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GnarlsInCharge wrote:

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It was understandable how you and Reagan worked together. As one of the people who never got VRC power it was just frustrating as hell afterwards knowing how much control Patrick had over the game because he never explained his rhyme or reason for his noms.

I was in the room with Patrick a few times, and each time he was like "whatever you guys think." I didn't care, as long as it wasn't me.

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You guessed it! My first win still ranks as the favorite game I have ever been in. I said it earlier that I like being in control. This game I controlled from start to finish with a solid vice grip. I don't want to toot my own horn but you would be hard pressed to find a better winner in any other ORG.

I almost did not even get to play in this one. I was scheduled to move out of my apartment that month, and into a new one that did not have the internet. However, when the move got pushed back one month, the time was freed up for me to participate in this game. I remember taking Ken's (MidnightPince69) place in the game after he dropped out a few days beforehand.

I sucked ass at the first All Stars game I played in (the Simpsons game) so I knew that I had to come into this one with a different approach. It's All Stars, so it wsas open ID obviously. I couldn't jut count on outside friendships to carry me along, I had to play it hardcore and use all possible angles to my advantage. The game started with three teams of 7. I wound up on the Chapera team which consisted of myself, Alex, Tom, Colleen, Mitchell, Pastor John, and Sarah from Marquesas. A lot of people that I did not know, but that actually worked out to my advantage. On the first day, I made tight alliances with Alex, Tom, and Colleen. Mitchell and Sarah didn't show up until the second day I think, and I quickly got into their good graces as well. Pastor John was almost completely inactive, and was the obvious first boot on the team. All bases were covered on Chapera. Due to the ability to PM other teams, I also shamelessly formed bonds and alliances with other people in the game, most notably Ryan, Linda, and Jenna.

Our team won the first several immunity challenges, and remained completely intact when the first switch happened. I wound up on Mogo Mogo along with Ryan, Linda, and Jenna - who all had alliances or some kind of deal with me. Also on this team were Gretchen and Jed - two outsiders and the people who obviously were going to get voted off first if our team lost. Gretchen was played by the same person who played Rodger in Redux Australia, so I knew her gameplan inside and out. She was a complete snake who would do or say anything to stay in the game... and was completely not to be trusted. I lobbied hardcore for her to go, not that it mattered much at that point anyway. He and Jed wanted me to vote for Linda, because she was a past winner. I played along with it, but it was clear where my vote was going to go. At the immunity challenge, Jed showed up late and posted several times in the main challenge thread, despite the fact that Jeff Probst had posted that if you posted out of turn during the competition your team would automatically lose the challenge. He was willing to forgive it first time because Jed was late, but the second time it happened, we were handed the automatic loss and sent to Tribal Council. Gretchen's torch was snuffed, despite me toying with the idea of voting for Jed because he had been such a moron at that challenge.

We survived another boot or two before there was a second mixup. There was an individual challenge were the two winners would become team captains and get to select new teams. They also would have immunity at the first Tribal Council their team would go to. Just like in Vanuatu, I desperately wanted this power. I won the challenge (inactive Pastor John shockingly was the second winner) and won the right to select my team. I thought that it would be a good idea to keep my Mogo Mogo alliance with Jenna, Ryan, and Linda intact. I also wanted to keep my original Chapera alliance intact too. When John started picking all Chapera members to join his team, it played right into my hands. The only Chaperan I selected was Colleen. Otherwise I wound up with Jenna, Ryan, Linda, Ethan, Patricia, and Matt. I had kept my Chapera alliance intact and in majority on the other team. And I had solidified my position with the Mogo Mogo alliance on my team. I had positioned myself to be in a huge position of power when the merge came.

Due to Colleen being the only original Chapera member on our team, she became a huge target. Due to the lobbying of myself and Alex (from the other team), we were able to convince Jenna, Ryan, and Linda that she was with us all the way to the F6. They believed it, and at the next two Tribal Councils, Ethan and Patricia were voted off. I remember Patricia being excessively bitter because she was blindsided and thought that she had a solid alliance with the other members of my team. She was never in one with me or a part of my plans, so I was glad to see her go.

The merge came at F11, and pretty much every single vote was a blindside. At the first Tribal Council, I swung back to my original Chapera alliance and voted Matt off. However, due to mass confusion before Tribal Council, I was able to hide the fact that I had betrayed (and had intended to betray) the Mogo alliance from the start. At the next Tribal Council, there was no hiding my intentions, as I again sided with Chapera and blindsided Linda. Jenna was next to go. When it got the the F8, I knew the time was coming where I was going to have to change alliances and turn on the big Chapera alliance that was dominating the game. Since I was tightly aligned with Alex and Colleen (we had a F3 deal, and this one I intended on keeping) I knew we had three votes. Since Linda, Matt, and Jenna had all been voted off in a row, Ryan was next on the chopping block. I knew that if I could pull him in, and really - he had no other choice - that would give us 4 votes. Nick Brown, who wasn't in the Chapera alliance, but was being used by them as an extra vote, had a ton of past votes. If we could make it a tie, he would go home due to past votes, and our alliance of 4 would have the upper hand on the remaining three Chapera members in the game. We'd be up 4-3 and have a clear shot at the F4.

We went through with the plan to vote for Nick. However, Mitchell switched his vote to Nick at the last minute, so there was no tie. But the plan had worked. Nick was blindsided and went home. Using our newfound numbers, Tom was next to go, and it was another blindside. We were now at F6. The remaining players consisted of myself, Ryan, Alex and Colleen as the F4 alliance. Mitchell and Sarah were the two remaining Chapera alliance people which we had turned on. Ryan at this point was becoming a huge threat to win if he made it to the end. Mitchell and Sarah wanted him gone. Alex, Colleen, and I thought about it. If we voted Ryan off, we would still be having a 3-2 numbers advantage. So we did it. Ryan was blindsided.

At F5, Sarah and Mitchell worked hardcore to try and swing my vote over to their side. Little did they know, they were working on the wrong person. I had no intention of switching, not that they needed to know that. At the Tribal Council, Sarah was blindsided when I was the deciding vote that sent her home. At F4, Mitchell was next to go despite the fact that I had swore to vote for Alex and make it a tie. Oops.

At F3 I was confident in my ability to win the endurance challenge and control my own destiny of who I would take to the end. Alex and Colleen were both former winners, so I knew it would be tough to beat either one. I also had F2 alliances with both of them, so I would have to outright betray one of them if I were to win the challenge. Not that this should have been anything new to me at this point! It was an epic endurance challenge that went all the way into the wee hours of the next morning. It was such a surreal experience having to sit in front of the computer for hours and hours and hours having to hit a button every 60 seconds. Colleen was first to drop out, after she missed a post while brewing coffee or something. Alex and I knew we were going to take each other, since we had been SO tight from the beginning. Every plan that went down in this game was made possible by us. We were the masterminds of this game. However both of us were too stubborn to drop out, and the challenge lasted even longer. Eventually, we struck a deal where I would drop out and he would take me to the end. It was what I wanted, as I wouldn't have to piss of Colleen by being the one to vote her out. But I was putting all my trust in Alex's hands. I had had solid control of the game from Day 1, and I was giving that control to someone else on the very last day of the game.

Colleen was really working it hardcore to stay. I didn't really say anything. After a nervewracking ten minutes or so, Alex finally posted that he was cutting Colleen and taking me. I breathed a huge sigh of relief. I had made F2 in an All Stars game! I could actually win it. But I had screwed over so many people, I had no idea how I was perceived by the jury. At Tribal Council, I learned that they actually respected my game, despite the fact that I was a huge liar. I played hardcore, I played all out, and I played to win. And I did it in as likeable a manner as humanly possible. I won in a unanimous vote, and had collected my first win evah!! It was such a happy moment for me.

One of the things I liked about this game, was that I was able to loosen up and really have fun while playing it. A lot of times, like Jun's House 4 for example, I play too seriously and businesslike, and I'm too paranoid, and I don't have enough fun along the way. This game I was able to have a blast while still playing a masterful strategic game. It helped big time that I had such a colorful character like Debb to play as. I modeled myself after the Sucks Debb, and wrote lots of gross poetry among other disgusting things. Here are a few examples:

Sarah you whore I've got a surprise
And its my tongue between your thighs
You call my name I make you squeak
Your pussy's so wet you've sprung a leak

Your juices are brown and bitter oh yes
I love to bite your silicone breasts
Your nipples are hard and I hear you scream
As you ejaculate that thick green cream

Spit on my fist, it goes up your #$%%
I grab on your uterus and it makes you grunt
I pull out my chainsaw like you knew I would
I crank it on up and rip your clitoral hood

Pastor John, nail me to the cross
Spit on my snatch and make me bleed
Jam those holy beads up my ass
Plug me with your godly dick

I want to swallow your cum like Communion
Take me to church Big Daddy and baptize me in your juices
I'll pray at your penis and juggle your balls with my tongue
Shove that Bible up my pussy

Nail my lips to that cross
Fuck me with your holy statue. Ram it in me.
Piss in my mouth John I need it
Amen

Colleen Haskell you fucking whore
I masturbate to you and my cooter gets sore
You have black nipples and crabs in your twat
I spit in your mouth and drink up your snot

Finger my asshole and make my hole bleed
Your tongue in my anus is all that I need
America's Sweetheart when I sit on your nose
Piss on my face and beat me with a hose

I want you to bend over and shit on my chest
And them moan with delight as I rub on my chest
I'll pull on your lips and make your scream in the night
You've been fucked by Debb and you know I do it right.

Alex and Debb, the last two standing
I know my pussy can be so demanding

A man and a woman , the way it should be
No surprise that its you and me

We make a good pair and we fuck like crazy
We've worked real hard, can't call us lazy

Alex my lover, my partner in crime
The end is almost near, its almost time

Before its over and the votes are cast
For one last time would you fuck my ass?




This game was so great, I was sad when it ended. And I can't say that about any other game I have been in. It proved that if done right, All Star games can be the most fun type of game out there.