
2. Fuck you, Mark Burnett, for removing game elements that might've mixed up some of this inanely predictable voting. When we say we wanted more traditional Survivor, we meant stop giving out fifty hidden idols and letting people magically return to the game. We didn't mean ignore traditional Survivor twists, like tribal switches. Fuck you and your idiotic uneventful season of your own making.
3. Fuck you both for thinking a good Survivor season is the most likeable (yet dullest) person winning. Don't think we missed that you clearly wanted JT to win to the detriment of the entertainment value of the show. And don't think we're entertained by a hick you barely showed winning a million bucks. Fuck you and your banking your show on its end rather than the story progression itself (of which there was none).
2. Fuck you, Mark Burnett, for removing game elements that might've mixed up some of this inanely predictable voting. When we say we wanted more traditional Survivor, we meant stop giving out fifty hidden idols and letting people magically return to the game. We didn't mean ignore traditional Survivor twists, like tribal switches. Fuck you and your idiotic uneventful season of your own making.
3. Fuck you both for thinking a good Survivor season is the most likeable (yet dullest) person winning. Don't think we missed that you clearly wanted JT to win to the detriment of the entertainment value of the show. And don't think we're entertained by a hick you barely showed winning a million bucks. Fuck you and your banking your show on its end rather than the story progression itself (of which there was none).
