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Coach and Assistant Coach
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 Torchflame |
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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Posts: 1191 (05/08/09 6:14 AM) |
what a loser. hes to pathetic to hate at this point
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hagiz1 |
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Posts: 674 (05/08/09 6:15 AM) |
I think Coach and his brother often have a cockfight in deciding who's more delusional. That's why Coach wouldn't want his brother to be there to
overshadow his awesomeness.
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 8462 (05/08/09 7:36 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
They are hard working real coaches.
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 10248 (05/08/09 7:44 AM) Registered User |
Hey guys, I think Big Coach enjoys getting reamed in the ass by Little Coach's little dick!
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 991 (05/08/09 7:46 AM) |
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the assistant coach. Only Coach...
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wmdaggie |
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Posts: 2143 (05/08/09 7:56 AM) |
THE IDIOT HAS A SAMURAI SWORD IN HIS HOUSE?
Makes me think of the two 'tards who got in a sword fight up in the Northeast and killed a woman who got between them. I am leaning toward a crew plant with this guy. Aren't alot of them Australian? I know most of the Medical team is and this guy talks with an Ausie accent with a little retard thrown in. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 629 (05/08/09 7:59 AM) |
I never even thought of that ...I imagine at the start they get a few choices of people for a visit ... Coach probably omitted anyone that wouldnt say
exactly what he wanted them to say ...what a loser this guy is .. I dont feel sorry for him NO more.
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 634 (05/08/09 8:30 AM) |
Can ya see these two getting ready to go out on a saturday night .. poppin their collars ... coach is like " hey your better bring a condom you know we
are gonna get lucky tonight" then little coach checks his wallet for that condom hes been carrying since 1992. imagine the convos they have .
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cabanachat |
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Posts: 3049 (05/08/09 9:08 AM) Registered User |
My favorite's when he said Coach was on a "different mental plane" than the rest of us.
He's as transparently insincere as a Republican talking head, and makes just as little sense (and may well be an actor who laughed himself silly the moment the cameras stopped rolling). He's clearly got his talking points that have to be made and his circular reasoning to get to them is totally in Coach-speak. How many times could he tout this liar's "honesty" and repeat how people are compelled to follow him due to his superior nature? Coach may think he's another Jim Jones, but ain't nobody drinkin' that Kool-Aid but this dumb fuck. Fictional or otherwise. |
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Craptaculous |
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Posts: 643 (05/08/09 9:10 AM) Registered User |
That HAS to be Didler. Has to be.
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Etxeverria |
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Posts: 650 (05/08/09 9:17 AM) Registered User |
I was also shocked to see that Coach had no girlfriend or a close relative, at least JT had a little cow come see him. I know guys like coach at my gym, the
type that think they are smarter than they are and therefore think everyone else is not as bright as them. I feel really good putting those guys in their place
as their intellectual knowledge is so little it does not take much to embarrass them.
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Dr Wilbur J Chucklebutt |
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Posts: 109 (05/08/09 9:22 AM) |
Etxeverria wrote: THIS is why I can't visit Sucks when I'm at work. I'm laughing my ass off and everyone walking past my office door is asking me why. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 638 (05/08/09 9:23 AM) |
Craptaculous wrote: I thought that too !!! |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 639 (05/08/09 9:25 AM) |
Dr Wilbur J Chucklebutt wrote: Tell them you installed cameras in the bathroom last week and you are watching them drop a duece on youtube right now... |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6385 (05/08/09 9:58 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SurvivorArctic wrote:
Mark Burnett to the Boom-Mike guy: "Listen man, no one showed up. We don't want to public feeling bad for this guy, do we? Can you just pretend to be his friend?" Boom-Mike Guy: "Hell no! He's a douche and people will think I KNOW HIM! I am out here in this thousand degree heat holding this stupid pole and now you want me to........" Burnett cuts him off: "Do you want your job?" Boom-Mike Guy: "Not that bad!" Burnett: :::pleading:::: "I'l give you $10,000 to do this. Boom-Mike Guy: "OK" |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6386 (05/08/09 9:59 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Mrpoopypants wrote:
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 643 (05/08/09 10:01 AM) |
Boom guy : "did you seeee the freaky shit he was doing to me ! I will never live this down" Burnett: " good job and we'll get ya that 10 grand in survivor merch soon" Boom Guy : " wtf Nooooo He he touched me in weird ways ... he made me say a bunch of shit that made him come off as cool you said 10000 not 10000 in merch!" Burnett : " we'll discuss this later Im a very busy man " |
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 226 (05/08/09 10:08 AM) |
What a freakin' HOOT!! Douchetard can't convince ANYONE other than this little worshipper to visit him, even with a free trip to Brazil thrown in??
This should be the absolute final evidence that this man is one of the single most ridiculous individuals ever.
"They call me the Dragon Slayer, 'cause I slay all the dragons!" He sounds like a nerdy little kid at some state-funded day camp for "special" children excitedly yammering on and on to the case worker investigating his parents for neglect. I ALMOST felt sorry for the bastard...almost! |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6387 (05/08/09 10:12 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Burnett: "Listen man- stop yer bitchin and read these cue cards Coach is holding up off camera!"
Boom-Mike guy: "CUE CARDS??! What the FUCK is this?! THIS WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!! Now I have to read some shit about swords and robes and prayers!!?" "I QUIT!!" Burnett: "DO IT or You'll never work in this town again!" BooM-Mike Guy: "I don't care! Fuck you!" Burnett: :::weary:::: "OK.....fine.....listen......I will give you $50,000 on top of the $10,000 to read the cue cards. Just use an accent. No one will no it's you." Boom Mike Guy: "OK" |
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