token lunatic wrote:
PoChop wrote:OMG I was thinking fake bullet holes too. Wait, in the movies, gunmen sometimes indiscriminately shoots already shot bodies. What now?
token lunatic wrote:
If it is a really stupid gunman, you could pretend you are already dead, after squirting yourself with ketchup.
Excellent point. Carry duct tape and ketchup packets at all times. Maybe some of those fake bullet holes that you can put on glass windows as a gag might be good to use if you have enough time to do a good make-up job.
Maybe body armor? If all else fails attack the gunman and go out in a blaze of glory.
