Whaddya bet he tried to pull his patented Hot Buttered Shlomi before she started biting.
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ShamWHOA!!!!!!!!! BUSTED
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Posts: 26571 (03/27/09 4:15 PM) put Angel in the corner
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hossc |
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Posts: 21305 (03/27/09 4:18 PM) Registered User |
Shamwows make excellent catch rags. My German neighbor told me..and you know Germans, they always know good stuff.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 33218 (03/27/09 4:22 PM) Registered user |
Noooooooo! Not Vince. Ackkkk.
SCANDALOUS! Trixie hold me. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 18164 (03/27/09 4:26 PM) super badass |
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 Eurytol |
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Posts: 6504 (03/27/09 4:27 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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He looks like a washed up Troy Aikman.
:: shudders :: |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 26572 (03/27/09 4:34 PM) put Angel in the corner
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He looks quite fetching in his hospital gown and faux fur jacket. |
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 14933 (03/27/09 4:40 PM) Make it a funny one! |
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GETTING TWO WHORES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.... YOU ARE ACTUALLY GETTING EIGHT WHORES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 6089 (03/27/09 5:23 PM) Registered user |
SHAMWOWS MAKE YOU AGE 5 YEARS EVERY TIME YOU USE IT.
RUN FROM THE SHAMWOWS, RUN FROM THEM. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 18169 (03/27/09 5:25 PM) super badass |
That fucking rag sucked all the moisture from his body.
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 17962 (03/27/09 5:31 PM) Registered user |
I thought this was about the product being complete crap.
Now, it may work well for all I know, but I really doubt you just lay it there and it sucks every ounce of juice right from underneath the carpet like the commercial says. That's just scientifically impossible. |
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hossc |
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Posts: 21308 (03/27/09 5:33 PM) Registered User |
Uh, dur.
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PoChop |
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Posts: 1984 (03/27/09 5:36 PM) Registered user |
A Shamwow would have absorbed all that blood. Guess he didn't have one handy.
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goner1 |
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Posts: 6669 (03/27/09 5:36 PM) Registered User |
fucking vince.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 8274 (03/27/09 5:37 PM) Registered User |
I heard he had a roll of Bounty towels on him when he was arrested. His career is OVER.
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PoChop |
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Posts: 1986 (03/27/09 5:41 PM) Registered user |
You've got to figure that a hooker who isn't worried about contact with a customer's blood really doesn't worry about catching a new disease.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 10196 (03/27/09 5:43 PM) Registered user |
I alwas knew he was a freak mcnasty
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Mutan |
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Posts: 2816 (03/27/09 5:52 PM) Registered user |
He probably told the hooker to hurry because, I can't do this all day.
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blockhose |
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Posts: 3777 (03/27/09 5:52 PM) Treadmill martyr |
He should be happy it was just his tongue that got bit.
She very well could've SlapChopped his pecker. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 8275 (03/27/09 5:53 PM) Registered User |
You know... all joking aside, I always thought he looked like he'd be a tender but passionate lover.
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 3693 (03/27/09 5:56 PM) |
It's all still better than being a Scientologist.
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