Shyster wrote:
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/kelly-clarkson-looks-good/
Kelly Clarkson Looks Good
She closed with Paradise by the Dashboard Light
lol that one was pretty good
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Posts: 6096 (05/14/09 10:35 PM) Registered User |
She closed with Paradise by the Dashboard Light lol that one was pretty good |
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Posts: 1390 (05/14/09 10:47 PM) Registered user |
Yelly's getting desperate, now trying to put some frills in her outfits to try to detract from her waistline once more!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/kelly_clarkson/because_of_food-05112009.php Because Of Food... pic
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...I never stray too far from the refrigerator...oh wait...those aren't the lyrics! Though at this point, they might as well be. And no, this picture was NOT stretched in Photoshop. Holy guacamole! Kelly, where do we even begin. You are a phenomenal singer, you won the first season of American Idol and now you look like you could be Kirstie Alley's sidekick in that new weight loss show she's supposedly pitching to the networks. What happened?! I mean, you were never a stick, but geez! |
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She sure is popular. 
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Posts: 19617 (05/14/09 11:07 PM) Registered user |
Kelly sounded awesome on Ellen today and was so cute in her interview.
I definitely noticed the extra poundage but whatever, she still looks good and she's obviously happy so I don't see what the fuck the problem is. |
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Posts: 2643 (05/14/09 11:26 PM) Registered user |
quickstart wrote:
Well deserved and long overdue. I hardly, if ever post in the Cunty Underwood thread yet all the Cunty tards are in this thread like flies attracted to horse shit. ETA: Yelly's album sold 44,000 copies worldwide this week and is now standing at 938,000 copies sold worldwide. *Commence the fat jokes about the world's best selling idol!* LoL
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MakePaulaCry wrote: |
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Posts: 2647 (05/15/09 12:47 AM) Registered user |
Go fuck yourself.
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Posts: 1296 (05/15/09 12:49 AM) Registered user |
I didn't think so.
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Posts: 2648 (05/15/09 12:50 AM) Registered user |
I'm sure you could post a link Robbin, you probably knew how much it sold worldwide this week before any of us fans did.
PS. Go fuck yourself. |
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Posts: 1297 (05/15/09 12:55 AM) Registered user |
MakePaulaCry wrote: No I don't and neither do you unless you think that Miss Cleo of the world wide sales blog has magic guessing powers. You make an ass of yourselves every time you post that shit. |
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Posts: 2649 (05/15/09 1:03 AM) Registered user |
^^^ How ironic.
PS. Don't go fuck yourself. Take a long leap off a short pier. Thx |
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Posts: 7823 (05/15/09 4:37 AM) I need a life |
RobbinAmber wrote: Hey, I bet grumpy can give you the source she apparently knows the world wide stats of every artist around...hell she just quoted some crazy ass world sales stats for Katy Perry and Lady Gaga a few days ago in order to prove how much better they were doing than Kelly.
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ETA: Yelly's album sold 44,000 copies worldwide this week and is now standing at 938,000 copies sold worldwide. *Commence the fat jokes about the world's best selling idol!* LoL She only sold 20,000 copies outside of the U.S. last week? Kind of shitty for an "international superstar". |
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Looks like I have new avatar material...
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grumpypuppy wrote:guess it could've been worse...she could've sold 12K outside the U.S like Nickleback
kellulite wrote: oh no....please don't change your avi...it cracks me up everytime I see it. edited so Grumpy can understand her own logic
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guess it could've been worse...she could've sold 12K worldwide like Nickleback I thought that Nickelback sold 28,000 in the U.S. last week. There's no way they only sold 12K worldwide unless the world doesn't include the U.S. in your eyes. They are well over 3 million albums sold now with this 6 month old album. Yay Nickelback! |
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ETA: Yelly's album sold 44,000 copies worldwide this week and is now standing at 938,000 copies sold worldwide. *Commence the fat jokes about the world's best selling idol!* LoL thanks mpc. Has Clay Aiken even sold 44 thousand cds in the U.S. total with his new cd? |
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Posts: 436 (05/15/09 8:01 AM) |
pictures from the radio station of Kelly from last night
http://www.kdwb.com/cc-co...lay.html?album_id=178385 27 through 32 and number 38 are in regards to Kelly. |
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grumpypuppy wrote: they sold 28K in the US and 12K in the rest of the world you fucking MORON! my god, you can't even follow your own fucking logic can you? otherwise
that would mean you weren't counting the 24K that Kelly sold in the U.S. when you made the stupid "wow 20K? that's not very impressive for an
international superstar"
EPIC FAIL FOR YOU GRUMPS. and wow....Nickleback is a HUGE worldwide rock band and they've only sold a little over a million world wide? shit.... sale really are down aren't they? but I will say if we're YAYing for Nickelbacks 3 million in 6 months *including holiday shopping* we are double YAYing for Kelly's almost million sold in the last 9 weeks!! WOOT WOOT!!!
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She only sold 20,000 copies outside of the U.S. last week? Kind of shitty for an "international superstar".What should I say here? You're a fucking moron or something like that. and wow....Nickleback is a HUGE worldwide rock band and they've only sold a little over a million world wide? shit.... sale really are down aren't they? Album sales maybe. I don't think Nickelback is worrying too much since they are in the midst of a 72 date tour with the album and grossing in the neighbourhood of $800K a night.
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» kennyshell said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:44 }
Yikes…my dick just went limp and I don't even have one.
» Don Orsillo said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:54 }
I was wondering why they only show her from the neck up in her music videos. damn
» thepain said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:39 }
Since you've been gone. all she has done is eat
» Bruschimancrush said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:10 }
Is that really her, it doesn't even look like her (or what i think she looks like).
seems like a drastic change… im gonna have to research
» NorthShore said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:12 }
She closed with Paradise by the Dashboard Light
» Mississippi Leghound said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:22 }
I wanna write on that beached whale with sidewalk chalk.
» kennyshell said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:57 }
NorthShore…that was classic. Well done.
» Beantownluv said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:02 }
Is that her, seriously. WOW. Tip top physical condition.
» danrathers said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:24 }
no dirty dag on it?
» TeamFingerBlast said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:29 }
That is not her
» pick master said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:04 }
Adam Lambert, this is your future.
» JBallz said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:48 }
I would hate to be the keyboard player, he's got the worst view on stage!
» 8 Rules of Carney said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:43 }
WTF?! Why would you do that?! She was fugly when she was supposed to be hot.
» Boston Geoff said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:15 }
janis joplin look a like?
» NotSoNiceLady said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:59 }
Couldn't have said it better myself Kennyshell!!
» OMurdah said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:10 }
God, she sucks.
» KuntFacePortnoy said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:26 }
Monday Monday la la la la la.
» Ron Mexico said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:58 }
It looks like she ate Meatloaf while Meatloaf was eating a meatloaf
» kilrain said: { May 14, 2009 - 03:05:27 }
It's a circus. Elephant legs on a midget-clown face
(More fun at the above link)