Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever

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Jeebus Shuttlesworth		#2901	[-]
Posts: 1385 (04/14/09 10:16 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have a confession to make: I sort of look like Danny Gokey. I wear hipster glasses (only one pair) and I'm getting fat and bloated in the face. Because of this, I recently joined a gym and have started working out intensely. So thank you Danny, for putting me on the road to health and fitness.
craftingdiane		#2902	[-]
Posts: 241 (04/14/09 10:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jeebus Shuttlesworth wrote: I have a confession to make: I sort of look like Danny Gokey. I wear hipster glasses (only one pair) and I'm getting fat and bloated in the face. Because of this, I recently joined a gym and have started working out intensely. So thank you Danny, for putting me on the road to health and fitness. die.
Merely		#2903	[-]
Posts: 5839 (04/14/09 10:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Disgusting how he keeps ignoring the mentors.
Tsathoggua		#2904	[-]
Posts: 354 (04/14/09 10:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Don't get me wrong, I HATE this smarmy fat fuck, but he's not that bad looking and I do like his glasses. Isn't it nice though that he inspired someone to go to the gym? Sophia would be so proud.
token lunatic		#2905	[-]
Posts: 23886 (04/14/09 10:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No he's not bad looking, that is if you are into a frozen burrito that's been soaking in vat grease for six hours, then dropped behind the fridge at Denny's, cuz that's what he looks like.
Tsathoggua		#2906	[-]
Posts: 356 (04/14/09 10:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can we make it a chimichanga instead?
LeeLeeRaRa		#2907	[-]
Posts: 1761 (04/14/09 10:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When he says "bored" it means he's tired of jerking off to Adam's face, Kris's lips, Lil's rump, and Matt's mole. It's churchspeak. Kidding not. Why did I have to read this before bed? Now the image of Gookey touching his tiny pee pee is going to give me nightmares.
highwind44029		#2908	[-]
Posts: 28309 (04/14/09 10:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	highwind44029 wrote: knvm! NEW PAGE!!! HERE'S DANNY, DISGUSTING AS EVER! OMG SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blmetsfan		#2909	[-]
Posts: 3035 (04/14/09 10:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Simon's support for him is very strange. He's all about the $$$. Does he really see that with Danny? Is christian contemporary music that big of a seller?
Kenalicious		#2910	[-]
Posts: 807 (04/14/09 10:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Creeping Ivy wrote: I posted this in the song parody thread, but I can't help but perpetuate the hate by posting it here too! Hungry Guy (to the tune of "Hungry Eyes") Danny's stomach is growling He's got this feeling that won't subside He'll look at you and he'll fantasize You're who he'll fry Now he's sharpening his knife He's a hungry guy Cut up your legs and they'll roast with thyme He's a hungry guy Tonight another will sing the last time He wants to grill you like rainbow trout Have you for dinner with a pint of stout, Red beans and rice, Now the oil's in the pan He's a hungry guy Sauteing innards with onions and wine He's a hungry guy Meat cleaver, Seacrest, you know who wins Yes, the hungry guy Judge ragout and a side of Spam For this hungry guy Consider his past, no surprise Who is it he sees? His next meal you will be He's a hungry guy He's craving curry, Anoop, bye bye Says this hungry guy A little soul food, Lil Rounds he'll try He's a hungry guy A cannibal, he'll sing, they'll die For a hungry guy Is this Hell's Kitchen or AI? He's a hungry guy Just a hungry guy Love it!
McWolcott		#2911	[-]
Posts: 10838 (04/14/09 10:50 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That pic is awful. I didn't realize men could get cameltoe.
Sheri		#2912	[-]
Posts: 160 (04/14/09 10:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blmetsfan wrote: Simon's support for him is very strange. He's all about the $$$. Does he really see that with Danny? Is christian contemporary music that big of a seller? The man who brought us Il Divo wants to produce a Gokey album of harp ballads dedicated to a dead Christian woman. Simon is so cutting edge.
Miss Alley Shack		#2913	[-]
Posts: 2794 (04/14/09 10:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Simon is just saying what he is told to say. Danny is the biggest attraction among the fraus. Given that Idol is losing its younger viewers and the average age of the Idol view is 35+ now, it makes sense to promote Danny to keep the fraus watching. I doubt the people behind this show cares much what happens to Danny after the show. That is the sucker recording company's problem.
fffingybyach		#2914	[-]
Posts: 855 (04/14/09 11:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am a frau as somebody kindly pointed out to me in another thread, lol, and I would NEVER EVER vote for Gokey. He is repulsive, repugnant & vile with a capital V. I guess other frau's aren't as picky? Ew. The *###@ in his eye's that Simon pointed out? Revolting.
NeonTetra67		#2915	[-]
Posts: 5505 (04/14/09 11:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shamu, the Killer Whale sang Endless Love?!? Ugggghh! ENDLESS HATE!!!!
Kenalicious		#2916	[-]
Posts: 810 (04/14/09 11:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	fffingybyach wrote: I am a frau as somebody kindly pointed out to me in another thread, lol, and I would NEVER EVER vote for Gokey. He is repulsive, repugnant & vile with a capital V. I guess other frau's aren't as picky? Ew. The *###@ in his eye's that Simon pointed out? Revolting. X
Creeping Ivy		#2917	[-]
Posts: 4107 (04/14/09 11:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Those weren't t.ears -- that was dripping grease that squirted from his pre-show triple cheeseburger. I guess I would be considered a frau, and I also would never ever vote for Chokey.
Sheri		#2918	[-]
Posts: 161 (04/14/09 11:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Miss Alley Shack wrote: Simon is just saying what he is told to say. Danny is the biggest attraction among the fraus. Given that Idol is losing its younger viewers and the average age of the Idol view is 35+ now, it makes sense to promote Danny to keep the fraus watching. I doubt the people behind this show cares much what happens to Danny after the show. That is the sucker recording company's problem. WHAT self-respecting Frau outside of SoA would want Danny?! Seriously, if you believe that we older women are out there and we need pandering to, then I'd say Kris or Anoop or Matt are more cougar feed. Me, I'll take Adam, Rocky Horror and all. The only women I see preferring Gokey are the fundamental Christian types or those with low self-esteem.
Miss Alley Shack		#2919	[-]
Posts: 2798 (04/14/09 11:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The only women I see preferring Gokey are the fundamental Christian types or those with low self-esteem. You have just described 90% of IDF fraus who worship Danny. Seriously, every season becomes increasingly saturated with the Hail Jesus types, it's most off-putting. This is why that crossdressing homosexual must win. Purge AI of the hypocritical Jesus freaks!
Sheri		#2920	[-]
Posts: 162 (04/14/09 11:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Miss Alley Shack wrote: The only women I see preferring Gokey are the fundamental Christian types or those with low self-esteem. You have just described 90% of IDF fraus who worship Danny. Seriously, every season becomes increasingly saturated with the Hail Jesus types, it's most off-putting. This is why that crossdressing homosexual must win. Purge AI of the hypocritical Jesus freaks! That's soooooo sad. And it explains Archie's appeal. Maybe even why Lil is still in it: Bible thumpers love it when a poor Christian momma and her 2 little babies survive a tornado. God spared them for a reason. If Danny does win this thing, it will be good news for Ruben and Taylor. They'll finally look successful in comparison.

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