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(04/16/09 10:54 PM)

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Oh my sweet jumping asseating God.

I usually don't come in sucks, but this motherfucker needs to diaf. Like everyfucking day.

Seriously. He is BAR NONE my most hated reality douchebag of all time.

More than Boogie. More than stupid poser Evil Dick. More than Clay motherfucking +@@!@.

I would smash this epic cockknuckle with a frying pan to his ugly crooked face if given the chance.

Someone kill it with fire. He needs Jesus.

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(04/16/09 11:04 PM)

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If you could put the personalities from Rocky, Parcunty, JFP, Rob C., Ozzy, Lex, Amber, Rob M., Stepheme, Sue H., Jenna M., Aras, Ace and Dreamz (more to be named later) into a blender to combine them into one HUGE fucking mess of a person, Coach would still be an even bigger douche than that.

The Truth Hurts

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(04/16/09 11:09 PM)

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This guy is just a cartoon. He is easily the biggest douchebag to ever be on reality TV. My god.

Imagine what the casting people must have thought when they discovered him...

Watching him be voted off will be PRICELESS.

Eric in San Diego

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(04/16/09 11:17 PM)

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What a tremendous trench filled with hot mess this fucking douche is. He sits there with that SMUG ASS half-grin, spouting pure, unadulterated bullshit and just casually expects to be taken seriously!! WTF??? I had such hope that he would get knocked the fuck out but they couldn't do it. The fuckwads allowed him to live. Sorely disappointed. Bitterly.

I am losing faith that this season can be salvaged.

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(04/16/09 11:29 PM)

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i've been reading over at the CBS fan forum for Survivor. He has ONE fan named Truth4Unow that I suspect is completely retarded.

Lots of people posting that they think he is a douche and a liar. lol

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(04/16/09 11:33 PM)

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SurvivorArctic wrote:
i've been reading over at the CBS fan forum for Survivor. He has ONE fan named Truth4Unow that I suspect is jumpingbum.

Fixed.

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(04/16/09 11:36 PM)

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Well, that goes without saying. I was trying to be polite.

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(04/16/09 11:44 PM)

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COACH <3 This season would be terrible without him.

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(04/16/09 11:46 PM)

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Fuck you, coachebag and your Amazon-devoured-dragonslayer-OMG-I-almost-died-eleventy-times-ass.

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(04/16/09 11:49 PM)

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I love how all the retards post in this douche bag's hate thread.
This is from the CBS site. It is like shooting fish in a barrell over there.

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Go to hell. And I mean that in the best possible way.

04/17/2009 01:33:08

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sartic , Ireally feel sorry for you to have so much hate not only bashing Coach Wade on his official thread to win sole survivor , but now telling a poster (who you have no idea who he is or what he does) to go to hell. Iwill pray for you.

God Bless and good night from Truth for you now.

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I am hoping you are being sarcastic because I don't need someone with the IQ of centipede praying for me.Plus I don't believe in your God, the one of Unicorns and rainbows, so please - SHUTTIE.

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(04/16/09 11:53 PM)

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alol @ shuttie

Eric in San Diego

Well played, SA!

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(04/16/09 11:56 PM)

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Really? That was too fucking funny. Someone actually took the time to put their little hands on a keyboard and enter that sickening pablum? You were actually quite gentle with them, SA. I figure you could picture the poor little waterhead tottering out to get on the short bus every morning and just couldn't stand to make them cry. Props, SA...mad props.

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I'll probably get banned over there, but I'm having fun!

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(04/16/09 11:57 PM)

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I can't wait until Coach posts at Sucks.

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(04/16/09 11:57 PM)

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token lunatic wrote:
It looks like he has nine lives. Little pygmies couldn't even club him to death. Now I ask you think, if they had bow and arrows why would they club him to death?

Weren't they tenderizing him?

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(04/17/09 12:16 AM)

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d.e.l.u.s.i.o.n.a.l.

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(04/17/09 12:21 AM)

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I can't sleep, dreaming about eating his fine, fine, ass of course.

This is the song and video running through my head and coursing through my balls, building up pre-cum.

Replace Coach with Grace.

Oh, I'm horny now.

Coach is singing and playing all the instruments here.� He can do it ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(04/17/09 12:28 AM)

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Audrey Iceburn wrote:
Heaven would gain an angel if that happened

riiiiiight. keep thinking that. and in the meantime tell that to all the women he has slept with and used over the years. If you think this is a "nice guy" and a "Christian" you are as delusional as he is.

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(04/17/09 12:28 AM)

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I think JT and Stephen did the right thing for them, but I am so freaking sick of Coach. His screen time is completely over the edge this week and last, both weeks opening with essentially the same morning exercises--an edit that made me think it was his last hurrah. But it wasn't, so enough already.

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(04/17/09 12:29 AM)

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There once was a douchebag named Coache
Who's ass someone wanted to poach
But he loosened the rope
Dashing all of our hope
And slipped out the back like a roach.

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