I suppose she lost her remote control. And her tv only has one channel - ABC!
I hope Melissa wins DWTS so we can witness her head exploding!
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I love the "get her off my screen" stuff.
I suppose she lost her remote control. And her tv only has one channel - ABC! I hope Melissa wins DWTS so we can witness her head exploding! |
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It's kind of fun to see the (required to be polite, and must avoid attacking her directly) put downs some of the TWoPpers have sneaked by. I actually
think Portabella is making people vote for Melissa, since on TWoP they can't call her a delusional nutjob, they may "get back" at her with their
votes.
I am so pissed that I can't find her other posts. She was posting 6 or 7 times a day, each time getting more worked up that her new cheer, "Let's all hate that (fill in the blank with profanities of your choice) Melissa!" wasn't getting any takers. She's trying to lead a movement, while other posters are sitting back and thinking, "what the fuck is wrong with this poster?" The other posts, and the sheer volume of them, were so much more fun. Drat. I am so tempted to post right after her in a fan-girly voice praising that sweet heroine with her poor broken heart dancing through the pain, winning over America, soon to star on several television shows, including Brothers and Sisters, undoubtedly to become a superstar ala Jennifer Aniston, she dances like a pro, rah rah Melissa!
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MaddieG wrote:It's TWOP. It's what they do. They're nuts like that. |
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Missed all her deleted stuff. All I saw was the Mod's note about the deletions and figured it must be her. You could absolutely drive her the rest of the
way out of her mind with hints of even further exposure/success for Melissa. Too funny.
Jeez, I can't even work myself up to that level of wrath over some of my least facorite family members or co-workers, and I live with them all. I must be a cold bitch. Oh, and Melissa FTW. Oops, need to do that on TWOP. It's TWOP. It's what they do. Yeah, but not quite like this one. She's a bit unique. Or unhinged, as the case may be.
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I missed the mod note! What did it say? Which thread? Portabella runs from thread to thread and posts about Melissa no matter what show's thread or
topic she is in, so it's hard to keep track.
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I'll check and let you know. It was posted after 10 pm last night, and most probably today. I think the only ones I looked at today were Performance
Results and Media in the General area, and Melissa's thread on the dancers. Well, I looked at more, but those are the only ones I can think of her posting
in. But you're right. She's even posted negative Melissa comments in Max's thread.
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Hmmm... I haven't checked the FORT Melissa fest in awhile. I bet I am missing more LOVE videos dedicated to her and her brave heart! I've only braved
TWoP once.
I see I'm missing all sorts of fun. <33 *scrolls back through thread to check the youtube username who makes the Melissa videos* |
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BINGO!
Another Melissa video from our 'ol FORT pal "Lelils819" |
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Portabella's first TWoP post was on March 5th, wasn't that right after the FORT bannings and the flood of new idiots to TWoP?
Her is one of her earliest gems. Channel SurferUm, yeah, because the idea that she might want to get the real story without cameras in her face, and after she had calmed down is just so fame-whorish. I am speculating that her nasty-over-the-top tone is backlash from being drummed out of FORT by people like the video maker. If anyone has a throw-away TWoP log in, please post in the Brothers and Sisters thread over there that you heard through the grapevine that Melissa Rycroft is being considered as the new, previously unknown, love child of William, and that she will be the newest sister to join the cast. Or that she will play Sally Field in a recurring flashbacks about the early days...something!
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atherella wrote: Talk about obsessed. |
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ummmmm.......Kaizer, you may need a refresher course from tdug
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Melissa has turned into an orange.
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Former Bachelor, Andrew Firestone, and his wife, Ivana, are proud parents of 8 lb. baby boy, Adam Brooks, as of today.
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POOR SPORTS!!! Melissa *MUST* win!!!
![]() Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani finish their salsa during week 2 of 'Dancing' ABCAccess Hollywood LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani delivered a
smokin' hot salsa on Monday night's "Dancing With the Stars." But after the show, Melissa found herself, once again, on the hot seat over
her dancing background.
"I'm not the only person that has ever come in here with dance experience," Melissa told Access Hollywood following the show.
Professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy sparked the debate prior to Week 2 of the hit
ABC show, telling TVGuide.com it was "unfair" Melissa was allowed to compete with her background in ballet and as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.
When given the opportunity to backtrack on his comments, Maksim stood strong in his stance.
"Let me be that voice of everybody who thinks [it] but won't say it," Maks told Access.
"I mean, I can't compete next to someone that's had a lot of dance training," Maks' partner, Denise Richards , added.
And following Monday night's show, more members of the cast were ready to throw fuel on the "Dancing" fire.
"I'm not going to say anything about it being unfair, but compared to everybody else, there is a huge difference in ability," Julianne Hough told Access.
"I'll say it! Melissa is a better dancer than I am," Julianne's partner and boyfriend Chuck Wicks joked.
Melissa's dance partner, Tony Dovolani, took exception to the comments made by his good friend Maksim.
"Well, I would love to say to Maks, 'How about Mel?'" Tony said, referring to Maksim's partner from Season 5, former Spice Girl Mel
B. "That's all I'm going to say."
Yet, Melissa insists her success on the dance floor is a product of her hard work with Tony, rather than her prior experience.
"There have definitely been people that have more [experience] than me. But it's not benefiting me at all, believe me. It's not like we
practice for a day and have six off!" the former "Bachelor" star said.
Melissa and Tony's fancy footwork has certainly paid dividends with the judges - earning the couple scores of 23 and 26 out of 30 in each week,
respectively.
However, "Sex and The City" heartthrob Gilles Marini and partner Cheryl Burke have netted the high score each week so far, with scores of 24 and 27, respectively -
despite no professional dancing experience.
But reigning "Dancing" champ Derek Hough said it's up to the voters to decide if
Melissa's background goes against the theme of the show.
"It really just depends on what American wants to see. Do they want to see a non-dancer become a dancer, or do they want to see a dancer dance?"
Derek noted.
Ultimately, Maksim seemed to agree and admitted it's all up to the audience.
"Does she have dance training? Of course. But it doesn't matter if the people love what she does," he concluded. "You know, Mazel Tov to her, as we say." ((Heh! Denise Richards wants to cut a bitch! |
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omg love all the dramz!
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betcha if Maks was dancing with Melissa he wouldn't have an issue with it.
Hey Maks - grow the fuck up, will ya??????? |
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hollybear141414 |
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yeah I think Maks woulda been totally psyched having Melissa has a partner. He would be sucking up to the fraus big time. Probably joining their Jason hate
sites and everything.
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It is unfair. However, ABC had to find someone who could jump in at 24 hours notice and that could only be done with someone with extensive dance training.
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anders332 |
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give.me.a.break............................maybe it would be unfair if there was something other than a stupid disco ball trophy at the end..........these
folks will be back next season with new D list celebs to dance with. They're probably getting more publicity out of this season due to the
'unfairness' of casting Melissa.
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