Oh...I am? I'd better make a note of that.
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dumb ass shit that comes with being a parent
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Posts: 25690 (05/01/09 9:17 PM) Registered user |
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Stud Muffin |
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Posts: 491 (05/01/09 9:17 PM) |
MILFs in heat
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Raaaaandy |
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Posts: 81 (05/01/09 9:18 PM) |
Do keep up, dear.
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Pahrump Mania |
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Posts: 3545 (05/02/09 12:57 AM) Registered user |
I'm seen Vets and their assistants call pet owners mom and dad, that makes me want to puke. Animals are never anyone's children.
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Cuntella |
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Posts: 199 (05/02/09 1:58 AM) |
I'd hate having to care about cars and shit because my youngling is into that shit ass movie called "Cars". I mean, what a waste of potential
interest, having your child be into a movie about TALKING CARS.
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Cuntella |
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Posts: 202 (05/02/09 2:09 AM) |
No, really, people buy shit for CHILDREN that has this on it-
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raa66 |
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Posts: 17626 (05/02/09 7:05 AM) Registered user |
Guilty as charged.
I introduce myself using my first name and if parents don't return the introduction with "Hi, I'm Sally, nice to meet you" I'm left feeling like using their first name is too forward, but Mrs. Jones seems cold when I'm taking care of their brand new baby in a NICU. So there are times I say Mom or Dad but I try to avoid it. I appreciate it when people do introduce themselves by their first names so I can call them that. I think most nurses just go right to the first name thing but that's not how I was taught so it feels awkward. |
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Alexander the Pretty Good |
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Posts: 15998 (05/02/09 7:09 AM) Registered user |
I had a boss who told me to hit on chicks with kids because you know they fuck. I learned a lot from him.
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trickmind |
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Posts: 1425 (05/02/09 7:11 AM) Dragonslayer |
Cuntella wrote: I've realised that one way to become a millionaire is to draw a cartoon of a vehicle and put a face on it and have it talk to other vehicles. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 19742 (05/02/09 7:12 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
They call you "mom" because if they called you "Mrs. Smith" (or whatever your kid's last name is) they are worried you'll snap and
say "I'm NOT Mrs. Smith, that bastard left me eight years ago when little Timmy was 2 for his fake titted receptionist and they took my house my BMW
and the dogs! I hate her so much that I called her mom's neighbor to see if they were there so I could go steal the dogs back and when I got there the dog
was in a crate and sitting in his own vomit, can you imagine?...." So yea, you're mom.
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SurvivorAko.survivorphilipp... |
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Posts: 477 (05/02/09 7:12 AM) |
Is it true that moms knows best? because I think my mom doesn't know it.
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TheCatcherInTheRye |
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Posts: 1263 (05/02/09 7:48 AM) Registered User |
It's tough these days with the crazed feminist bitches refusing to change their last namesHey! I belong to NO ONE. |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 8026 (05/02/09 8:41 AM) Registered User |
I think they say "mom" for the kid's sake. It's probably comforting or something, since the kid refers to you as mom.
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 11509 (05/02/09 8:59 AM) Registered user |
GoodNeighborgirl wrote: Or you go into a feminist fit about how you never changed your name because you're no ones property and your name was important too. |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 8029 (05/02/09 9:08 AM) Registered User |
Women who don't change their last names after marriage aren't necessarily feminists. If you have an established career where you are known by your maiden name, I can understand keeping it. A lot of actresses, doctors, lawyers, etc. do it. |
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NiceToAnimals |
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Posts: 11857 (05/02/09 9:08 AM) Registered User |
Calling you "mom" is not meant as an insult, in fact, many people like hearing the sound of it. Consider the source and the intent.
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phantom dook |
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Posts: 246 (05/02/09 9:39 AM) Registered user |
I am not insulted it just annoys the FUCK out of me.
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2manypixiestix |
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Posts: 14565 (05/02/09 9:47 AM) Registered user |
True story. I took my son (then 8) to get some stitches when he'd been hit by a rock, and the doctor said to me "we'll just put in a little
freezing, and fix him up, and he'll be good as new, mom." My kid looked at him, and said...she's not your mom too, is she?"
He also picked up on the "we'll" in his sentence and made some comment about not letting me near him with the needle, but that's another issue. |
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superguppie |
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Posts: 25692 (05/02/09 10:49 AM) Registered user |
Oh wow! Pixie! Hello!
Women who don't change their last names after marriage aren't necessarily feminists. If you have an established career where you are known by your maiden name, I can understand keeping it. A lot of actresses, doctors, lawyers, etc. do it. I know. I didn't change my name when I got married. At the same time, I don't care if people who I am meeting in the context of my children call me "mom" or Mrs. Kidslastname. |
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Magdalyn |
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Posts: 8446 (05/02/09 11:08 AM) Registered User |
I didn't change mine. At least not legally. I'm too lazy. People can call me whichever they like.
The first time I heard someone say "freezing" here in Canada I was at the dentist and they said they were going to freeze me. I was like, "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???! NO!!" Then she brought out the needle and I thought.... oh. The anesthetic. God. I'm not 5. But it turns out that everyone calls it that here. Cute. I guess. |
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