coach is a taint licker!
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Amazonian natives HATE THREAD
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Posts: 369 (04/17/09 10:17 AM) |
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survivorisdabest |
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Posts: 2723 (04/17/09 10:22 AM) Registered User |
Coach is an amazing ++*$#*+ and has contributed a million times more to the show than brendan
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 64 (04/17/09 11:14 AM) |
These useless pygmy shit birds couldn't tie ONE FUCKING KNOT??? I saw how some of these badass little fuckers can be in Mel Gibson's epic cinematic
masterpiece "Apocalypto" so I'm understandably pissed off at them for allowing BEN WADE to make fools of them! That entire tribe needs to get
ahold of a Boy Scout Knot book, ok?
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5973 (04/17/09 11:19 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Jennica wrote: 
Didn't he descibe tham as being 3 foot tall? And why would they just drag him off and beat him, then leave the camp giving him plenty of time to escape? It's right out of the movies. It's likely some script his retarded brother wrote called "Amazon Killer Midgets from Mars" that coach found. |
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it is a mystery |
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Posts: 1956 (04/17/09 12:33 PM) |
Most inspirational story ever <3 <3 <3
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Jennica |
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Posts: 389 (04/17/09 6:30 PM) Registered user |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: "four to four and a half feet" do not ask me why I remember that. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16549 (04/17/09 6:56 PM) Not a team player
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You remembered it because it would mean he was overcome by a group of midgets OR by the children of an actual group of Indigenous people.
Either way, he is fucking fraud. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3176 (04/17/09 8:34 PM) Registered User |
I just wonder how long the people out there are going to let him continue to spout this off, I mean everyone sat in silence, like "I can't be the only
thinking this is bullshit, is he going to say Just Kidding in a second or am I suppose to congratulate this bastard on making it out alive?"
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 Shorvivor |
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Posts: 138 (04/17/09 9:29 PM) |
Us Kids Know wrote: |
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JD Dunn.parispointlessb... |
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atee48 |
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Posts: 10 (04/17/09 9:44 PM) |
Too bad he didn't use his rope skills in the immunity challenge.
Last Edited By: atee48
04/18/09 9:04 AM.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16560 (04/17/09 10:26 PM) Not a team player
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Considering he was tied up by angry pygmy midget Natives and escaped, he should have flown through that challenge.
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 68 (04/17/09 11:04 PM) |
Ahhh...it's starting to make sense! It was the CHILDREN of indigenous Amazonian people who captured and abused Ben! No wonder he was able to escape! The
adults didn't think him enough of a threat to bother with him, so they let the kids do it.
Kind of like how the tribe voted to get rid of Brendan...they didn't consider Douchey McDoucherson Wade enough of a threat to vote him out, no matter how annoying he is. I just hope this fuckwad doesn't manage to escape from these children as well. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16566 (04/17/09 11:14 PM) Not a team player
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 70 (04/17/09 11:25 PM) |
Flawless victory, SA...perfectly capturing the essense of the surreal and utterly unbelieveable tales told by ol' Ben. |
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jhaphet |
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Posts: 4043 (04/18/09 1:37 AM) Registered User |
Double Edged Sword wrote: X. No wonder that ties in Matt's storyline. |
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dcsurvivor |
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Posts: 274 (04/18/09 4:48 AM) Registered User |
He really is a vile human being.......why would anyone want to touch his asshole, never mind eating it........
Again, kill him now........please........ |
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lilnubber |
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Posts: 10948 (04/18/09 6:54 PM) Registered user |
SurvivorArctic wrote:
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5991 (04/18/09 7:37 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SurvivorArctic wrote: yeah really. And he was beaten half to death last time. And since he said he blacked out, he had to have concussions. Of course, he could have just called in a few favors and had military copter come and fly him through the maze challenge. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5992 (04/18/09 7:40 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Eric in San Diego wrote:The shit |
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