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Syoma		#461	[-]
Posts: 2584 (05/15/09 10:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You: How should I kill my self: Gunshot or poison? Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: How should I kill my self: Gunshot or poison? You: I want to die Stranger: wer u from? You: The loneliest place in the world Stranger: I from china You: 你好 Stranger: that not chinese? You: 仅耍笑
kira		#462	[-]
Posts: 41 (05/15/09 10:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ahh i just read this... JasonSiskaLulz you're funny :)
sadllama		#463	[-]
Posts: 6315 (05/15/09 10:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I really can't wait for the amy vs. kira war that will surely result from this.
Syoma		#464	[-]
Posts: 2587 (05/15/09 10:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Qué carajo estás haciendo aquí, lárgate cabrón! Stranger: fuck u You: te voy a matar Stranger: ur mother not mine You: morir es vivir morir es vivir! Cabron! You: Mi onijar contigo! Stranger: please dude You: bastardo! Stranger: speak in english You: Lord Saddler! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
chuckiecheeze		#465	[-]
Posts: 1 (05/15/09 10:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<stranger> You live in that fictional northern place up there? <you> I am Canajun!!!
chuckiecheeze		#466	[-]
Posts: 2 (05/15/09 10:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pseudo Propaganda wrote: Ugh no thanks. I don't even like chatting with people I know And we live in the same house, dammit!
NakedWench		#467	[-]
Posts: 1292 (05/15/09 11:08 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hella Stranger: How 's your day my friend?? You: my day was long but has a good ending You: how is your day? Stranger: So where are you from.. seeems from the other end of the globe Stranger: My day has just started You: I am in middle America USA Stranger: Oh... WOW what is your name oh greatamerican?? You: lol, I am Karen. it is near midnight on Friday 5/15 here You: where are you? Stranger: So.please don't tell methat you are gonna sleep... :) Stranger: What is your age Karen?? You: no I don't sleep this early. I am mid age. in my 40s Stranger: Wow greattt.... Stranger: I'm just a small boyyyyyy Stranger: I'm 18 You: whay are you small? are you a mini? Stranger: and I'm a very good friend of Karen Stranger: Oh nooooooo Stranger: I'm 6'0 Stranger: I meant that I'm small when compared to you Stranger: :) Stranger: What do you do Karen?? You: I work in customer service. providing service to people who need assistance in obtaining unemployment benefits You: that is my job. for the rest....I write and paint and garden Stranger: Wow, do you have kids?? You: no kids Stranger: You aren't married?? You: no I am not married You: what the diff? Stranger: Well I'm sorry if hat was personal...... Stranger: Hmmmm..... Stranger: But you should marry a man right.... You: I was married once. to a very bad man. Stranger: I mean he 'll act as a support for U Stranger: U for him Stranger: hmmm Stranger: I'm sorry Stranger: ... Stranger: You left him Stranger: right?? You: Yes. I left. He went to prison. Stranger: You live alone Stranger: ?? You: Yes, I lilve alone with my pets Stranger: Neverthless Karen you might be having some very good friends.. you can't say no.. for you atyleast one very good friend and that's me:) You: I have no problem saying no when it is the thing to say You: I don't count stranger as friends. you might say I am anti social. or in least apathethic. Stranger: Noo... Stranger: I know that.... Stranger: I understand..... But you know what... I treat everyone as my friend.. . You: becauswe you are a friendly person You: that is because you have a kind heart Stranger: You know what Karen.... you'll have a very good life Stranger: Just listen to a few words I say You: ok Stranger: The law that is governing this world is the LAW OF ATTRACTION Stranger: Let me throw some light on that Stranger: WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU ATTRACT.... Stranger: This universe so not compute the words of negation like no do not don't not Stranger: Whenever you are saying that you don't want a bad life Stranger: The universe is taking "You want a bad life" Stranger: Think of what you want.. not what you don't want Stranger: The mightiest power of universe will deliver it to you Stranger: .. Stranger: Do three things Stranger: 1.)ASK Stranger: Ask what you want... Stranger: If you do that.. Stranger: you did the first step perfecty Stranger: Whom to ask is.. Ask yourself.. Stranger: 2.) VISUALISE Stranger: Now think that what you are asking has already reached you... Stranger: Thinking in this way.. will assign that to you.. THE MIGHTIEST POWER DO THIS Stranger: It is done by the genie of the universe saying "Your WISH IS MY COMMAND" Stranger: In this process.. if you "Oh fuck I'll not be able to do this I don't want this bad situation" Stranger: The genie neglects the negation words and says "Your WISH IS MY COMMAND" You: I usually skip the asking and visualizing and just take what I want. The universe is lucky to have me. Fear is an illusion. Stranger: The third step is exactly what you describe... Stranger: 3.) Recieve Stranger: and yit is done automatically.. if you do the first two steps... You: Yes Stranger: Hey Karen do you wanna see me Stranger: ?? You: why would you want to ASK that? You: are you VISUALIZING? You: what do you really want? You: just take it and receive You: nothing is not an option Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GrenadeJumper85		#468	[-]
Posts: 10278 (05/15/09 11:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OH MAN!
NickF227		#469	[-]
Posts: 8952 (05/15/09 11:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: Hi. Stranger: How are you? You: I'm pretty good. You: You? Stranger: I'm fine!! Stranger: Where are you from Stranger: ? You: USA. Stranger: =) You: Pennsylvania... You: You? Stranger: Nice! Pittsburgh? Stranger: Brazil You: Yep, I live it a bit up from Pittsburg. You: Ooh, Brazil. You: Exotic. Stranger: haha.. yeah, i guess... You: So what are you doing? Stranger: nothing... i should go to sleep, i have to work in the morning haha Stranger: u? You: On a Saturday? You: Nothning really, jsut got back from a party... Stranger: yeah... I teach English You: Oh, no wonder your English is so good. You: I speak some Spanish, but no English Stranger: Oh, thank you =)) You: How old are you? Stranger: 20, and u? You: 15. Stranger: =) You: where do you teach? like a school? Stranger: yeah Stranger: they teach english and spanish Stranger: (No, we don't speak Spanish) haha You: I know, lol You: Back a bit I said I speak Spanish, no English, I meant Portugeuse You: lol. <_<<br /> Stranger: haha =) Your conversational partner has disconnected. What a weirdo.
sadllama		#470	[-]
Posts: 6316 (05/15/09 11:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: ㅍ Stranger: ㅍ Stranger: ㅍmy penis is greatmy penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great Stranger: my penis is great You: wait Stranger: my penis is greatmy penis is great
NickF227		#471	[-]
Posts: 8953 (05/15/09 11:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny girl? You: ...Yes. Stranger: asl You: 18/f/USA You: u? Stranger: 19 m australia You: Oh, Aussie are so fucking hot. You: <3 Stranger: wanna see my cock You: Yep. <3 Stranger: i can send u a pic if you can send me pic of u r tits You: You first. Stranger: nah Stranger: u first You: How do I know you'll show me your dick? Stranger: u have to beleive me You: Kay. You: Wait a minute. You: Here they are..... You: insert google'd link of blonde chick on a webcam You: Now you. Stranger: give me a sez Stranger: sec Stranger: taken 5 minutes ago Stranger: insert skinny guy with nice pegs but hairy arms and legs holding his kinda small small with the head being oddly elevated above the shaft. No face to make fun of. You: Aw damn, thats hot. You: Oh yeah. You: Actually, this isn't as fun as I thought it would be. That pic wasn't me, I'm a 15 year old gay male, you have a small ass dig and it has a weird bump, and you need to work on your thighs. You: KTHNXBAI! You: dick* You: .... You: Someone is slower than I thought. You: You probably killed yourself. You: says a few words You: He was a great, small dicked man who killed himself since he accidentally became a pedophile. You: May he rest in peace and avoid the flames of Hell. You: Maybe he can get a tan on his pasty chest. You: ... You: oh yeah, def killed himself. You have disconnected. lolz. About 5 minutes passed when I put just a '...'.
Mrpoopypants		#472	[-]
Posts: 864 (05/15/09 11:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ok I seen this thread and read some peoples chats .. didnt really wanna do it ..,.got bored and did and I almost ended up on dateline nbc! what the hell ! 2224 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Hey ! Thank God you are here ! Stranger: Why? You: I need help .. I think I killed my wife ! You: what should I do? Stranger: Frame it on someone Stranger: destroy the evidence You: Thats a great Idea ! You: I have always hated my brother Jason Stranger: lol You: he is a real sob and no one would care if he went away ... Stranger: is he a serial killer? You: no .... he is a random willy nilly kinda killer Stranger: lol\ You: he craxy Stranger: is he hxc? You: lol You: I dunno whta hxc means ... Stranger: hardcore You: Oic ... You: no hes very mild mannered .. You: he stutters ... You: I cant stand him .. Stranger: and killllllllllllllllllllllllllllls Stranger: kill him You: yeah hes a murderer now .. You: I will probably have to testify against him You: I cant wait .. You: lol You: I cant kill him .. You: he would stutter so bad yelling arrr ar ar a rrr a r arrrghhhhh You: it would take forever Stranger: lol Stranger: but girls like killers You: they do? Stranger: Yeah~ You: oh wow youre right! You: all those death row *@##% getting weird fans ... You: odd.. Stranger: yeha You: I dont want those kinda girls .. You: do u chat with strangers on omegle a lot ? Stranger: yeah You: i just heard of it Stranger: It's fun talking to random guys You: oic You: dont they all just ask the same thing ?" Stranger: not really Stranger: I just talk to the indifferent ones You: LOL so .. I am different :) yaayyyy You: will u be my Omegle BFF :) Stranger: Okay Stranger: How old are you? You: I am 44 Stranger: lol sure You: I am You: dont pay any attention to my childish wit :) You: how old are u ? Stranger: but i'm 16, and that makes you old D: You: I am old You: I haver ties that are 16 years old Stranger: lol Stranger: What do you look like Mr. 44-year-old Stranger: i'll show you me! You: I cant be looking at 16 year old girls .. You: there has to be a law LOL You: Please be careful online K :) You: take care Stranger: okay Stranger: ? You have disconnected.
underYa		#473	[-]
Posts: 798 (05/16/09 12:21 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I stole this idea from someone here.. can't remember who it was, but it was funny.. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18 female wanting to bloe You: hi Stranger: blow* You: thats hot.. where are you? Stranger: miami florida Stranger: you? You: in the states? + + + + omegle Staff: Due to persistent complaints, your IP has been recorded, and your chats are now being monitored for further abuse (Status: pending investigation) + + + + Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Pnada Bear		#474	[-]
Posts: 132 (05/16/09 12:53 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You: IS THIS THE CELINE DION FAN CLUB? Stranger: umm..no You: ....? You: this is the link they sent me You: why is your username stranger? You: thats kinda creative. Stranger: well Stranger: this sitre was created so peopleall over the world cantalk 2 eachother You: yes, I know that. its where they are holding the celine dion fan club meeting. Stranger: without knowing their names You: i was told that. You: I cant miss her announcement of her limited edition concert dvd You: wait. IS THIS LORI? You: you prankster! You: hahahaha! Stranger: dubass
Paris Hilton		#475	[-]
Posts: 6212 (05/16/09 1:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Do I have your permission to paste this conversation onto SurvivorSucks.com? Stranger: no You: bitch You have disconnected.
omgwtflol		#476	[-]
Posts: 2 (05/16/09 4:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	this thread is a fukkin riot! some of you had me LOL for realz!
NlGHTCRAWLER		#477	[-]
Posts: 21495 (05/16/09 8:18 AM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sadllama wrote: I really can't wait for the amy vs. kira war that will surely result from this. Epic.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#478	[-]
Posts: 6383 (05/16/09 11:15 AM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is strangely addicting Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi there! You: Well hello! Stranger: Where are you from Stranger: ? You: well, see, mommy and daddy loved each other very much You: one day daddy gave mommy a special hug Stranger: what the fuck is this? You: it's a chat window Stranger: i asked you Stranger: where are you from? You: the same place most people are from Stranger: well. earth? You: didn't your mother ever teach you about the birds and the bees? You: you don't know where babies come from? Stranger: what are you talking about? You: reproduction Stranger: your mom's stomach? You: very good Stranger: Don't fuck with me faggot You: well, I would have to be a faggot in order to fuck with you. But since I'm a girl - I guess I could get a strap-on You: if that's what you're into Stranger: heh... Stranger: if you say like that one more time. i will definitely fuck you up Stranger: understood? You: like that? You: so... are you going to say mean words to me on a screen and make me cry? Stranger: like fucking faggot, damn You: because that would be HORRIBLE Stranger: knock it off Stranger: are you guy or girl? Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: and where are you from god damn it? You: I think when I said "since I'm a girl" it would imply female You: you're very forceful You: you seem angry for some reason You: is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? You: I'm here for you Stranger: are you doctor or something? You: If that's a multiple choice question, I'm going to have to go with "something" Stranger: let me ask you something Stranger: how old are you? You: 7 Stranger: you think that's funny? You: you're not exactly overburdened with intellectual acumen, are you Stranger: well i'm not english user Stranger: that means i can't speak english well. You: good. The english hate to be used Stranger: 난 한국인이라고 씨발년아 Stranger: you know what i'm saying? You: and yet you're quite proficient at the use of "faggot" insults Stranger: that was joke You: Ah. A funny haha. You: As a difficulty Korean seed foot year Oh Stranger: i dunno what you sayin' You: that was what you wrote up there. I don't think babblefish is your friend Stranger: babbelfish? Stranger: you mean transfer machine? You: yes, exactly You: you're very astute You: so where did you learn English - colloquialism school? Stranger: negative Stranger: self teaching You: it's amazing how quickly you went from fluent english to fractured engrish once it was determined that you're kind of a retard Stranger: exactly You: You should fire your teacher You: maybe a public caning is in order Stranger: that means - Stranger: my english is really bad Stranger: is that's right? You: Your english started out fine You: when you were calling me a fucking faggot and threatening to fuck me up You: and demanding to know my physical location Stranger: hey man that was slut joke You: I'm starting to think you are not a very pleasant person You: are you a stalker? Stranger: stalker Stranger: lol. You: maybe a serial killer You: you do kind of have that serial killer look around the eyes You: What do you do with the bodies? You: are you a "bury them in the basement" kind of guy or do you like to make lampshades from their skin? Stranger: i fuck the bodies Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You: ah, a necropheliac You: doesn't that get kind of smelly after a while? Stranger: fuck off, buddy. i'm tired of your retardess Your conversational partner has disconnected.
codayoda1221		#479	[-]
Posts: 3284 (05/16/09 11:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is...interesting....is everyone from China? I wonder when one suckster is going to meet another suckster...hmm..
Kimbob the Magnificent		#480	[-]
Posts: 6385 (05/16/09 11:56 AM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OK I think this was my favorite so far: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY; You: FETAL PIG! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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