It never fails; when Simon says "The song was bad" and the contestant says "I dont care what you say, I was having fun" they always go
home. Thanks for being smug, dead wife guy!
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Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever
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Penalty Shot |
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Posts: 1289 (05/14/09 7:39 AM) Registered user |
One of these things is not like the others.... 2 are in the Finals and 1 is not, sorry Danny Jesus simply loves Adam and Kris more than you. |
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bhilliard |
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Posts: 249 (05/14/09 7:53 AM) Registered User |
Kris and Adam do look like the cool kids in school with their matching nail polish ; and then there is Danny going "Excuse me Miss Kara, They aren't
sharing their polish with me!!"
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 32892 (05/14/09 7:56 AM) Registered user |
Today is the first day of Danny Gokey's life as the LOSER OF AMERICAN IDOL.
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Posts: 28545 (05/14/09 8:00 AM) |
You know, in the end, I ended up liking Danny as much as I did during his audition. He was pretty gracious about his exit.
Admit it, you're all going to miss him. And for not so old time's sake: |
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Posts: 5318 (05/14/09 8:01 AM) Registered User |
highwind44029 wrote:Could you please post this one more time? |
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Posts: 1 (05/14/09 8:04 AM) |
Can anyone give me a link to the video of Gokey's elimination and send off? I missed it last night and can't live without seeing his smarmy ass get
sent packing. ;)
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Posts: 78 (05/14/09 8:10 AM) |
Penalty Shot wrote: AMEN lol lol lol |
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Posts: 1065 (05/14/09 8:17 AM) |
WHOO HOO!!
I got home just for the last 10 minutes of the show...which were obviously the BEST 10 minutes of the show! YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Best final 2 ever and my favorite elimination of all time!!! No one deserved it more than you, Gokey! I will still never understand for all the judges complaints about karaoke, cruise ship and theme park singers, wanting artistry, etc. why they ever picked Gokey as their horse in this race. Seriously...all of his performances were not artistic, were completely karaoke and cruise ship, not to mention often flat and raspy. He has zero breath support. And, he's just creepy and awkward on the stage. And smug and incoherent off the stage. I will just never get it. The bad news is we'll have to hear from Gokey again during the finale. The good news is that will probably be the last time I'll ever have to hear from him again. |
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Posts: 1379 (05/14/09 8:23 AM) |
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: This echo chamber of non-stop screaming has got to be the closest approximation of the sound of hell that has ever been created on earth. |
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Posts: 191 (05/14/09 8:32 AM) |
I watched his AI Extra interviews. It's interesting that twice he said '10 months ago I was standing at my wife's casket'
So as soon as he's no longer a contestant, he brings it up. I believe someone was telling him not to bring it up during the show. Clearly he would have beaten us over the head with it the whole time he was on, IMO. I wonder if that would have gotten him voted off sooner or kept him in even longer. And Kara and Paula can choke to death. Their shock and tear.s after he was voted off were shameful. He. was. not. that. good. |
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Posts: 5554 (05/14/09 8:37 AM) Registered user |
That reunion with his "friend" Jamar, was way too gay even for me. If one of them had an egg cell when they were reunited, they would have spawned a
devil child.
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Posts: 2220 (05/14/09 8:45 AM) Registered user |
I didn't watch any of this season because I didn't really like any of the people very much but I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad to hear this douche bag lost!
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 5320 (05/14/09 9:05 AM) Registered User |
NeonTetra67 wrote:they just held each other.... |
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Posts: 127 (05/14/09 9:38 AM) |
HAYL YES!!! Don't let the door smack your ass on the way out, Chokey. And don't let the casket slam down on your fat fingers, either.
Okay I was going to type more but the montage of 3 screaming Gokeys in the "previous posts in this thread" below this box are making me want to crash my head through a window. |
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Posts: 32898 (05/14/09 9:43 AM) Registered user |
To get so close and then fail -- well, that's an insult to everything he's about. The church, the wife, the dancing -- all of it was essentially a
waste of fucking time for everybody. His victory didn't materialize. He will make one modestly successful Christian album; it may even earn a myrrh album
for selling more than 5,000 copies. And then -- back to obscurity, where he will have to drum up some new scheme for shameless fame.
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Posts: 11236 (05/14/09 10:03 AM) The Real American Psycho |
Just watched AI Extra, god he's a fucking douche.
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Posts: 24583 (05/14/09 10:27 AM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru
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Posts: 19609 (05/14/09 10:44 AM) Registered user |
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
For such a shitty season it's the first time I've actually liked both contestants in the F2 and it's all thanks to Gokey finally getting the fuck out. Thank you for sucking, being a smarmy douche, over pimped, pimping out your dead wife and making people hate you and all your other crappy qualities. Thank you for losing Danny Gokey, you brought it on yourself and I am so proud of you. |
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Posts: 2370 (05/14/09 10:49 AM) Registered User |
I didn't think the Crusty Ballsack's boot would be as satisfying as I had anticipated . . . until I saw Kara's fart face and then heard the outrage
of my coworkers this morning.
This is truly a glorious day.
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