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Posts: 31446 (02/10/09 4:21 PM) Sexy asshole |
i've been married a quarter of a century amy. you think mr dmb jumps out of bed on valentine's day morning awaiting some sappyass card and a bear that
says "i wuv you"? you think he gives a flying rat's ass? if he did, that would make him a pussy, and i wouldn't have married him.
we will go out to dinner. |
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lokeiuc |
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Posts: 730 (02/10/09 4:35 PM) Registered User |
Make him dinner, bring him a beer and then shut the fuck up for the rest of the night. He'll let you know if he needs you later.
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 TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 2970 (02/10/09 6:12 PM) Registered User |
lurkylurky wrote: He is not imaginary, I have seen a picture of him in a dress! Oh and Lurky nuts, aren't you just a poor imitation of ol' whats her nuts? You know, the one who swore to never come back? |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 3117 (02/10/09 6:50 PM) Registered User |
hollybear141414 wrote: But that will change this year, Hollybear. And you'll never be dateless on Valentine's Day ever again! |
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DownUpside |
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Posts: 141 (02/10/09 6:56 PM) |
We tend to buy eachother cards, but that's about it. His birthday is a week later so I work on making that more special. We don't celebrate Sweetest
Day in October either. Our anniversary is usually within a week of that date which is the real celebration.
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wrsrules |
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Posts: 1145 (02/11/09 5:21 AM) |
Cards are lame and a waste of money, other than the sex cooking their favorite meal or desert is a good gift, no flowers or stuffed animals for men.
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shrewlaura |
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Posts: 2127 (02/11/09 4:25 PM) Registered user |
Also my boyfriend and I are going to Texas Roadhouse for dinner. Because we're romantic like that and nothing sets the mood like a bucket of peanuts on the
table.
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Kym |
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Posts: 2369 (02/11/09 5:50 PM) |
We usually start the evening with Tequila then see where it takes us .
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fanoffanofcoils |
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Posts: 64 (03/20/09 9:24 AM) |
I am neither woman nor single. Therefore Amy I can not answer your question.
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hwamf |
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Posts: 3623 (03/20/09 9:25 AM) FAQ bitcher |
Thanks for resurrecting this gem.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 25828 (03/20/09 9:26 AM) Registered User |
Man with 12 inch penis is long on length, but short on depth.
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youfist |
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Posts: 2392 (03/20/09 10:03 AM) |
I got her Uggs boots, avocado rolls from Cheesecake factory and a fake leather jacket from Burlington Coat factory.
She tweaked on my nipples as I rubbed one out to the new Victoria Secret catalouge, so it was a fair exchange. |
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Knives of the Saints |
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Posts: 421 (03/20/09 10:52 AM) Registered User |
Kym wrote:He seems to frequent a lot of gay clubs for some reason, so it must have been interesting. |
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Duke of Nerd |
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Posts: 1769 (03/22/09 12:03 AM) I need a hobby |
My Amykins will soon be in my home and bed.
We will be lovers....and will snuggle together every night. :c D
Last Edited By: Duke of Nerd
03/22/09 12:08 AM.
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 16064 (03/22/09 12:21 AM) Registered user |
StarringAmy wrote: I bore them a child. If that ain't love then I don't know what is. |
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Duke of Nerd |
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Posts: 1772 (03/22/09 12:25 AM) I need a hobby |
No Povertee.....you BOURN them a child.
Please use proper grammar! >:c ( |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 16067 (03/22/09 12:33 AM) Registered user |
It BOURNED when they came out my vagina!
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Duke of Nerd |
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Posts: 1774 (03/22/09 12:37 AM) I need a hobby |
Hmmmm......Nadya never called any of her children "it" or "they".....and she had 14 kids.
just sayin |
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Cydonia Leo |
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Posts: 980 (03/22/09 1:09 AM) Registered user |
When I hear him come through the door, I immediately blind fold him. I take off his jacket, belt, shoes, and any other excess clothes/accessories. I lead him by the hand to the dining room and help him into his seat. I prepare a couple of cocktails for us and help him drink from the glass. Meanwhile, dinner is already finished. I cook him a messy/saucy dinner so in between a few bites, I can flirt and lick around his mouth. I then feed him a nice ice cream sunday with lots of whipped cream. After dinner, I prepare a nice hot hot hot bubble bath. I lead him to the bedroom. There, I take off his clothes. Once he is naked, I gently touch him with my fingertips and tease his most sensitive areas. After some playful arousal, I lead him to the jacuzzi tub. Before we get in, I allow him to undress me and gently caress me. After I help him get into the tub, I slide inbetween his legs and allow him to touch me. After our bath, I help him out of the tub and dry him off. I lead him to the bed and put on my own blindfold. The rest is up to you! PS. Hubbys, you can do the same for your wife! She will love it. |
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MJFrog |
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Posts: 108 (03/22/09 1:18 AM) |
Hello! |
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