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We love the actors, we are not cool about the storyline but, it has to be reported 'Wills Style' and here it goes! Note: 'there is major Jana tragedy ahead...who knew??

Daniel, Jana, Michael and Glo are at Crimsons..and Amber Alert 'calls' from her famous CELL PHONE... she says she is at the crime scene. Daniel is not happy, Jana wants to know what's happening, Michael thinks she is stupid and Glo is PROUD OF HER!
Then BANG BANG BANG.... Amber 'drops' her infamous cell phone and 'we go to commercial' I'm scared!

Amber hides after the shots: "Wait , wait, (to a running woman) WAS IT THE CHIPMUNK BANDIT?? " She says yes and runs off in fear.
Amber: "THE CHIPMUNK SHOT AT PEOPLE??" sorry, it was campy fun. And there is Kevin hobbling down the street right to Amber. She's so thrilled to see him!
Am: "KEVIN , KEVIN!! IT'S ME...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Back to Crimsons: Daniels says he 'heard a gun go off'..... Michael says he got the latest on the computer. Daniel and Michael are going to the crime scene.
Jana: "MY HEAD JUST WANTS TO EXPLODE!!" She's hyperventilating and panic struck!

Jana wants to go with D and M but they say no. They want Jana to get 'checked out by a Doctor'..and off the boys go.
Amber: "We've got to get out of here! (sees blood running down his leg!!) KEVIN YOU'RE BLEEDING!! YOU'VE BEEN SHOT" (she's amazing..she see's the small stuff)

JEFF shows up at Crimsons calling Glo 'sweetcheeks' and she's so OVER HIM...he doesn't get her rejection. He keeps pushing his nauseating agenda and she screams at him , "GET OUT!!"
Jana keeps them updated on the computer.
Kevin: "I want to go home...no not Genoa City, HERE!" Amber is confused? "is it safe?..okay then, let's go...and then we'll find a way to get you some help!"
But, a stranger stops them and says, "I SAW EVERYTHING!!" He's a tattle-tale witness! Shit! but Amber Alert, our wondrous Wonder Woman, pretends Kevin is her lover and plants a big kiss on him, 'c'mon baby lets get out of here and carry on...bugger off buddy!' (she's a clever girl!) Amber brushes off the squeeler guy..but he goes to tattle-tale to the cops anyway. What a bummer he is!

Glo is keeping in touch with Mikey ... Jana sees a CHIPMUNK HEAD AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME SPLATTERED IN BLOOD! OMG, OMG, OMG!! So, Daniel/Mikey are on the way!! Glo begs Michael got bring Kevin home and assures Jana who has 'A SPLITTING HEADACHE!'
Jeff comes back to talk about 'the Silver Chipmunk'...Glo says: "He's gone, he's gone someplace very dark" Suddenly, JEFF CARES about what Glo is going through but she doesn't trust him (neither do I) Jana says that no body was found and Kevin must be ALIVE!! PRAISE THE LORD FOR WE HAVE BEEN SAVVVVVVVVED!
Glo tells Jeff: "He's a fragile little boy. Something has happened and it's tearing him up inside..he's afraid." Jeff says 'they will just have to put him back together again'
Glo: "We don't, if anyone will..it will be Michael..not you." OH SHE HATES JEFFY!

Michael is at the crime scene asking the cop about the crime, the blood etc... he's a dummy of course 'gives his name' and tells Mikey the Chipmunk is still loose! Later the cop finds Amber's cell phone because Michael calls Amber and her phone rings by the the bloody tree at the crime scene! OH OH..and the cop says, "the Chipmunk has a Lady Friend!' OH OH..TRIPLE OH OH's...

Amber Alert plays nurse to the gun wound (bullet went straight through his Gay Leg) and she is now in the Clint Apartment (with Clint in that 'closet-dead')....she says they must get help..Kevin: "NO WAY! (he screams when she tries to help him)"
Amber, "Kevin, Kevin..this is all wrong..this is something you would NEVER DO..it's not your fault..we'll get help and explain it to people!!"
Kevin: "get my coat, get my coat!"
Amber: "I don't understand??...." as Kevin pulls out stolen money and a gun.
"It's okay Kevin, we'll just give the money back and no-one will no..you DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO CLINT ANY MORE!"
Kevin: "no no...THIS IS FOR HIM!! IT's what he wants..I can't give it back and you can't make me!"
Amber is 'a bit stunned' re: Kevin's going off the deep end..but SHE'S AMBER ALERT AND WILL NOT CAVE IN!!! She's the RAGE!

Back to Daniel/M...M says Kevin would NEVER shoot at Amber..Daniel says, "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT"..M. says staying around the crime scene is their best bet right now.

Amber: "What are you doing?"
Kevin: "I'm making Dad happy..making him happy..he came back..he's never dead..he's gonna come back again..he never dies!"
Amber: "I think Cling gave you some drugs Kevin..it's making you confused..it's making you do these things ..you know? Kevin , I KNOW FOR A FACT YOUR FATHER IS DEAD...YOU HAVE TO COME BACK WITH ME..." (she stops him from 'counting the cash)

Kevin: "NO NO NO..you've ruined everything..Daddy's not going to like that!! (he flips out) I can never leeeeeeeeeeave..He's HERE!!"
Amber: "Heeeeeeeee's here?? Clint is HERE?? Where is he Kevin, where is he??"
Kevin: "STOP TALKING!! IT'S TOO LATTTTTTE! (pulls the gun on Amber!) it's TOO LATE..."

Cop says 'we have a positive ID...we saw AMBER , that's her name..leaving the scene...she's a suspect'
and..Jana sees this on the computer that Amber Moore is also a suspect in the robbery. Glo continues to sob over what Kevin has been through in his life and what's led up to this.
JANA GRABS HER HEAD AND COLLAPES at the BAR! It's not good! DON'T KILL OFF JANA PLEEEEEEEZE~~ assholes

Kevin has the gun to Amber and tells him to put the gun away, "Is your Dad listening??"
Kevin: "all the time..and I HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS... I LOVE MY DAD AND I HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS!!"
Amber: "I didn't mean to UPSET HIM!!" (she's crying out to Kevin)
Kevin: "YOU'VE BEEN BAD..You've UPSET HIM..YOU NEED A TIME OUT!!"
He tosses Amber into the closet with Dead Clint. Amber turns on the 'light' and sees the dead body and 'screammmmmmmmmmmms' and begs Kevin to LET HER OUT!! KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNN KEVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNnnn! PLEAAAAAAASE!! (the end)

Katherine......again...waddling around the Universe..ends up, no-less at 'Trailer Park'. Murphy opens the door , and after a dozen flashbacks...K. embraces him 'MURPHY , MURPH, MUR, MMMMMMMMMMM!!'

NOTE: Paul is spying on them through the window to report back to Bubble-Butt (he's so good at hiding!)

He has her come in and they cuddle. She tells the Murph-dawg that he is the only one she feels at home with. He reminds her of their kiss! She says , "I remember"..he then reminds her of screwing her in the back of the trailer... She says, "I don't recall that part?"
Meanwhile: Bubble-butt is whining AGAIN to Paul (who should be with MAGGIE THE FUN!) and telling him she's a SUCKER, LOSER, BUBBLE-BUTTED HO who HAS LOST EVERYTHING, KILLED PREGNANT WOMAN, LOST THE RESPECT OF THE PEOPLE, and CANNOT HOST THE NEXT BIG GENOA CITY BALL!!
Then..back to the lovers: They plan a future of fish-bait and rowboats..it's K's new DREAM!

Then, together, they help each other up, down a few Viagra pills and head to the 'back of the bus' for some NOOKY NOOKY!

and, at the end of the show...Sex Kitten's Bell Boy Luigi' comes to the table to give Bubbs a letter from Marge Katherine... and inside is 'THE RING' which M.K. says will always and forever be darling B.B.'s ! (so, that'll seal the deal re: Bubbles knowing K. is Katherine!) but, she's doing the sheet shimmy right now... PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB!

No emotional feedback? No love? No brownies baked to entice me back??

Okay, I'll cave..he did not trip over a shag rug..but, he's clumsy at all times..but the Zapato thing is true!

Well, if Adam is blind 'for life', there won't be much purpose for him being on the show. So, I hope..no pun intended, he's temporarily blind. He's a very good character to have as 'a Newman' on the show.

I just personally feel they've been there, done that. I think they'd get more mileage out of his character if he was 'faking' it at one point, or got his eyesight back (that's just my 3 cents)
For 4 cents I can do a lot more!