"I need a crowbar to remove my head from my bonghole"
restricts members to 10 posts a week and locks their avator on this image:
http://smartmortgageadvic...m/2007/08/head-up-ass.jpg
people most likely to get it:
My former ghost gimmicks
"I need a life deluxe"
restricts members to 5 posts a day
people most likely to get it:
noobs that rack up 100 posts a day
"I need to eat more kfc"
bans any members that flame misterKFC 3 times or more while under this subnic
people most likely to get it:
no one specific
"Back to post number one as usual"
restricts me to 40 posts a month and given as a result of me using a ghost after the ghostnic era ended (6/19/08) and getting banned for it. Would it be appropriate for any others though?
"Back to post number one AGAIN"
restricts me to 20 posts a month and given as a result of me using a ghost after the ghostnic era ended (6/19/08) twice and getting banned for it.
"Needs to die and become a REAL ghost"
restricts me to 5 posts a month and given as a result of me using a ghost after the ghostnic era ended (6/19/08) 3 times and getting banned for it.
"My ox and new topic key is broken"
member cannot make a new topic.
people most likely to get it:
?
"My ox and capslock key is broken
member cannot post capital letters. Given to people who abuse all caps and 7 sized font use.
people most likely to get it:
Mr Angery at least
"Thanks for fucking up the margins!"
member cannot fuck up the margins.
people most likely to get it:
too many of my ghosts to count
"Grammar nazi"
whenevber a member posts, dthe post is given two grammar errors. Just like that sentence. Used on people obsessed with correct grammar.
people most likely to get it:
2004 Dannystultz
"Oh, hi, just broke into your account"
Posts the members password to his account in every post he makes.
"No more captioning for you"
member cannot post images. Given to those that post images too much or inappropriate ones. People would protest if this happened to D.E.S
people most likely to get it:
gay porn trolls
"Cant see shit, captain"
member sees all images as a red x. Given as a various punishment like the "no more captioning" one.
"I am not long for this E-world"
member has 10 more posts before getting banned at sucks. Another various punishment.
people most likely to get it:
me
"King of the dump"
Sends all threads made by the member in any part of the forum directly to the dump.
people most likely to get it:
me, and King Of Sucks
"In before the lock"
Locks any thread the member makes after it gets 10 replies
people most likely to get it:
me
"In before Double Edged Sword"
Locks any thread of the member if Double Edged Sword posts a negative caption in it.
people most likely to get it:
me, duh
"Threads of invisibility"
When member makes a thread, no one can see it. But when he posts in other threads, they can see his subnic, but HE cant, making him wonder why his threads get no replies
people most likely to get it:
the Off Topic version of me might have it.
"On a survivor restraining order"
Member cannot post in a thread made by a survivor and cant post within 10 replies after the survivor made a reply in any other thread.
"Why havent you been banned yet?"
Bans a member after he makes another bad thread. Idea because I've gotten banned after making a new thread every time some posts in an image "why havent you been banned yet?"
"Takes grammar lessons from DontbeH4TN"
Picks 5 random letters of the alphabet that the member cannot use in a post. Given to annoying posters.
"STFU NOOB"
Whenever the member posts, his post is alerted to Assfacekillah and Superjude so they can come and flame him. Given to annoying newbies.
"STFU RUDY"
Whenever the member posts, and is clearly a ghost, his post is alerted to Superjude then his post in the thread alerts all members then the ghost is 10x more likely to be seen by mods and banned.
"I'm too much of a page 20 deputy bitch"
Member cannot bump threads beyond page 10 of any forum.
People most likely to get it:
Page20DeputyBitch
"Edited and owned by Zeep"
Whenever member starts a thread, it gets edited to "I fondle squirrels" or "I eat paste" as the thread title.
"Needs to STFU"
Whenever member posts, his post is fixed to size one font.
restricts members to 10 posts a week and locks their avator on this image:
http://smartmortgageadvic...m/2007/08/head-up-ass.jpg
people most likely to get it:
My former ghost gimmicks
"I need a life deluxe"
restricts members to 5 posts a day
people most likely to get it:
noobs that rack up 100 posts a day
"I need to eat more kfc"
bans any members that flame misterKFC 3 times or more while under this subnic
people most likely to get it:
no one specific
"Back to post number one as usual"
restricts me to 40 posts a month and given as a result of me using a ghost after the ghostnic era ended (6/19/08) and getting banned for it. Would it be appropriate for any others though?
"Back to post number one AGAIN"
restricts me to 20 posts a month and given as a result of me using a ghost after the ghostnic era ended (6/19/08) twice and getting banned for it.
"Needs to die and become a REAL ghost"
restricts me to 5 posts a month and given as a result of me using a ghost after the ghostnic era ended (6/19/08) 3 times and getting banned for it.
"My ox and new topic key is broken"
member cannot make a new topic.
people most likely to get it:
?
"My ox and capslock key is broken
member cannot post capital letters. Given to people who abuse all caps and 7 sized font use.
people most likely to get it:
Mr Angery at least
"Thanks for fucking up the margins!"
member cannot fuck up the margins.
people most likely to get it:
too many of my ghosts to count
"Grammar nazi"
whenevber a member posts, dthe post is given two grammar errors. Just like that sentence. Used on people obsessed with correct grammar.
people most likely to get it:
2004 Dannystultz
"Oh, hi, just broke into your account"
Posts the members password to his account in every post he makes.
"No more captioning for you"
member cannot post images. Given to those that post images too much or inappropriate ones. People would protest if this happened to D.E.S
people most likely to get it:
gay porn trolls
"Cant see shit, captain"
member sees all images as a red x. Given as a various punishment like the "no more captioning" one.
"I am not long for this E-world"
member has 10 more posts before getting banned at sucks. Another various punishment.
people most likely to get it:
me
"King of the dump"
Sends all threads made by the member in any part of the forum directly to the dump.
people most likely to get it:
me, and King Of Sucks
"In before the lock"
Locks any thread the member makes after it gets 10 replies
people most likely to get it:
me
"In before Double Edged Sword"
Locks any thread of the member if Double Edged Sword posts a negative caption in it.
people most likely to get it:
me, duh
"Threads of invisibility"
When member makes a thread, no one can see it. But when he posts in other threads, they can see his subnic, but HE cant, making him wonder why his threads get no replies
people most likely to get it:
the Off Topic version of me might have it.
"On a survivor restraining order"
Member cannot post in a thread made by a survivor and cant post within 10 replies after the survivor made a reply in any other thread.
"Why havent you been banned yet?"
Bans a member after he makes another bad thread. Idea because I've gotten banned after making a new thread every time some posts in an image "why havent you been banned yet?"
"Takes grammar lessons from DontbeH4TN"
Picks 5 random letters of the alphabet that the member cannot use in a post. Given to annoying posters.
"STFU NOOB"
Whenever the member posts, his post is alerted to Assfacekillah and Superjude so they can come and flame him. Given to annoying newbies.
"STFU RUDY"
Whenever the member posts, and is clearly a ghost, his post is alerted to Superjude then his post in the thread alerts all members then the ghost is 10x more likely to be seen by mods and banned.
"I'm too much of a page 20 deputy bitch"
Member cannot bump threads beyond page 10 of any forum.
People most likely to get it:
Page20DeputyBitch
"Edited and owned by Zeep"
Whenever member starts a thread, it gets edited to "I fondle squirrels" or "I eat paste" as the thread title.
"Needs to STFU"
Whenever member posts, his post is fixed to size one font.
