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Realityrocks0503 wrote:

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http://blog.vh1.com/2009-...eality-interview-ashley/
hah relieved ash isn't ignoring the show

Who wants to watch people like Taya and Mindy and Beverly? You don't even want to see those kind of people. I see those kind of people at Wal-Mart all the time.

I think Bret gave me the chance to stay, but at that point I was sober and I realized that I didn't want to date Bret Michaels. I wasn't drunk for that elimination like I was for all the other ones.

If he would have kept Farrah, I would have thought, "OK, Bret's a smart guy. He knows what's going on."

Taya was crimping her hair. I didn't think crimpers still existed. She had a crimper! That's how I know she was 1986 prom queen. She was trying to say she was 27 or something. Yeah right. My mom had a crimper.

I didn't even think Penthouse still existed. I know it's a strip club, but I didn't think the magazine still existed.

I dance maybe once every couple of weeks if I get bored sitting at home. But I usually stay at home with my son now.

I don't feel like I was any kind of star. I still go to the shitty bar down the street. I still drink dollar shots of tequila. I still go to Wal-Mart with my son.

I don't read message boards or blogs. People who comment never have a default picture. It's like, "What do you look like?" OK, Bessie who's 800 lbs., at home, mad because I'm talking about fat brunettes. I'm sorry. I wasn't talking about you, but look: if you have the time to write a comment about me, you probably have time to go to the gym and make yourself somebody that I wouldn't make fun of.

I would not want to walk into a club with any of those other girls. I would feel embarrassed.

If somebody would have talked to me the way I talked to Beverly, I would have beat her ass.

Mindy and Taya ... were in high school, like, 30 years ago, but those are the kind of girls in high school who hated me because all their boyfriends wanted me.

I could talk about them all day long, but it's more fun to throw salsa in Mindy's suitcase. It's not like I ruined anything. All her stuff sucked, anyway.

I feel like I help people. Like, Kami, you do not need to wear brown lip gloss - it's ugly. Or Taya, you are wearing gowns for every elimination - you're not going to prom.

If people don't like me because of what they saw on TV, I probably wouldn't like them anyway.

Can you shed any light on what went down in Bret's room on his bus that made Kami freak out and leave the competition?
She thought that this was The Brady Bunch. Like we were just gonna go back there and play Scrabble.

If I wasn't on Rock of Love and if Farrah wasn't, what would have been the fucking point of watching?

Nobody wants to sit and watch Taya go, "I'm a Penthouse Pet." Or watch Mindy…I don't know. What did she ever do?