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Erika is showering, and BB announces a lockdown. She goes outside where Booger is eating, and BB tells her to put on her microphone. She says "Are you kidding me?"

Booger says that they shouldn't do that to her, but if it were two guys in the house it would be different.

Erika sits on the grass and shaves her legs using a garden hose for water. Booger can't believe she has to do that. E says she thought that the lockdown was a joke at first.

Booger yells out that he gets to read a sports page tonight, and then calls says "Boston Red Sox - where you at?!?" and "New York Yankees, where you ain't?" < HA ha Boston SUCKS... >

B tells E about somebody who used to say "Holla" like a dumbass, and imitates them. Believe it or not, he was talking about someone other than himself.

E has a big towel on her head, and is cleaning her fingernails with a cotton ball. B tells her to think positive, and think about her family. E says her whole body has been shaking.

E says she just wants to feel normal again, and by normal she means with the boys flapping out there in the breeze. The summerlong tapedown is apparently starting to really itch.

Now E is back at the water hose working on the other hairy mangam.

They speculate about whether the winner will be announced before they walk out of the house. E mentions a BB staffer, bringing flames on and off. You can hear Booger say "I doubt the internet is on, but if it is..." more flames.

B talks about whether his grandmother is coming or not, says the logistics of getting her there might be a problem.

B talks about Evian spray being the epitome of homo-dome, but admires the marketing geniuses that came up with that. He does a mock pitch line, then says he hates Evian water. He talks about salesman pitching water to his establishments, says but it's just water anyway.

B bets the other HoGs are doing their walkthroughs right now. Says they're all in the rooms across the street. B says his handler is probably off the hook right now - he forgot about him. Says the guy's like Adam Sandler, and he liked his dogs. Talks about explaining to the handler how it would have worked during the first ep, if Booger hadn't made it into the house. Handler told him that he's winning the whole thing. E says her girl was very cool.

FLAMES