Omnipponit wrote:
then there was a crosseyed guy that musta weighed 350 coming right for me.
Well DUH, to me it looked like I was going away from you.
you and your icee were coming right AT me
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things less scary than walmart on a friday evening
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Posts: 32325 (05/08/09 8:18 PM) Sexy asshole |
you and your icee were coming right AT me
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 5640 (05/08/09 8:20 PM) Registered User
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I'm totally bummed, I thought I had two icee's!
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survivorjb2003 |
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Posts: 6910 (05/08/09 9:20 PM) Hellooooo Nurse |
Everytime I go into Wal-Mart, I feel as if someone has peed directly on me.
In fact, the latter may actually be more pleasant. They are the ONLY place around me that sells my contact lens solution so I try and go in the morning right when they open or right before they close so there aren't a lot of rednecks there. |
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1790 (05/08/09 9:20 PM) Registered user |
Heh. I just got back from Walmart. I went to buy lawn fertilizer so I could spread it first thing tomorrow.
Fool that I am, I assumed nobody would be in Walmart on a Friday night. I paid a heavy price for my ignorance and I will be scarred for life. But my lawn will look good. Edited to add I saw a guy there with cankles that must have been a foot in diameter. ::shivers:: |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 4652 (05/08/09 9:31 PM) |
Pahrump Mania wrote:
All these people around me are FREAKS! Not me though. I'm only here because of extreme unforeseen circumstances beyond my control. |
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Posts: 5446 (05/08/09 9:43 PM) Registered User |
Hey dmb, I can't believe we're almost twinsies! Mom asked if I wanted to go to Wal*Mart today since the weather was so nice. She hadn't been there
for about a year. And you know those elastic waisted pants... she decided not to get any this time, but looked at them. It was her first shopping trip since
her illnesses last summer so she tired out just looking around. My nephew was coming to pick us up in a little while, so I sat her down at the Subway and got
her an Iceee (Blue Raspberry).
I really hate shopping there, but it's the closest big box store to our home. And they sell Ranch popcorn seasoning. |
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Posts: 8092 (05/08/09 10:23 PM) Registered User |
Walmart is amazing at about 5am on a Sunday. It is clean, quiet and all the shelves are stocked and everything. I learned this when we did the camp-out thing
in front of Best Buy to get a Wii back when Wii's were scarce. Walmart was the closest warm place with a bathroom. I got a lot of Christmas shopping that
morning. Also, the lady in front of me saw my sweatshirt and said she went to that same university. Educated people shop at 5 am on a Sunday.
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 1238 (05/08/09 10:36 PM) |
maybe. but smart people are still sleeping and then shopping on amazon ;)
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Posts: 34 (05/08/09 10:39 PM) |
There is a special breed of people that shows up on Friday night, though. I just got back. I couldn't believe people were carrying their sleeping
toddlers into the store as I was heading out at about 11:30 p.m. I guess that was better than leaving them at home or in the car.
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Posts: 5064 (05/09/09 12:11 AM) Not what you think |
Wal-mart is the social capital of the county on Friday nights here, esp. after a football game. It doesn't clear out on Friday nights until after midnight,
here Tuesday after 11 is the best night.
I did have a rather large woman in a muu-muu try and befriend me in line one night, she invited me to come sit on one of the benches and read magazines with her so I didn't have to buy them. |
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Posts: 1778 (05/09/09 1:40 AM) |
I don't live near a Wal-Mart and rarely go there, so I feel that I miss the pure Wal-Mart Experience.
However, 7-11 between midnight and 1 AM = the bar from "Star Wars". |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 26825 (05/09/09 4:22 AM) put Angel in the corner
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CBRetriever wrote: People actually buy steaks from WalMart? ewwww Walmart is amazing at about 5am on a Sunday. It is clean, quiet and all the shelves are stocked and everything.You're right. I went at the crack of dawn last year to get my kid's Wii for Christmas. The only problem with the nice and neatness is they still don't have enough employees at that hour and you gotta wait in line for the one cashier they have working.
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05/09/09 4:25 AM.
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Posts: 9867 (05/09/09 6:11 AM) Annoying sports freak |
My wife had a horrible shopping experience a couple of weeks ago involving lots of waiting in a slow line and a poorly trained cashier who spoke little, if
any, English. She filled out a complaint on walmart.com and earlier this week she got a $50 walmart gift card in the mail.
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SmalltownBoy |
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Posts: 5521 (05/09/09 6:38 AM) Registered user |
Stud Muffin wrote: I would gladly trade all of my Walmart experiences for your time in NYC. |
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iltwaaf |
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Posts: 788 (05/09/09 7:35 AM) |
The last time I went to Walmart all I saw were pregnant welfare queens talking loudly to their bastard kids.
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worstdog |
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Posts: 4102 (05/09/09 7:36 AM) Registered user |
I just bought a bunch of flowers at our Walmart yesterday. For a change, they were fully stocked and they had an outside cashier so I didn't even have to
go inside! A good Walmart experience...vs. 10,000 smelly ones.
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spragenspelt |
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Posts: 2657 (05/09/09 9:49 AM) Registered User |
I got a $50 gift certificate from Xmas that I finally decided to use there a few weeks ago. I got paper towels and in the aisle some giant creature was about
to decapitate her offspring or swallow them whole. Then I asked one of the worker zombies if they had those mats that go under your computer chair and of
course they do not carry such a thing
 And damn trying not to make physical contact with the unsavory masses there is near impossible! They come
barreling out of nowhere walking in zigzag formations. It is like an obstacle course.
This one also has one of those stuffed animal cranes at the front, and one other time I went in there were this old couple playing and they literally had plastic bags completely FILLED with their winnings. Poor grandkids. |
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kooyah |
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Posts: 4863 (05/09/09 9:57 AM) |
Oh whatever. Going to Wal-Mart isn't a big deal at all. I've been to Targets that were worse than any Wal-Mart I've visited.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 27067 (05/09/09 10:15 AM) MESS member |
umm, trixie, the grocery shopping/steaks thing was meant for the things less scary part of the post - I don't live near one of the Walmarts that sells
groceries
we go to the HEB (pronounced heeb) |
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Posts: 2006 (05/09/09 1:55 PM) |
Our Wal-Mart held us hostage last night! There was a tornado coming and they wouldn't let us out.
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