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I was in Walgreen's a couple weeks ago and there were two lesbians ahead of me in line.

I thought to myself: "Oh, lesbians."

I ascertained that they were newly dating because Lesbian #1 paid for her own merchandise and then Lesbian #2 checked out.

Neither purchased anything exciting -- no lesbian-related products, nothing for the vagina.

But Lesbian #2 did buy a box of garbage bags which rang up for $8.99.

Lesbian #1 was aghast. "$8.99 for garbage bags!" she exclaimed.

(I was equally shocked, but said nothing.)

Lesbian #2 said: "They're biodegradable."

Indeed, the bags were tinted green and that's always a good thing: Earth-friendly dyke making a difference.

Lesbian #1 said: "I don't care if they're made of gold, I wouldn't spend $8.99 for garbage bags!"

(I agreed, but again, said nothing.)

Lesbian #2 said: "Yeah, but these are 45 gallon size and I can never find that big to fit my can at home."

(That's a big can, I thought. Sure enough. But for the cost of two boxes of bags, Lesbian #2 could easily just buy a smaller can and be done with it.)

Clearly, these two lesbians weren't living together just yet, a severe breach of Lesbian Code (subsection XXI, paragraph 12).

One of them had a lot of piercings in her ears. I didn't have time to count them. I'm guessing at least fifteen.

Nothing else happened, but I sure do enjoy observing lesbians in the wild.

I just don't ever feed them or they keep coming back.

I've been waiting for a place to post my little lesbian story -- so thanks.

I have another one titled "The Evil Lesbian Dog Groomers From Hell," but that requires its own thread. Also, it's stored on my external drive and I don't feel like plugging it in right now.

I'm always on the lookout for lesbians, though.

PS: They like marshmallows but they're not good for them.