Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever

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Sardonically Irreverent		#2481	[-]
Posts: 13180 (03/31/09 9:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It just aired here. He's such a smarmy fucker. And like I sad in the other thread, he just screams like a 90-year old man being gang raped.
eastersundayhate		#2482	[-]
Posts: 66 (03/31/09 10:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	here's my try for urbandictionary ghoulish widower a man who exploits his wife's death to become famous or to get laid In order to pass auditions for American Idol, Danny Gokey summoned all of his ghoulish widower skills and turned on the !%%# and sob story. by eastersundayhate on Mar 31, 2009 tags:* fame whore, widower, american idol, tool, douchebag
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL		#2483	[-]
Posts: 5105 (03/31/09 10:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	eastersundayhate wrote: here's my try for urbandictionary ghoulish widower a man who exploits his wife's death to become famous or to get laid In order to pass auditions for American Idol, Danny Gokey summoned all of his ghoulish widower skills and turned on the !%%# and sob story. by eastersundayhate on Mar 31, 2009 tags:* fame whore, widower, american idol, tool, douchebag I'll have to rewrite and tag mine to "ghoulish widower."
token lunatic		#2484	[-]
Posts: 23634 (03/31/09 10:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	To pull a Gokey: Fake like you have a wife so's you can infiltrate this freakass cult. Then take out an insurance policy knowing she has health problems.Whilst in the middle of an attack, suddenly feel the urge to run to get milk--in Hollywood.
Jeebus Shuttlesworth		#2485	[-]
Posts: 1379 (03/31/09 10:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've never heard of that song before. It was boring and shitty.
token lunatic		#2486	[-]
Posts: 23642 (03/31/09 10:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wish you were a judge.
underYa		#2487	[-]
Posts: 642 (03/31/09 11:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lolz
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL		#2488	[-]
Posts: 5111 (04/01/09 7:55 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's that time again boys and girls... To the tune of "What Hurts the Most." I can take his lame frames and the chin pubes under his mouth That don't bother me I can take a few curse words now and then and just spit them out I'm not afraid to hate, every hour, every day Even though, watching him, standing safe, still offends me There are times, now and then, when my friends, tell me that, he's so great But that's not what gets me What Irkes the most Is watchin' this tool coast Every song sounds the same Yet we know that Kara came From notes of glory To his sob story Still some folks aren't seeing through What this smarmy fuck's trying to do It's hard to deal with the pain in my ears when he screams at me But I'm doin' It It's hard believing I pray for a VFTW victory Go Megan Why am I, wasting time, watching this, blatant crime, On human decency I would trade, give away, all my things, for a raid on Faith Builder$ Mini$trie$ What Irkes the most Is watchin' this tool coast Every song sounds the same Yet we know that Paula came From notes of glory To his sob story Still some folks aren't seeing through What this smarmy fuck's trying to do What Irkes the most Is watchin' this tool coast Every song sounds the same Yet we know the judges came From notes of glory To his sob story Still some folks aren't seeing through What this smarmy fuck's trying to do Not seeing that recruiting you That's what his cult's trying to do Ooohhh....
suckshardcore		#2489	[-]
Posts: 18985 (04/01/09 8:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG that's amazing. It works really well too. Someone needs to sing this version and upload it to Youtube and call it like Danny Gokey What Hurts the Most Remix.
SonOfAbraxas		#2490	[-]
Posts: 9096 (04/01/09 8:46 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi everybody! I hate each and every one of you SO much that I want you to have very special painful deaths. (hopefully ASAP - I'll pray and let God know in a little bit) <333 -SOA
suckshardcore		#2491	[-]
Posts: 18991 (04/01/09 9:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Morning Danny hate.
SonOfAbraxas		#2492	[-]
Posts: 9111 (04/01/09 9:50 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG SOME OF YOU ARE STOOPID! Hating Danny and calling him fat when David Cook was your favo last year he's a fat bald no-talent hack! HMMMMMMPH! I HATE YOU ALL!
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL		#2493	[-]
Posts: 5115 (04/01/09 10:03 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wow.just.wow
srvivrfreakevelrich		#2494	[-]
Posts: 683 (04/01/09 11:45 AM) Admin Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope this isnt out of line but......... i think that danny killed his wife and that now his grandfather "suddenly" passed away, and whenever he gets saved from elimination he has this really creepy smirk on his face. so yeah, i hate danny, and think hes gonna kill a bunch of people if he wins. sympathy vote </3 that goes for you too scott, but why am i seeing this, cause your never gonna read it anyways
McWolcott		#2495	[-]
Posts: 10705 (04/01/09 11:47 AM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	at Danny's love thread being locked.
McWolcott		#2496	[-]
Posts: 10707 (04/01/09 11:51 AM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Damn, they unlocked it.
Cassidy666		#2497	[-]
Posts: 9916 (04/01/09 11:51 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't stand his arrogance. Every week he gives that smirk like he knows better than everyone how much his shit doesn't stink and the judges eat up everything he serves them. His excuse about the song choice was pathetic. Like he's the only person who has to deal with clearances. Fuck him. And the worst thing was after the judges comments, he felt the need to explain to the morons watching how exactly he sings from the heart. Can someone please direct me to the nearest vomitorium? I feel the urge to purge.
srvivrfreakevelrich		#2498	[-]
Posts: 686 (04/01/09 11:53 AM) Admin Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cassidy666 wrote: I can't stand his arrogance. Every week he gives that smirk like he knows better than everyone how much his shit doesn't stink and the morons eat up everything he serves them. His excuse about the song choice was pathetic. Like he's the only person who has to deal with clearances. Fuck him. And the worst thing was after the morons comments, he felt the need to explain to the morons watching how exactly he sings from the heart. Can someone please direct me to the nearest vomitorium? I feel the urge to purge. i agree. he reminds me of some kid in school whos so full of himself and thinks hes better than everyone. i want to..............do something to him. cut out his voice box and make him dance like a chicken whilst megan sings.
token lunatic		#2499	[-]
Posts: 23668 (04/01/09 12:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When pressed Gokey crumbles like moldy cheese. Scott was able to riff off the judges and make a joke out of it with "I lost the hatpick." Shitty excuses, Gokey. Megan simply said she loved her song pick when it wasn't even her original choice. She didn't stand there and try to hide behind a song that might not have suited her voice. FUCK OFFGOKEY
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL		#2500	[-]
Posts: 5116 (04/01/09 12:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He got a little creepy during his unsolicited explanation of his performance. (of course the smarmy army stops recording for THAT part.)

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