Coachebag...Douche Bag for All Seasons

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BortBort		#4181	[-]
Posts: 843 (05/01/09 3:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach is the worst contestant of all time on what is shaping to be the worst season of all time. Fuck all of them.
MikeHaggarKJ		#4182	[-]
Posts: 1092 (05/01/09 4:54 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ok so we all know that coach is a mythomaniac who doesnt realize that hes lying when it comes to his stories, but is he so stupid that he doesnt realize that hes lying when it comes to the old timbira alliance business? discuss. also this episode was terrible, more predictable boot then i ever though and we had to see ben win. ugh now that worthless old c.unt might think hes decent at something. the episode was filled with terrible strategy to boot. what's the point in booting sierra? at this point shes a better goat then ben. not to mention we had to watch the most ridicoulus, hypocritical and self-righteous words ever uttered on the show at tribal council. i didnt even listen to all of it, i fast forward'd through most of it. Last Edited By: MikeHaggarKJ 05/01/09 5:05 AM. Edited 2 times.
MikeHaggarKJ		#4183	[-]
Posts: 1095 (05/01/09 5:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the only possible redemption for this trainwreck of a season is if coach gets called out and booed at the reunion for all his bs. knowing probst though that prolly wont happen.
LadyGrinningSoul		#4184	[-]
Posts: 337 (05/01/09 6:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There isn't a fucking UGH big enough in the world for how Coachebag-centric this season is. This episode made me want to vomit with every minute. I am glad that this shitstain was exposed as the complete and utter hypocritical liar that he is... and hey Douche -- if you have to say to JT, "did you see me call myself the dragonslayer?" like a little bitch, you are NOT COOL. I can't take much more of his assholery. My husband said he mixed together two biblical stories or quotes or whatever the fuck he said, but I am clueless on that.
the rev		#4185	[-]
Posts: 5 (05/01/09 6:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LadyGrinningSoul wrote: My husband said he mixed together two biblical stories or quotes or whatever the fuck he said, but I am clueless on that. That's what I thought, too. Didn't he say "forgive them, for they know not what they do?" I'm pretty sure Jesus was the one who said that in the bible, not whoever he attributed it to.
hossc		#4186	[-]
Posts: 22341 (05/01/09 6:52 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach's douchebaggery is what MAKES this season. Without him ..it would be even more dreadful. Chinless Stephen? Aww, shucks dirt sammich JT? TAJ???? Hail the Dragonslayer!!1111111111111!
gervasemyman		#4187	[-]
Posts: 1295 (05/01/09 6:54 AM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ ew.
AuntiPC		#4188	[-]
Posts: 3455 (05/01/09 7:57 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the rev wrote: LadyGrinningSoul wrote: My husband said he mixed together two biblical stories or quotes or whatever the fuck he said, but I am clueless on that. That's what I thought, too. Didn't he say "forgive them, for they know not what they do?" I'm pretty sure Jesus was the one who said that in the bible, not whoever he attributed it to. Nah, Coach is right. Stephen said it, too. However, the fact that this maggot infested, no-dick, piece of disgusting shit dares to compare himself to either Christ or the first martyr makes me hope he'll burn in hell... ...soon
WatchMeNext		#4189	[-]
Posts: 9606 (05/01/09 8:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LadyGrinningSoul wrote: There isn't a fucking UGH big enough in the world for how Coachebag-centric this season is. This episode made me want to vomit with every minute. I am glad that this shitstain was exposed as the complete and utter hypocritical liar that he is... and hey Douche -- if you have to say to JT, "did you see me call myself the dragonslayer?" like a little bitch, you are NOT COOL. I can't take much more of his assholery. My husband said he mixed together two biblical stories or quotes or whatever the fuck he said, but I am clueless on that. It wasn't Stephen being stoned to death who said "forgive them, etc.", it was Jesus on the cross being crucified. Yeah, he definitely mixed up a few stories there.
Utopian		#4190	[-]
Posts: 5831 (05/01/09 8:31 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I think right after the show he needs to drive straight to the hospital" Made me spit out my tea, I was laughing so hard. Nail, meet Taj.
star jumper		#4191	[-]
Posts: 40857 (05/01/09 8:38 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Where's Coach's +10 power sword? What a fucking tool.
Mrpoopypants		#4192	[-]
Posts: 517 (05/01/09 8:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wade is such a huge wad of dork and so pathetic I start to feel sorry for him.... then he starts talking and I want to punch him in his big pointy bent beak...so I guess I dont feel that sorry for him. really hoping at the reunion show Jeff mentions he holds no kayaking record. Last Edited By: Mrpoopypants 05/01/09 8:47 AM. Edited 1 times.
AuntiPC		#4193	[-]
Posts: 3456 (05/01/09 8:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WatchMeNext wrote: LadyGrinningSoul wrote: There isn't a fucking UGH big enough in the world for how Coachebag-centric this season is. This episode made me want to vomit with every minute. I am glad that this shitstain was exposed as the complete and utter hypocritical liar that he is... and hey Douche -- if you have to say to JT, "did you see me call myself the dragonslayer?" like a little bitch, you are NOT COOL. I can't take much more of his assholery. My husband said he mixed together two biblical stories or quotes or whatever the fuck he said, but I am clueless on that. It wasn't Stephen being stoned to death who said "forgive them, etc.", it was Jesus on the cross being crucified. Yeah, he definitely mixed up a few stories there. You're kind of right and I'm kind of right....but Coach is still a prick Acts 7:60. Sigh. Never thought I'd get into a Bible pissing match on Sucks. Yes, Jesus said "Forgive them for they know not what they do." However, Stephen also said, "Forgive them of this sin." NOW....Stephen did not say "For they know not what they do." Therefore, Coach's entire argument about Sierra not realizing how delusional she is (ahem!), doesn't hold water. That makes Coach a LIAR and a HEATHEN who has a god complex.
cloverleaf		#4194	[-]
Posts: 387 (05/01/09 8:47 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach is the most hypocritical cretin to have appeared on the show. Hatred is an understatement. I want to spit on his face and pull that ridiculous feathers dangling on his seaweed like hair. And I have had enough of his gesture (the one as if he won a game or something). He's a big pile of shit.
Mrpoopypants		#4195	[-]
Posts: 518 (05/01/09 8:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why is wades hair turning red by the way?
wmdaggie		#4196	[-]
Posts: 2118 (05/01/09 9:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: EnricoV wrote: TheyHadFaces wrote: If Coach somehow ended up winning this thing, it might even top the worst winner in the history of reality TV - Dick Donnato. It would be close. Hey. Don't be dissing the Dick. Best BB winner ever. And comparing him to this piece of crap is just wrong. On so many levels. :::insert giant red X here:::: Just for old times sake, until BB11 gives us someone even better/worse...
MikeHaggarKJ		#4197	[-]
Posts: 1097 (05/01/09 9:11 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	hossc wrote: Coach's douchebaggery is what MAKES this season. Without him ..it would be even more dreadful. Chinless Stephen? Aww, shucks dirt sammich JT? TAJ???? Hail the Dragonslayer!!1111111111111! You have really low standards for entertainment. What's next, Beavis & Butthead is your favorite show?
wmdaggie		#4198	[-]
Posts: 2119 (05/01/09 9:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	gervasemyman wrote: spnintendo wrote: I lol'd when Brendan couldn't contain himself as Coach walked by. That was so fucking funny. I rewound it like 6 times. But fuck. I don't even know what to say. You've all said it and then some. Taj's confessional about him <3333333333333333333333333 Sierra calling him out on his shit <33333 Tyson, Brendan and Sierra next tribal <3333333333333333333333333333333 (except Coach totally won't get it). The one thing that hasn't been mentioned that made me vomit and shudder simultaneously is what he said when he voted Sierra out. Something like "although you haven't done that tonight after using that mouth" or something. I can't remember the quote but it is HIDEOUS. I don't even really know why. It just makes him seem like such a rapist. Literally. The way he says it is fucking disgusting. Go watch it now if you haven't already. It underlined EVERYTHING I've EVER thought about him. I missed Taj's quip about the hospital, can someone point me to a clip? TIA
LadyGrinningSoul		#4199	[-]
Posts: 338 (05/01/09 9:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach makes me loathe high-definition tv. God he looks like a giant steaming pile of dogshit.
Utopian		#4200	[-]
Posts: 5832 (05/01/09 10:16 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I missed Taj's quip about the hospital, can someone point me to a clip? TIA Couple of pages back - post # 4156.

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